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My true hate is reserved for Auburn
Posted on 9/15/13 at 1:40 am
Posted on 9/15/13 at 1:40 am
Since it's officially Auburn week:
A&M fans are delusional sure, but for the most part they are a decent bunch.
The gumps are obnoxious and Saban is a POS, but I have nothing against the University of Alabama and in fact I like Tuscaloosa a lot and the good Bama fans are the best in the conference.
Auburn on the other hand is home to the most vile, god awful people in the SEC. And it's not just the fans. it's the team, it's the coaches. It's everything. it's something about the Auburn spirit itself.
Whether it's:
the 1999 cigar incident
Stomping on the eye before the 2001 game
Damon Duval
Ripping off Oklahoma's "Nebraska fans smell like corn dogs" and replacing it with LSU
"leaping"
Making up ridiculous horror stories about BR
Auburn fans telling me "I hope you build your defenses better than you build your levees" before the 2006 game.
The 2006 game.
Chaz Ramsey
Buying Cam Newton and getting away with it.
I take more pleasure in beating Auburn than any other school. If the piss balloon story Auburn fans made up were true, I would reserve their use solely for them.
A&M fans are delusional sure, but for the most part they are a decent bunch.
The gumps are obnoxious and Saban is a POS, but I have nothing against the University of Alabama and in fact I like Tuscaloosa a lot and the good Bama fans are the best in the conference.
Auburn on the other hand is home to the most vile, god awful people in the SEC. And it's not just the fans. it's the team, it's the coaches. It's everything. it's something about the Auburn spirit itself.
Whether it's:
the 1999 cigar incident
Stomping on the eye before the 2001 game
Damon Duval
Ripping off Oklahoma's "Nebraska fans smell like corn dogs" and replacing it with LSU
"leaping"
Making up ridiculous horror stories about BR
Auburn fans telling me "I hope you build your defenses better than you build your levees" before the 2006 game.
The 2006 game.
Chaz Ramsey
Buying Cam Newton and getting away with it.
I take more pleasure in beating Auburn than any other school. If the piss balloon story Auburn fans made up were true, I would reserve their use solely for them.
This post was edited on 9/15/13 at 1:42 am
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Posted on 9/15/13 at 1:41 am to Draconian Sanctions
This post is too long and I didn't read it
Posted on 9/15/13 at 1:42 am to Patton
I read it, but I have this feeling that I've read it before.
I just can't put my finger on it...
I just can't put my finger on it...
Posted on 9/15/13 at 1:45 am to Draconian Sanctions
Didn't read, no one likes you, War Eagle.
Posted on 9/15/13 at 1:45 am to Draconian Sanctions
You post this every year?
Posted on 9/15/13 at 1:46 am to Draconian Sanctions
You're a dick bag
Posted on 9/15/13 at 1:46 am to Draconian Sanctions
quote:
Chaz Ramsey
Thug POS
quote:
Cam Newton
Thoughtful POS
Posted on 9/15/13 at 1:47 am to Scrimpin Gary
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You're a dick bag
No, you people are. That's the point.
Posted on 9/15/13 at 1:47 am to LittleRockHog501
An LSU fan calling out another school's class? I think the pot has just called the kettle black.
Posted on 9/15/13 at 1:48 am to Draconian Sanctions
Well yeah. they raped your mom. RUDE AUBURN. RUDE.
Posted on 9/15/13 at 1:48 am to DyeHardDylan
It should say something to you than an LSU fan is calling you out
Posted on 9/15/13 at 1:49 am to Draconian Sanctions
quote:
"I hope you build your defenses better than you build your levees"
What a bitch arse thing to say
Posted on 9/15/13 at 1:50 am to Draconian Sanctions
I was going to read all of that, but I decided no to due to the length and general shittiness of your work.
This post was edited on 9/15/13 at 1:55 am
Posted on 9/15/13 at 1:53 am to 12
LSU is garbage. Their fans are trailer park rejects who pass out by Krystal's and then get teabagged by fans of other classless programs.
Posted on 9/15/13 at 1:53 am to BadgerPete
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What a bitch arse thing to say
Yeah pretty terrible. i know as LSU fans we all hate Alabama but i never heard any of their fans say any kind of shite like that.
Posted on 9/15/13 at 1:55 am to Draconian Sanctions
You made that up, or one drunk fan said it.
Posted on 9/15/13 at 1:56 am to Nortizzle
yeah, i'd totally make something like that up 
Posted on 9/15/13 at 2:00 am to Draconian Sanctions
Wouldn't put it past you.
Posted on 9/15/13 at 2:01 am to Draconian Sanctions
Hey op, suck my big auburn biker dick you fricking bitch, frick you
Posted on 9/15/13 at 2:03 am to Darth_Vader
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Hey op, suck my big auburn biker dick you fricking bitch, frick you
more like bikers bitch
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