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OFFICIAL PASSING OF THE JIZZ JAR TORCH
Posted on 1/3/20 at 9:15 pm
Posted on 1/3/20 at 9:15 pm
In light of recent events, we Texas A&M fans can no longer, in good conscience, retain our position as the Jizz Jar program of the SEC.
The University of Georgia's impressive, well documented, and wholehearted commitment to jizz jar antics has clearly earned UGA the title of the official Jizz Jar program of the proud and storied Southeastern Conference.
So, on behalf of the Texas A&M fan contigent here on the rant, I hereby pass the jizz drenched torch to the University of Georgia Bulldogs!
Well deserved Dawgs! And congratulations! May your jars never run dry!
The University of Georgia's impressive, well documented, and wholehearted commitment to jizz jar antics has clearly earned UGA the title of the official Jizz Jar program of the proud and storied Southeastern Conference.
So, on behalf of the Texas A&M fan contigent here on the rant, I hereby pass the jizz drenched torch to the University of Georgia Bulldogs!
Well deserved Dawgs! And congratulations! May your jars never run dry!
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Posted on 1/3/20 at 9:18 pm to Krampus
Well, UGA has female cheerleaders so I think the Aggie keep the title.
Posted on 1/3/20 at 9:18 pm to Krampus
Is there kerosene or turpentine mixed in with the jizz so it will actually burn? And how do you affix the jar to the stick? I guess you could duct tape it, but it would be wobbly and nobody wants burning cum splashing out onto them.
Posted on 1/3/20 at 9:19 pm to Krampus
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I hereby pass the jizz drenched torch to the University of Georgia Bulldogs!
Posted on 1/3/20 at 9:20 pm to Krampus
Texas AnM and Georgia had their first SEC meeting this year, after so many years. And Georgia grown-manned you little bitches. It wasn't even about the sex, it was about the power and dominance.
Posted on 1/3/20 at 9:23 pm to deeprig9
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It wasn't only about the sex, it was about the power and the sperm, and the sex.
Posted on 1/3/20 at 9:26 pm to deeprig9
Sounds like you are the kind of Georgia man who likes to watch the powerade get filled up. Creepy.
Posted on 1/3/20 at 11:54 pm to deeprig9
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Is there kerosene or turpentine mixed in with the jizz so it will actually burn? And how do you affix the jar to the stick? I guess you could duct tape it, but it would be wobbly and nobody wants burning cum splashing out onto them.
Nah, you don't want to tape it together. Best bet is to start with one of these:
Don't want to waste any of that white gold.
Posted on 1/4/20 at 12:04 am to Krampus
This is possibly the longest odds of A&M ever having the opportunity of getting rid of the jar... and lightning has struck. Congrats on passing the torch.
Posted on 1/4/20 at 4:58 am to Krampus
Had to upvote
Extremely well played. Very well done. Exceptional job. Georgia is the Jizz Jar champ. I wish I had more than one vote to give. fricking outstanding.
Extremely well played. Very well done. Exceptional job. Georgia is the Jizz Jar champ. I wish I had more than one vote to give. fricking outstanding.
Posted on 1/4/20 at 6:18 am to Krampus
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Posted on 1/4/20 at 11:07 am to Wtxtiger
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