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re: Picking up on women in College Station

Posted on 10/15/12 at 6:33 pm to
Posted by AginAL
Member since Dec 2010
1378 posts
Posted on 10/15/12 at 6:33 pm to
Yeah we're all ghey. Our women are amazon mouth breathers. We're going in dry with LSU.
Posted by OBReb6
Memphissippi
Member since Jul 2010
41553 posts
Posted on 10/15/12 at 6:34 pm to
quote:

Yer mom goes to college..


Not A&M if she's close to decent looking.
Posted by Vander
Member since Oct 2012
323 posts
Posted on 10/15/12 at 6:44 pm to
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I'm wondering how all these fans of other schools who have maybe been to a place once or twice have seen enough women to come to a conclusion. Going to The Chicken on a Friday night before a football game is not a good way to see the talent.


Going to the Chicken for any reason on any night is not a good way of meeting any decent looking woman. Avoid that place if you want to meet women. It's good if you want to drink cheap and shitty beer, but that's about it.

If you want to meet women stay on the East end of Northgate. There you will find all of the women who dress up and are hot. The only good thing about the West side of Northgate is O'Bannons.
Posted by John Maplethorpe
Graubünden, Switzerland
Member since Jun 2010
889 posts
Posted on 10/15/12 at 6:49 pm to
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That is false. It's 1.1:1 now


You talkin bout fractions bro? I bet you're a hit at parties. "Rufus drank 12.2532 beers tonight."
Posted by OBReb6
Memphissippi
Member since Jul 2010
41553 posts
Posted on 10/15/12 at 6:55 pm to
quote:

I bet you're a hit at parties. "Rufus drank 12.2532 beers tonight."

That's just silly. It would be nearly impossible to account for how much beer got spilled or exactly how much was left in the can without a sensitive scale, and I probably wouldn't have one on me at a party.
Posted by daboman of Aggieland
Columbia, MO
Member since Aug 2011
1330 posts
Posted on 10/15/12 at 7:26 pm to
A Faylor poster with a post that has so much FAIL.

It's October 15, and all is right with the world.
Posted by MadDoggyStyle
Member since Feb 2012
3857 posts
Posted on 10/15/12 at 7:46 pm to
Is it easy?

No.

Any tips?

Wear a back brace, they are hefty.
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 10/15/12 at 7:53 pm to
quote:

We're going in dry with LSU.



Literally. We're familiar with your love of gay sex. Tell us something we don't know.
Posted by cyde
He gone
Member since Nov 2005
31876 posts
Posted on 10/15/12 at 8:10 pm to
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
117998 posts
Posted on 10/15/12 at 8:11 pm to
Honestly, I only remember seeing one attractive chick from that college while I was back in Oxford. It was the weakest showing I've ever seen from an SEC school. Even Vandy blows them out of the damn water.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
117998 posts
Posted on 10/15/12 at 8:19 pm to
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25,000 women at A&M and not one of them is hawt! That's just a fact.



Never said that, but I'd say its comparatively lower than any other SEC school. If an SEC school's hot chick ratio is below say 30% of the female student body, then its shite. From the crop yall brought to Oxford, I'd put the number of girls that can compare to Ole Miss' best to a single individual. Pretty sad showing from yall when Texas showed up with some great eye candy.
This post was edited on 10/15/12 at 8:20 pm
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
117998 posts
Posted on 10/15/12 at 8:21 pm to
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This post was edited on 10/15/12 at 8:22 pm
Posted by OldSulRoss
Member since Aug 2011
317 posts
Posted on 10/15/12 at 8:27 pm to
If you have any trouble, it will probably be because you'll be in gator waders, have more fingers on your hands than teeth in your head, and because of the permeating smell of bayou slime following you around in a visible pig pen dirt cloud. You'll probably also be swilling shitty coors light and possibly wearing a coonskin cap.

Not sure where the coonskin cap thing comes from, but it seems right so frick it.

Posted by samson73103
Krypton
Member since Nov 2008
8783 posts
Posted on 10/15/12 at 8:33 pm to
This thread is hilarious
Posted by DWag215
Houston, TX
Member since Aug 2011
7350 posts
Posted on 10/15/12 at 8:36 pm to
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Pretty sad showing from yall when Texas showed up with some great eye candy.

Surprised this hasn't had a nibble yet.
Posted by AggieAD
Los Angeles
Member since Sep 2012
34 posts
Posted on 10/15/12 at 8:38 pm to
OP just mad because the the Baylor women used to travel to College Station on weekends to hang with real men.

^
And that is a true story.
Posted by Broyota2
Member since Nov 2010
13474 posts
Posted on 10/15/12 at 8:39 pm to
wait so has anyone really talked about the snatch in college station yet?
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 10/15/12 at 8:41 pm to
quote:

Baylor women used to travel to College Station on weekends to hang with real men.


Maybe for the purposes of retail therapy, girl talk, and trips to the salon.
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 10/15/12 at 8:42 pm to
quote:

wait so has anyone really talked about the snatch in college station yet?


Aggie men have no knowledge of it.
Posted by Broyota2
Member since Nov 2010
13474 posts
Posted on 10/15/12 at 8:43 pm to
Ah I see the almighty clitoris is still a mystery to the aggies, things don't change I guess.
This post was edited on 10/15/12 at 8:44 pm
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