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re: Official LSU vs. Bama Haiku Thread

Posted on 10/29/18 at 2:34 pm to
Posted by DownSouthJukin
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Posted on 10/29/18 at 2:34 pm to
The last line is true regardless of the veracity other two.
This post was edited on 10/29/18 at 2:35 pm
Posted by Lsucorndog9419
Member since Oct 2018
248 posts
Posted on 10/29/18 at 2:47 pm to
QB takes a knee
Not because they are winning
Tua got no more knees

Devin White is out
Delpits gonna frick you up
Gumps claim it’s a fluke

Heisman Trophy lock
Best win is Texas Faggie
He still fricks his mum
This post was edited on 10/29/18 at 2:53 pm
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
84097 posts
Posted on 10/29/18 at 2:54 pm to
There once was a Gump
Who poisoned a great oak tree
Penitentiary

There once was a Gump
Dragged his nuts on a young kid
Penitentiary

There once was a Gump
Paid High School players money
Penitentiary


Posted by DownSouthJukin
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Member since Jan 2014
29905 posts
Posted on 10/29/18 at 2:57 pm to
quote:

Lsupimp


Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American southerner
Member since Nov 2013
43232 posts
Posted on 10/29/18 at 3:44 pm to
Hey whitewash punk Gumps
Who is the Rounders boy's daddy
Why you scared to say?
Posted by Jacknola
New Orleans
Member since May 2013
4366 posts
Posted on 10/29/18 at 4:01 pm to
Suck the tide’s dic bich;
Suck that elephant dic bish
What a dumb azz cheer.
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American southerner
Member since Nov 2013
43232 posts
Posted on 10/29/18 at 4:04 pm to
Weak arse punk arse Gumps
Still cov'rin for Rounder boy?
Know who my dad is!!!
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American southerner
Member since Nov 2013
43232 posts
Posted on 10/29/18 at 4:06 pm to
My daddy big man!
Bouncer I'll get you fired bitch!
My papa my pa!
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American southerner
Member since Nov 2013
43232 posts
Posted on 10/29/18 at 4:17 pm to
Let me in bouncer!
I'll sky scream at you bouncer!
Lil man big sky scream!!


Sky scream Bama scream!
My Pa will get you for this!
Bouncer let me in!!!!
This post was edited on 10/29/18 at 4:18 pm
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American southerner
Member since Nov 2013
43232 posts
Posted on 10/29/18 at 4:26 pm to
Rounders bouncer big
Grab you by the throat and push
Pa's Lil Boy go boom
Posted by fleaux
section 0
Member since Aug 2012
8741 posts
Posted on 10/29/18 at 4:36 pm to
Earthquake game once more,
After, Finebaum said one thing,
I saw the Ghost win
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American southerner
Member since Nov 2013
43232 posts
Posted on 10/29/18 at 5:03 pm to
DuBose shot himself
Pat Dye kidnapped an old man
Chiz went on spring break
Posted by Che Boludo
Member since May 2009
20297 posts
Posted on 10/29/18 at 5:08 pm to
They had played no one.
Tua had not been tested.
Yet, Bama still won.
Posted by FourThreeForty
Member since May 2013
17290 posts
Posted on 10/29/18 at 5:42 pm to
Red elephant club
Doesn’t have jurisdiction
Will affect the game
Posted by CoachMoorGut
Member since Sep 2018
725 posts
Posted on 10/29/18 at 6:02 pm to
Into third quarter
Will Tagoviloa play
Or sit on the bench?

Whatever happens
Devin White will sit first half
That targeting bitch
Posted by Herman Frisco
Bon Secour
Member since Sep 2008
17733 posts
Posted on 10/29/18 at 6:11 pm to
Tua Tag da man
L8U crack has da sand
Corndog soon under water
Posted by RainKing96
Member since Jul 2017
810 posts
Posted on 10/29/18 at 6:16 pm to
Roses are red
Vilets are blue
The Tide gonna beat LSU
Posted by MSHawg1
Bad-assistan
Member since Jun 2018
5046 posts
Posted on 10/29/18 at 9:00 pm to
LSU will pass
Bama will intercept
Burrow is arse
This post was edited on 10/29/18 at 9:02 pm
Posted by teeMike
In my mind, I'm already there.
Member since Feb 2007
7574 posts
Posted on 10/29/18 at 9:05 pm to
The water is ice
November winds are blowing
Death Valley awaits
Posted by AggieDub14
Oil Baron
Member since Oct 2015
14631 posts
Posted on 10/30/18 at 2:00 pm to
Clearly it is hard for you since that isn't a haiku
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