re: May I present to you, Mr. Stan White.

When Stan is correct it isn't whining you pathetic pulp wooder

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When Stan is correct it isn't whining you pathetic pulp wooder

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What was he correct about?

Woke up with flashbacks from the iron bowl?

I'll never understand why bama fans listen to auburn radio play by play.

The ones who complain about auburn radio? Bama fans.

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So only once a year?

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A few times a year. I remember him whining during the Kansas State game a few years back when I was on the way to the beach.

I admit that I tried to listen once, but was quickly overcome by the aroma of freshly cut hay and cow manure emanating from the radio.

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Well that goes back to my point. Why do you listen to auburn football on the radio?

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Because I like football and don't always want to listen to music?

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With Eli, I recall him making every 2 yard gain sound like a 40 yard run.

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This is the most accurate description of Eli Gold I have ever heard. The only thing that would have made it MORE accurate would be to include the word fat somewhere.

Hurts takes the snap, he drops back to pass. pressure coming from the right side and hurts tucks and runs. Cuts through the line, kicks it to the outside around a blocker and sidesteps a would be tackler in orange and blue. He cuts upfield and is hit hard but falls forward across the line of scrimmage for a short gain.

It's so exciting... until he gets to the actual result of the play. 2nd and nine and half

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But if rod and Stan are so terrible, why do you subject yourself to auburn radio?

There are other games.

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There's not always close games or games that can impact Alabama's standing. I listened to part of the Auburn/Clemson game this season on the way home from the Bama game.

It's not like I'm listening to Auburn blowout Samford.