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re: Please wish Coach Nate Oats’ daughter a very happy birthday.

Posted on 3/21/24 at 1:46 pm to
Posted by AuburnTigers
9x National Champion
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Posted on 3/21/24 at 1:46 pm to
She'll have herpes within the year
Posted by JeffLebowski
Member since Feb 2015
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Posted on 3/21/24 at 1:46 pm to
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Looks like we found ourselves a queer, fellas.


I’m still laughing. A good 1-liner is always the best!
Posted by clamdip
Rocky Mountain High
Member since Sep 2004
20625 posts
Posted on 3/21/24 at 2:09 pm to
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Nate Oats Wife.


I thought Mama Cass was dead.
Posted by Croot
Member since Aug 2013
5281 posts
Posted on 3/21/24 at 2:11 pm to
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I thought Mama Cass was dead.


and if he's faithful, so are Nate Oat's wrists
Posted by Atxgump
Austin
Member since Nov 2015
4639 posts
Posted on 3/21/24 at 2:15 pm to
Joey freshwater is interested
Posted by BuckI
Grove City, Ohio
Member since Oct 2020
7116 posts
Posted on 3/21/24 at 2:16 pm to
Is Nate Oats's salary at Alabama so bad that his daughter has to go around with holes in her pants?
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Posted on 3/21/24 at 2:18 pm to
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Is Nate Oats's salary at Alabama so bad that his daughter has to go around with holes in her pants?


Those pants probably cost several hundred bucks.
Posted by BuckI
Grove City, Ohio
Member since Oct 2020
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Posted on 3/21/24 at 2:23 pm to
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Those pants probably cost several hundred bucks.
Wouldn't it be cheaper to buy a regular pair of pants and tear a hole in them? Southerners smh
Posted by Croot
Member since Aug 2013
5281 posts
Posted on 3/21/24 at 2:26 pm to
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Wouldn't it be cheaper to buy a regular pair of pants and tear a hole in them? Southerners smh


Bama threw some extra cash at Nat since they chicken shitted out on Dan Lanning's Buyout
This post was edited on 3/21/24 at 2:26 pm
Posted by BuckI
Grove City, Ohio
Member since Oct 2020
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Posted on 3/21/24 at 3:00 pm to
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Bama threw some extra cash at Nat since they chicken shitted out on Dan Lanning's Buyout
I believed Lanning would replace Saban. Was the buyout the issue?
Posted by au7342
Member since May 2020
429 posts
Posted on 3/21/24 at 3:12 pm to
Why would Lanning want to move to Turdistan? He's got a pretty good gig at Oregon and has Nike money to play with.

Also, families of coarches should be off limits unless they do something to make themselves a target. As far as I know she hasn't done or said anything.
Posted by csgau
On the dock of the Bay
Member since Jan 2014
652 posts
Posted on 3/21/24 at 3:15 pm to
Wonder if he gave her a gun for her Bday.
Posted by MrLahey
The Salty Ham
Member since Dec 2013
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Posted on 3/21/24 at 3:15 pm to
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Also, families of coarches should be off limits unless they do something to make themselves a target. As far as I know she hasn't done or said anything.


Nate is the one who put her out there.

Does he do the same with his wife?

YIKES
Posted by A Menace to Sobriety
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Posted on 3/21/24 at 3:20 pm to
Posted by Tide T
South Alabama
Member since Nov 2023
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Posted on 3/21/24 at 3:24 pm to
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Both get bent over this weekend


I would expect no less from a dumb fricking coonass fan.
Posted by lsudave1
Baton Metairie
Member since Jan 2005
11611 posts
Posted on 3/21/24 at 3:29 pm to
Is that a gif of the 2023 Alabama basketball tide?
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 3/21/24 at 3:39 pm to



Forget her im sending you this shirt
Posted by BuckI
Grove City, Ohio
Member since Oct 2020
7116 posts
Posted on 3/21/24 at 3:40 pm to
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Why would Lanning want to move to Turdistan? He's got a pretty good gig at Oregon and has Nike money to play with.
Silly me. B1G>SEC
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Also, families of coarches should be off limits unless they do something to make themselves a target. As far as I know she hasn't done or said anything.

I said nothing about his daughter. I only thought he could afford to dress her in clothes better than rags.
Posted by TS1926
Alabama
Member since Jan 2020
7638 posts
Posted on 3/21/24 at 3:46 pm to
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I would expect no less from a dumb fricking coonass fan.


Indeed but the sanctimonious auburn "fambly" assholes in this thread are disgusting as usual.
This post was edited on 3/21/24 at 3:47 pm
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 3/21/24 at 3:57 pm to
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Forget her im sending you this shirt


I’d wear it.
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