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ForeverGator
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Name the things Mizzou is good at.
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Just kidding....

They are good at:

- Having campus riots
- Having players come out
- Putting up swastikas made out of poop
- Having a major decrease in attendence at school due to lack of interest of people to attend the school
- Renting out dorm rooms for Missouri people to run meth labs

There should be a term about them when someone does one of these things. Maybe just "You've gone Mizzou."


Gradual_Stroke
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Member since Oct 2012
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re: Name the things Mizzou is good at.
Who?


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SECFan1995
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re: Name the things Mizzou is good at.
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Name the things that ForeverGator is good at.


TT9
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DBU
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Member since Mar 2014
16406 posts

re: Name the things Mizzou is good at.
Race war


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thegreatone2
Member since Jul 2017
53 posts

re: Name the things Mizzou is good at.
They have won the eastern division more times than anyone beside Florida since joining the conference.


kbrake37
South Carolina Fan
Washington DC
Member since Mar 2016
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re: Name the things Mizzou is good at.
Losing!!!


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ZOUtiger
Missouri Fan
Member since Aug 2016
536 posts

re: Name the things Mizzou is good at.
I don't know if this counts, but I'm really good at masterbating. I mean, REALLY good. If there were an over/under I'd take the over every time and win.


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IAmNERD
Auburn Fan
Member since May 2017
758 posts

re: Name the things Mizzou is good at.
The silence is deafening


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IAmReality
Member since Oct 2012
11369 posts

re: Name the things Mizzou is good at.
Interracial gay sex.


ForeverGator
Florida Fan
Your Mom's House
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re: Name the things Mizzou is good at.
Michael Sam's boyfriend was probably from A&M. It would make total sense.


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Gradual_Stroke
Texas A&M Fan
Bryan, TX
Member since Oct 2012
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re: Name the things Mizzou is good at.
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Interracial gay sex


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Rhino5
Atlanta Falcons Fan
ATL
Member since Nov 2014
11901 posts

re: Name the things Mizzou is good at.
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They have won the eastern division more times than anyone beside Florida since joining the conference.

This. So technically they're a better addition than dead-weight ATM.


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MIZZOU_JP
Missouri Fan
Member since Apr 2015
972 posts

re: Name the things Mizzou is good at.
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They are good at:

- Having campus riots
- Having players come out
- Putting up swastikas made out of poop
- Having a major decrease in attendence at school due to lack of interest of people to attend the school
- Renting out dorm rooms for Missouri people to run meth labs

There should be a term about them when someone does one of these thingsMaybe just "You've gone Mizzou."


- It was a protest not a riot. We haven't had a good ol' Hoax Protest in almost the amount of time it's been since we've won the East. We are due for one.
- You're just jealous because you don't have an ESPN Courage award
- Alleged "Shistika"
- We had to keep a bunch of Jabornies away so we can have more safe spaces
- At least you know where you'll cop your fix when you come to the Zou.

You never go full Mizzou!


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Literalist
Missouri Fan
Minnesota
Member since Oct 2014
1172 posts

re: Name the things Mizzou is good at.
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Name the things Mizzou is good at.


Mizzou has always been located in the United States of America.

Mizzou grads can't identify with Jeff Foxworthy jokes.

We trade barbs on an SEC forum with people who are too dumb to frick anything human.


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Cobb Dawg
Georgia Fan
Member since Sep 2012
4754 posts
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re: Name the things Mizzou is good at.
Socialism


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JesusQuintana
Tennessee Fan
St Louis
Member since Oct 2013
17813 posts

re: Name the things Mizzou is good at.
Damn, TWO respond threads????

I wasn't even really trying...


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BreakawayZou83
Missouri Fan
Kansas City, Missouri
Member since Oct 2011
7245 posts

re: Name the things Mizzou is good at.
Still better than Florida.


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namvet6566
LSU Fan
Member since Oct 2012
2884 posts

re: Name the things Mizzou is good at.


Sorry about your abuse as a child.....why these stupid comments


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MizzouTrue
Missouri Fan
Member since Jun 2016
1567 posts

re: Name the things Mizzou is good at.
Just off the top of my head

Winning 42-0 at the swamp.

Never lose to FCS schools


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