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re: Player Safety Expert Bret Beleima....

Posted on 9/5/14 at 12:06 pm to
Posted by Datbayoubengal
Port City
Member since Sep 2009
28897 posts
Posted on 9/5/14 at 12:06 pm to
him and Saban are two of the biggest hypocrites. All that crap they said in the offseason, and it took less than two weeks into the season for their bullshite to be exposed.
Posted by ocelot4ark
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2009
12536 posts
Posted on 9/5/14 at 12:09 pm to
quote:

If you think 3-9 is mediocre then you've got way bigger problems than not understanding what I'm saying.



Are you really THIS bad at reading?
Posted by jrljr
Member since Aug 2012
4074 posts
Posted on 9/5/14 at 12:10 pm to
There's that strange sound again.
























Bert = Stonehog = Bert
Posted by DMagic
#ChowderPosse
Member since Aug 2010
49891 posts
Posted on 9/5/14 at 12:13 pm to
Yes I can't read. I'm from Mississippi remember?
Posted by LordByron
Member since Nov 2013
259 posts
Posted on 9/5/14 at 12:21 pm to
#Karma
Posted by WDE24
Member since Oct 2010
54836 posts
Posted on 9/5/14 at 12:28 pm to
I don't believe in Karma, but this Saturday will be the first Arky win since that post.
Posted by jso0003
Member since Jun 2009
5170 posts
Posted on 9/5/14 at 12:32 pm to
I see this thread has devolved quite a bit since I last checked in on page 4.

Just want to say to Ocelot4ark...

I want to like you as a poster because I think your Charles Binder avi is hilarious, but you're making it really hard in this thread.

Dude, it all boils down to this:

1) Your coach talks COPIOUS amounts of shite

2) He has lost 9 straight SEC games

THEREFORE

Expect him to keep getting mocked on account of the aforementioned shite talking
Posted by Cooter Davenport
Austin, TX
Member since Apr 2012
9006 posts
Posted on 9/5/14 at 12:33 pm to
quote:

A bit hypocritical?


Extremely.
Posted by aubiecat
Alabama
Member since Jul 2011
5836 posts
Posted on 9/5/14 at 12:39 pm to
quote:

bi·as
'bi?s/Submit
noun
1.
prejudice in favor of or against one thing, person, or group compared with another, usually in a way considered to be unfair.

The truth usually seems unfair to those who refuse to admit the truth.
Posted by beaver
The 755 Club
Member since Sep 2009
46861 posts
Posted on 9/5/14 at 12:44 pm to
I'm late to this party but

quote:

Kind of like Gus informing his entire staff to lie about the Swain faking an injury play? Is he a liar or a hypocrite by saying he doesn't instruct his players to fake an injury?



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HOLY shite

Posted by ocelot4ark
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2009
12536 posts
Posted on 9/5/14 at 12:59 pm to
quote:

1) Your coach talks COPIOUS amounts of shite


I thought the rantards loved to talk shite and troll?

quote:

2) He has lost 9 straight SEC games


And this is irrelevant if you have any sort of aptitude for the sport, which is why it is incessantly brought up here. Living in a vacuum, yada yada yada, etc.
Posted by Tridentds
Sugar Land
Member since Aug 2011
23398 posts
Posted on 9/5/14 at 1:03 pm to
quote:

And this is irrelevant if you have any sort of aptitude for the sport


No matter how you feel about your Bert, it is dumb for him to talk about HUNH being a safety issue and then say stuff like he did. Totally contradicting.

Come on, this cannot be defended very well at all. If the defense is he is a dumb shite and says stuff like this all the time... well... then he is in fact a dumb shite.
Posted by ocelot4ark
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2009
12536 posts
Posted on 9/5/14 at 1:08 pm to
quote:

Come on, this cannot be defended very well at all. If the defense is he is a dumb shite and says stuff like this all the time... well... then he is in fact a dumb shite.


Does Bert have any control over his defensive substitution patterns against a HUNH team, outside of telling his players to fake injuries?

Does Bert have any control over whether or not an opposing coach plays injured players?
This post was edited on 9/5/14 at 1:09 pm
Posted by LSU_Saints_Hornets
Uptown NO,LA
Member since Jan 2013
9739 posts
Posted on 9/5/14 at 1:09 pm to
quote:

Dude is in over his head in the SEC. It will be interesting to see what Conf. he ends up in next


swac
Posted by GerryDiNardo
Bringing Back The Magic!
Member since Mar 2004
5772 posts
Posted on 9/5/14 at 1:15 pm to
Bert has a vagina and it's always that time of the month. He can't admit defeat without making some excuse or finding some reason for why his team was defeated. He has lost any respect I had for him in the little time he's been in the SEC. Perhaps when he's fired in 2 years, Arkansas will be ready to take Petrino back.
Posted by AUtigerNOLA
New Orleans, LA
Member since Apr 2011
17217 posts
Posted on 9/5/14 at 1:18 pm to
quote:

I'm late to this party


Yeah dude. You missed a good bit. This thread is gold. I've lol'd all day.
Posted by NorthGwinnettTiger
Member since Jun 2006
52929 posts
Posted on 9/5/14 at 1:19 pm to
quote:

Perhaps when he's fired in 2 years, Arkansas will be ready to take Petrino back.


Dabo seems like he'd fit in there. Another in a line of douchebags.
Posted by craigbiggio
Member since Dec 2009
31805 posts
Posted on 9/5/14 at 1:21 pm to
With some of the big name Hog posters missing/banned I was scared we wouldn't get any more spin-filled thread like this one.

to the hog posters picking up the slack #nexthawgup
Posted by Tridentds
Sugar Land
Member since Aug 2011
23398 posts
Posted on 9/5/14 at 1:21 pm to
quote:

Does Bert have any control


I think I see the problem here....


YES. YES HE HAS TOTAL CONTROL OVER WHAT HE SAYS.

When he contradicts himself, he can expect to be called out. In other words if he says he is on a diet but at the same time is holding a 25 piece bucket of chicken... well.. that would be a contradiction. He will be called out on it. He may not care, but it will happen.
Posted by jso0003
Member since Jun 2009
5170 posts
Posted on 9/5/14 at 1:33 pm to
quote:

And this is irrelevant if you have any sort of aptitude for the sport, which is why it is incessantly brought up here. Living in a vacuum, yada yada yada, etc.


Oh ok, so when (if) you're riding a 9 game win streak don't bother thumping your chest about how good you are because that is just a statistical anomaly? amirite?

Give it a break with this living in a vacuum shite. Your team has sucked arse of late, just accept it and take your lumps.

Trust me, Auburn fans know what it's like to go winless in the SEC. If you don't laugh at yourself then you're just going to be miserable.
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