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Name each SEC program's top collection of super wealthy boosters
Posted on 3/31/22 at 8:14 am
Posted on 3/31/22 at 8:14 am
For the Tennessee Volunteers, it's a gas station company complete with fat toothless meth girls running around the gravel parking lots giving blowjobs to truckers
Auburn's still got Yella Fella and his propaganda crew doing false dossiers on the football coach, and Bobby Lowder I guess
Who are the top members of the Red Elephant Club? Regions Bank?
State? The remaining members of Blind Melon?
Auburn's still got Yella Fella and his propaganda crew doing false dossiers on the football coach, and Bobby Lowder I guess
Who are the top members of the Red Elephant Club? Regions Bank?
State? The remaining members of Blind Melon?
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Posted on 3/31/22 at 8:16 am to Harry Rex Vonner
I’m still upset that the man Sam Walton himself graduated from Mizzou and his kids are spending his money on them damn piggies.
You’re welcome baws. Mizzou made your athletics.
You’re welcome baws. Mizzou made your athletics.
This post was edited on 3/31/22 at 8:17 am
Posted on 3/31/22 at 8:17 am to Harry Rex Vonner
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it's a gas station
Jon Ham had a great thread on the ot
Last weekend I was on a date and knew where the night was going so I stopped at a gas station to snag a rubber.
I went to the restroom and reviewed my options on the dispenser. A couple guys came in and sort of grinned at me. I felt bad I was broadcasting that I was getting laid to some poor schmucks like that, but such is life for the winners I guess.
I didn’t have change so I had to break a bill with a milf at the register. She gave me some luring eyes, I think she knew what was up or maybe I was giving off some pheromones that flipped her switch. I thought about asking her which condom was her favorite but there was a guy waiting behind me and I didn’t want to make him feel bad.
When I made my pick and turned the knob on the dispenser it was like winning at a slot machine. You could tell guys either wanted to high five you or make a comment about you just being lucky out of envy.
I put the condom in my shirt pocket, letting it show a little, so my date could see. It’s an easy way to subtly signal where things are going. My date actually had to get dropped off at her friend’s due to some issue, so the condom remains in my car’s cup holder ready for next time. It’s a nice reminder when I get in the car each morning.
Posted on 3/31/22 at 8:17 am to Harry Rex Vonner
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For the Tennessee Volunteers
RIP Roy Adams
Posted on 3/31/22 at 8:18 am to RamboMizzou
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I’m still upset that the man Sam Walton himself graduated from Mizzou and his kids are spending his money on them damn piggies.
You’re welcome baws. Mizzou made your athletics.
it's ok
Mizzou is our AAA farm club and we appreciate you for it
Posted on 3/31/22 at 8:18 am to RamboMizzou
It's alright, Alice is more interested in art projects. Although she did get pissed off at UAMS so she's building her own medical school now.
Posted on 3/31/22 at 8:18 am to paperwasp
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RIP Roy Adams
did the REC have him murdered?
Posted on 3/31/22 at 8:19 am to blackrose890
What happened with uams?
Posted on 3/31/22 at 8:20 am to Harry Rex Vonner
Our Lady of the Lake Regional Medical Center
Posted on 3/31/22 at 8:23 am to Harry Rex Vonner
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did the REC have him murdered?
Posted on 3/31/22 at 8:23 am to Harry Rex Vonner
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it's ok
Mizzou is our AAA farm club and we appreciate you for it
Well in football your minor league team has been kicking your major league teams arse on the regular.
Do better at calling your boys up Breh.
Posted on 3/31/22 at 8:24 am to RamboMizzou
So two of his boys, Rob and Jim, graduated UofA, and Alice did College of the Ozarks down in the Arkansas River Valley
the son that died in the plane crash years ago, I'm not sure where he went
the son that died in the plane crash years ago, I'm not sure where he went
This post was edited on 3/31/22 at 8:27 am
Posted on 3/31/22 at 8:24 am to Harry Rex Vonner
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State? The remaining members of Blind Melon?
Lol'd.
Posted on 3/31/22 at 8:25 am to RamboMizzou
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You’re welcome baws. Mizzou made your athletics.
Mighty neighborly of y’all.
XOXO 
Posted on 3/31/22 at 8:25 am to pioneerbasketball
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What happened with uams?
They teach medicine to republicans.
Posted on 3/31/22 at 8:25 am to Harry Rex Vonner
Yeah but the man himself is a Mizzou alum.
He honestly saved the whole state of Arkansas.
Mizzou is responsible for keeping Arkansas from being the next Mississippi. Or even worse, another Louisiana. You’re welcome. Our University has saved you all.
He honestly saved the whole state of Arkansas.
Mizzou is responsible for keeping Arkansas from being the next Mississippi. Or even worse, another Louisiana. You’re welcome. Our University has saved you all.
Posted on 3/31/22 at 8:26 am to pioneerbasketball
I have no idea, she's about to break ground on a school past Crystal Bridges. The plans are fantastic, and it's going to a huge M.D. program. Move over Havard, we got Walmart Doctors coming soon.
This post was edited on 3/31/22 at 8:28 am
Posted on 3/31/22 at 8:27 am to piggilicious
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piggilicious
We can get down babe if you want. XOXO’ing me. Stahp it.
Posted on 3/31/22 at 8:27 am to Harry Rex Vonner
I believe it's Hewson & Fitzpatrick at UA, not sure how active Jr. still is.
Posted on 3/31/22 at 8:29 am to RamboMizzou
The Waltons donate to both Missouri and Arkansas in academics. Not so much in sports.
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