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re: Nicknames for an Alabama fan's genitalia

Posted on 4/1/09 at 6:42 pm to
Posted by Ross
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Posted on 4/1/09 at 6:42 pm to
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There'll be a thread for comments like these in a few days, my friend. Remember, this is a 12-part series. Be patient and give us some Tide-specific nicknames, please.


You going Alphabetical Order?
Posted by xiv
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Posted on 4/1/09 at 6:42 pm to
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I guesss nobody got the Kenny Stabler thing.

My guess is that Kenny Stabler is so magnificent that it is only logical to name your penis after him. Is there a story I missed? Do tell.
Posted by xiv
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Posted on 4/1/09 at 6:42 pm to
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You going Alphabetical Order?
Yep. We'll be dealing with you Friday.
Posted by Governor
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Posted on 4/1/09 at 6:44 pm to
The SEC.
Posted by xiv
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Posted on 4/1/09 at 6:46 pm to
The 13th National Championship Trophy
Posted by Mr. Curious
Chocolate City
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Posted on 4/1/09 at 6:47 pm to
Joe "Willie"
Posted by Lsupimp
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Posted on 4/1/09 at 6:50 pm to
The Major Ogilvie.
Posted by xiv
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Posted on 4/1/09 at 6:50 pm to
For a lady Gump's vagina:

John Parker Wilson
Posted by Mr. Curious
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Posted on 4/1/09 at 6:52 pm to
The Ivory Tusk
Posted by Lsupimp
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Posted on 4/1/09 at 6:52 pm to
She has a VaJulioJones.
Posted by xiv
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Posted on 4/1/09 at 6:57 pm to
Governor Wallace

...for the Gump who refuses to offer his services to people of color.
Posted by Governor
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Posted on 4/1/09 at 6:59 pm to
The utes
Posted by cajunbama
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Posted on 4/1/09 at 7:03 pm to
the woolly mammoth for men and women.
Posted by MattFlynnRox
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Posted on 4/1/09 at 7:05 pm to
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Lil' Bear.


I like this one...shriveled and unresponsive for over 25 years seems to accurately represent.
Posted by Funky Tide 8
Bayou Chico
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Posted on 4/1/09 at 7:06 pm to
Rolando MacPain

This post was edited on 4/1/09 at 7:07 pm
Posted by Governor
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Posted on 4/1/09 at 7:07 pm to
The red elephant, my balls are referred to as sociologists (gotta give the barn a lil love)
Posted by arwicklu
Houston, TX
Member since Jan 2008
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Posted on 4/1/09 at 7:12 pm to
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My guess is that Kenny Stabler is so magnificent that it is only logical to name your penis after him. Is there a story I missed? Do tell.


Kenny "The Snake" Stabler.

Not that it was great but it zoomed right past your dome.
Posted by xiv
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Posted on 4/1/09 at 7:17 pm to
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Kenny "The Snake" Stabler.

Of course. I even thought "What's so funny about Kenny 'The Snake' Stabler?" and still didn't get it. I guess it's because I went to school at Midvale.
Posted by Crimsonpanther13
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Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 4/1/09 at 7:21 pm to
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Kenny "The Snake" Stabler.

Yes that was what I meant.
Posted by TigerBandMan
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 4/1/09 at 7:35 pm to
Mount cody?
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