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News article outlining the 5 teams the Texas fans are demanding the SEC kick out

Posted on 6/11/24 at 5:45 pm
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
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Posted on 6/11/24 at 5:45 pm
Yes, it’s click bait but hilarious UTrans delusion none the less


Hook em Sports

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Texas is in the SEC. With the conclusion of baseball, softball, track and field, and all other sports for the 2023-24 season, the Longhorns and the Big 12 are no more. As the Horns prepare to make their new conference their home, quite a few teams that have already been in the SEC have quite the rivalry with Texas. From former Southwest Conference rivals the Arkansas Razorbacks to in-state enemies the Texas A&M Aggies, the Longhorns are about to go head-to-head with some of their most bitter adversaries. If the Horns had it their way, maybe a few of the teams in the SEC would be kicked out to clear the way for Texas' entrance into the conference. Which five teams would the Longhorns kick out of the SEC if they had the power to do so?

1. Georgia. "The Bulldogs have quite literally been unbeatable in recent history, as Georgia has gone undefeated in the regular season over the last three years. Kirby Smart has made an absolute monster out of the Bulldogs' football program. While Texas may be able to go toe-to-toe with UGA, it sure would make the Longhorns' lives easier if the Bulldogs weren't in their conference anymore."

2. Alabama "Despite not sharing a conference, since the Crimson Tide upset the Longhorns in the 2009 National Championship game (where they hurt the Horns' beloved quarterback Colt McCoy), (if only Colt hadn't gotten hurt...) Texas and Alabama have been at each others' throats. Texas defeated the Tide at home in the two teams' most recent matchup but, man, would it be sweet for them to no longer rule the SEC."

3. Arkansas "When the Texas Longhorns and Arkansas Razorbacks shared a home base in the Southwest Conference, the two teams were bitter rivals. Over the 79 matchups between the programs, Texas has dominated, winning 56 of the games. (All time record, save me). While the Longhorns might hold the upper hand on the past, most recently, Arkansas trounced the Horns in a non-conference matchup."

4. A&M (hard to believe they had us this far down the list) "The rivalry to end all rivalries. Texas A&M has surprisingly, and unfortunately, risen back to power right as the Longhorns are joining their conference. The Aggies and the Longhorns have always hated each other, and while the rivalry is infamous and unmatched, it would be infinitely easier if Texas A&M wasn't in the SEC anymore. Maybe, the two teams could just see each other in non-conference matchups, or on holidays, before SEC play actually begins each year."

5. OU The Longhorns have played against the Sooners more times than any other team in the nation (119 games). Texas has eked out a winning record over Oklahoma, currently holding 63 wins over the Sooners' heads and OU can only lay claim to 51 victories. (All time record, save me again!) The Red River Rivalry is one of the greatest rivalries in sports, much less college football, but it doesn't have to be a conference rivalry.
Posted by BevoBucks
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Member since Dec 2022
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Posted on 6/11/24 at 5:46 pm to
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Yes, it’s click bait but
Story of this board.
Posted by Errerrerrwere
Member since Aug 2015
39033 posts
Posted on 6/11/24 at 5:46 pm to
Old Sarge is fricking retarded.

LINK
This post was edited on 6/11/24 at 5:48 pm
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
61687 posts
Posted on 6/11/24 at 5:47 pm to
I think all fan blogs post retarded takes from time to time.
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
58130 posts
Posted on 6/11/24 at 5:47 pm to
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Old Sarge is my daddy but he won’t call my mama back
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
58130 posts
Posted on 6/11/24 at 5:48 pm to
I never said it wasn’t stupid, but it is funny
Posted by Maroonster
Memphis, Tennessee
Member since Nov 2023
158 posts
Posted on 6/11/24 at 5:52 pm to
Yeah, it has to be clickbait but it is still funny, since this is the way some Longhorn fans might think.
Posted by Maroonster
Memphis, Tennessee
Member since Nov 2023
158 posts
Posted on 6/11/24 at 5:52 pm to
Yeah, it has to be clickbait but it is still funny, since this is the way some Longhorn fans might think.
Posted by PerrillouxToTexas
Member since Sep 2022
7116 posts
Posted on 6/11/24 at 5:57 pm to
This is dumb as hell.

The list is: Missouri.
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
58130 posts
Posted on 6/11/24 at 5:58 pm to
It’s your fan base
Posted by PerrillouxToTexas
Member since Sep 2022
7116 posts
Posted on 6/11/24 at 6:04 pm to
Is it? Author went to Oregon. And what is "hookemheadlines?" Couldn't find an idiot Longhorn fan on Twitter today?
Posted by RelentlessTide
Member since Feb 2020
3606 posts
Posted on 6/11/24 at 6:15 pm to
You make a mountain out of an ant hill.
Posted by Ag Zwin
Member since Mar 2016
23036 posts
Posted on 6/11/24 at 6:18 pm to
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Couldn't find an idiot Longhorn fan on Twitter today?


Posted by GatorOnAnIsland
Florida
Member since Jan 2019
7842 posts
Posted on 6/11/24 at 7:17 pm to
You’ve got to cut ol slarge a break,

Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
58130 posts
Posted on 6/11/24 at 7:20 pm to
Your fans wrote the article not me
Posted by SOBMarcus
Boerne TX
Member since Apr 2020
2332 posts
Posted on 6/11/24 at 7:44 pm to
Another falsehood from Lyin’ Welchin’ Old Marge

Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
58130 posts
Posted on 6/11/24 at 7:46 pm to
Falsehood created by UTrans fans?
Posted by Comancheria
Guntersville, AL
Member since May 2023
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Posted on 6/11/24 at 7:55 pm to
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the 5 teams the Texas fans are demanding the SEC kick out


Goddamn you're stupid

Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
58130 posts
Posted on 6/11/24 at 8:02 pm to
Hookem sports.com


That’s not Oregon
Posted by agswin
The Republic of Texas
Member since Aug 2011
4359 posts
Posted on 6/11/24 at 8:15 pm to
We warned you. They screwed up the SWC, Big 8, PAC10, Big 12 and they have their eyes focused on the SEC.

They screw up the officiating ( I think over half of the officials lived in the Austin metro area.)

They are getting ready to steal Jay Johnson from LSU.

In five years, the SEC will be engulfed by them and may not even exist.

Blame it all on Sankey. You have no idea what is about to hit the SEC.
This post was edited on 6/11/24 at 8:16 pm
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