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Piggies: it will be OK
Posted on 12/19/19 at 7:15 am
Posted on 12/19/19 at 7:15 am
You lost out on the Lane Train to Ole Miss and now it comes out that you also lost out to your Battle Line rival to the north, Mizzou, for Elijah Drinkitz, or whatever junior’s name is. The funniest part: it wasn’t the money.
After early signing day, Arkie is dead last in recruiting in the SEC, and overall number 88 behind such powerhouses as Miami (Ohio), Temple, FlU, Georgia State and Northern Illinois. Arkie is just above Southern Miss and Charlotte, for what that’s worth.
But it will be OK. When you’re at rock bottom, and no doubt you are, the only way to go is up, right? Or maybe sideways.
Here’s a hug to make it all better:
After early signing day, Arkie is dead last in recruiting in the SEC, and overall number 88 behind such powerhouses as Miami (Ohio), Temple, FlU, Georgia State and Northern Illinois. Arkie is just above Southern Miss and Charlotte, for what that’s worth.
But it will be OK. When you’re at rock bottom, and no doubt you are, the only way to go is up, right? Or maybe sideways.
Here’s a hug to make it all better:
This post was edited on 12/19/19 at 7:22 am
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Posted on 12/19/19 at 7:18 am to DownSouthJukin
@ Arkansas athletics 
Posted on 12/19/19 at 7:32 am to DownSouthJukin
I'm truly devistated that we didn't land this guy
We badly needed another fake who never played college football and makes everything about him.
Damnit!
We badly needed another fake who never played college football and makes everything about him.
Damnit!
This post was edited on 12/19/19 at 7:33 am
Posted on 12/19/19 at 7:37 am to DownSouthJukin
Well, at least we haven't had a coach photographed dry humping a tuna.
Posted on 12/19/19 at 7:38 am to Harry Rex Vonner
quote:I mean, Hugh Freeze was pretty great until the hookers and such came out
We badly needed another fake who never played college football and makes everything about him.
Damnit!
Posted on 12/19/19 at 7:46 am to DownSouthJukin
You are just upset because you thought you were getting young and dreamy Lane Kiffin and instead you got bloated fat Elvis Lane Kiffin. Everyone tried to warn you that he looked like he'd beached himself but y'all didn't listen.
Now y'all are stuck praying that his libido went down as his waist size went up or he'll have a stroke while trying to mount some raggedy looking MILF he met at weight watchers.
Now y'all are stuck praying that his libido went down as his waist size went up or he'll have a stroke while trying to mount some raggedy looking MILF he met at weight watchers.
Posted on 12/19/19 at 7:52 am to Henry Jones Jr
at least Hugh played junior college baseball
I'm literally gagging with all these coaches nowdays who never played any sport in college but they think they can relate to student athletes
I'm literally gagging with all these coaches nowdays who never played any sport in college but they think they can relate to student athletes
Posted on 12/19/19 at 7:52 am to Arksulli
The Kubler-Ross Grief Cycle:
This post was edited on 12/19/19 at 7:58 am
Posted on 12/19/19 at 7:54 am to DownSouthJukin
Posted on 12/19/19 at 7:55 am to Vecchio Cane
That schtick works great with the kids, apparently.
Posted on 12/19/19 at 7:56 am to DownSouthJukin
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The Grief Cycle:
Good, good, it is healthy that you understand what you got yourself into. We will be here for you when you enter the immobilization stage. OK, mostly we'll just poke you with sticks during that phase but still, it is a form of companionship.
Posted on 12/19/19 at 7:56 am to Vecchio Cane
Posted on 12/19/19 at 7:56 am to DownSouthJukin
The aggy roller coaster is very similar to this.
Posted on 12/19/19 at 7:59 am to Arksulli
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We will be here for you when you enter the immobilization stage. OK, mostly we'll just poke you with sticks during that phase but still, it is a form of companionship.
I was there when Ole Miss hired an O line coach for its HC position.
Posted on 12/19/19 at 8:01 am to DownSouthJukin
2 coaches that were fired from each of their respective teams in that photo right there. It is beautiful
Posted on 12/19/19 at 8:05 am to yatesdog38
Congrats on keeping Joe Moorhead. He will surely lead State to the futbaw promised land.
Posted on 12/19/19 at 8:07 am to DownSouthJukin
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DownSouthJukin
I bet you kick little kittens in your spare time
Posted on 12/19/19 at 8:10 am to King
Is “little kittens” a euphemism for Arkansas?
Posted on 12/19/19 at 8:17 am to Thumpa15
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Arkansas athletics
You want to talk hoops?
Posted on 12/19/19 at 8:18 am to Latarian
Is Arkie a basketball school... again?
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