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Posted on 6/26/24 at 6:32 pm to
Posted by MurphyGator
Member since Jul 2021
1622 posts
Posted on 6/26/24 at 6:32 pm to
I knew several fat guys in college who were damned good fighters. I could see Tits and Elko knocking some guys out. And if that didn't work they could just sit on them until they smothered them.
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
61686 posts
Posted on 6/26/24 at 6:34 pm to
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I knew several fat guys in college who were damned good fighters. I could see Tits and Elko knocking some guys out. And if that didn't work they could just sit on them until they smothered them.


Big difference in college fat guys and fat guys in their 50's or 60's
Posted by MurphyGator
Member since Jul 2021
1622 posts
Posted on 6/26/24 at 6:36 pm to
Eh. I'd still give them the advantage. For the smothering possibilities if nothing else.
Posted by Damnshame
Yukon
Member since Jun 2017
417 posts
Posted on 6/26/24 at 6:39 pm to
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I get that Hepuel looks like Bobby Hill but he was a good D1 football player. That's got to be worth a couple of spots.


You would think.
Posted by Shamoan
Member since Feb 2019
11648 posts
Posted on 6/26/24 at 6:45 pm to
Sark seems like a complete and utter puff compared to almost anyone on that list minus Kelly and drink.
Posted by kajunman
Member since Dec 2015
5706 posts
Posted on 6/26/24 at 6:58 pm to
He isn't a good coach but Napier would beat the shite out of Venables.
Posted by BroHam Caddy
Member since Jun 2024
346 posts
Posted on 6/26/24 at 6:58 pm to
Heupel is a former Heisman runner athlete, and is still pretty young.

I doubt more than one or two coaches on that list could hang with Josh in a brawl.
Posted by shinerfan
Duckworld(Earth-616)
Member since Sep 2009
25651 posts
Posted on 6/26/24 at 7:04 pm to
Isn't O still under contract to LSU until '25? You're all fighting for second place.
Posted by MedDawg
Member since Dec 2009
4568 posts
Posted on 6/26/24 at 7:10 pm to
Our head coach last year would have won the fight, but he couldn't coach so we had to fire him.
Posted by Bacon84
Texas
Member since Oct 2012
1029 posts
Posted on 6/26/24 at 7:12 pm to
can we bring back O, just for this?

he'd whip em all.
Posted by Marktastic86
Pismo Beach, CA
Member since Dec 2020
18206 posts
Posted on 6/26/24 at 7:16 pm to
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My Coach can beat your coach up...


Not sure Venables/Skeletor could beat anybody up. Dude needs a sandwich.



Posted by Soonerthanlater
Member since Apr 2024
265 posts
Posted on 6/26/24 at 7:58 pm to
Yep, BV would everyone on that list in a brawl.
Posted by LarryCLE
Member since Apr 2017
1642 posts
Posted on 6/26/24 at 8:01 pm to
Feels good to finally be above Georgia in the polls again.
Posted by Yukons Worst
Member since Jun 2022
680 posts
Posted on 6/26/24 at 8:06 pm to
You must not know about Jimmy Green beans.

Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34685 posts
Posted on 6/26/24 at 8:08 pm to
Yeah your coach is a mean SOB, I will never forget his “Mr. Texas A&M” stunt. Nothing Texas has ever done (present week included) stung like that.
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