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Clickbait from the cult of Xin Pubes should result in an automatic ban.

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From Ag in Tiger County

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I mindlessly perused the web this week while simultaneously listening to painfully boring CLE (Continuing Legal Education) webinars. In so doing, I read various sites (like Tiger Droppings), fan forum takes (such as 247, etc), and YouTube videos on A&M's bowl cancellation. LSU's hatred towards A&M shouldn't shock anyone, except perhaps those here that insist we aren't a rival of theirs, but I was shocked by the mirrored sentiments echoed by fans from Ole Piss, Arky (who after 1 victory in years suddenly believe they're relevant), Boomer, and naturally t-sips A-holes but also Bama & Georgia!! Likewise, all seemed to fall all over themselves at the prospect of t.u. & Boomer's move to the SEC, with a shared enjoyment of the perceived harm such will have upon A&M.

If anyone has viewed similar sites, it should be obvious that the voluminous vitriol directed towards A&M actually stems from fear and jealousy at A&M's potential after this year's recruiting class, and criticism of our Gator Bowl withdrawal is a mere pretext to justify their attacks and secondary to the real reason for such. After all, this year's recruiting momentum is viable proof that foretells A&M's future prowess with recruiting, especially with Jimbo at the helm of a program full of NIL riches; if Jimbo & Co can translate such onto the field, I have no doubt the hatred on display will grow exponentially.

I hope each of you realize that we have a huge target upon our backs like never before; agenda-driven media pundits will most definitely release hit pieces to generate further criticisms of our program, much like the recent Rivals piece. For years we self-fueled conspiracy theories concerning a perceived 'Aggie Bias', and it certainly appears that we now face this reality. Yet we must be mindful that such could potentially drive wedges within our Aggie family if folks concern themselves with the opinions of outsiders, as evidenced by the dribble posted in the Zoo as of late. Furthermore, we are quickly cementing ourselves as 'Public Enemy No. 1' in the minds of our SEC brethren and beyond, who seem offended that "****" has dared to upset the Elites' authority and challenge the status quo.

Accordingly, I say SCREW 'EM ALL!! Sankey's bush-league move this summer of adding t.u. & Okie trash did our university no favors; our win over Bama upset the system and left little Nicky with egg all over his face b/c Jimbo did in fact "beat his arse", and the remaining conference members are extremely jealous of the relatively new kid with all our fancy toys and thick wallets. Doubt what I claim? Try to find similar sentiments directed at Mizzou from the same cast of characters.

Therefore, please stop bickering with one another; instead, exhibit unity and defend our university, coach, and ESPECIALLY our team!! Oh, and to hell with all the "SEC! SEC! SEC!" nonsense; I for one hope every SEC team loses their bowl game and we see a Cincy/ Michigan title game since such would help with our recruiting AND it would make for great message board fodder!!

Gig 'Em & MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

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From DonaldJTrump

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We're the most essential. We're the reason the SEC Network exists.

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From Ferg

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What these clowns don't understand is we are the only ones capable of dealing with tu, and 100 times more capable than 10 years ago. When A&M and tu step in the ring its everyone else that gets a bloody nose.

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From TheAglyDuckling

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I do. They're not jealous of us, AT ALL. They simply look down on us as completely inferior to them and hate the ever-living snot out of us. Yes, this is true, no ****. They look down their noses at us and think we're a bunch of hicks and hillbillies (not that any of that every makes any sense, yet many around the world do that kind of thing).

How many Arkansawyers/Arkansans do you actually know?

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My guilty pleasure is taking ambien and reading TexAgs

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That’s odd I thought most longhorns are watching gay pron and drinking a nice herbal tea around this time of night.

That would be Aggy and it’s milk, not tea…

There isn't a team with their own sizable board/forum here, who don't have their own fair share of delusional idiots giving off the mark takes. Sunshine pumpers and pot bangers alike.

The fact you spend your time reading or even seeking out these these type of posts from another team isn't a great look though - but i suppose we all decide who we want to give attention to, you do you.

I mean we all could get a serious laugh at perusing surly, but why waste the time - know what i mean?

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They simply look down on us as completely inferior to them and hate the ever-living snot out of us.

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I don’t know a single hog fan including myself that hates the Aggie’s. And it’s not so much that I find them inferior I just don’t view them as superior (which seems to be what they desire).

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It’s 12:30 am…tu fan is poring over TexAgs to find things to post in the rant that nobody will read.

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You're the type that blame the news anchor for the news

Surlyhorns is funnier.

All team-specific boards are full of retards. Their sole purpose is to cater to hyper-homers. TexAgs, TD, Surly, etc. Take your pick. They're all the same.