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Posted on 9/11/26 at 9:17 am to
Posted by Lonnie Utah
Utah!
Member since Jul 2012
36735 posts
Posted on 9/11/26 at 9:17 am to
quote:

I think Ron White could tell you everything you need to know about kansas:


Following the same logic, the people who settled Missouri didn't even make it as far as Kansas...
Posted by MIZ83
St. Louis
Member since Feb 2013
289 posts
Posted on 9/11/26 at 9:17 am to
quote:

Nobody Cares.

Literally


I don't think that word means what you think it means.
Posted by GreatPumpkin
Member since Mar 2022
3500 posts
Posted on 9/11/26 at 9:29 am to
Does anyone in Missouri still talk like a Southern? Be kind of cool if they did
Posted by Claws and Effect
COMO
Member since Mar 2026
264 posts
Posted on 9/11/26 at 9:32 am to
Posted by mizslu314
Dirty STL
Member since Sep 2013
16784 posts
Posted on 9/11/26 at 9:33 am to
quote:

Does anyone in Missouri still talk like a Southern? Be kind of cool if they did



A lot of my family lives just 50 min south of STL and has a surprisingly strong southern accent.
Posted by GreatPumpkin
Member since Mar 2022
3500 posts
Posted on 9/11/26 at 9:42 am to
quote:

lot of my family lives just 50 min south of STL and has a surprisingly strong southern accent.
That is genuinely fascinating. I figured that it would be pretty damn rare. I was at y’all’s place for the 2013 slaughter you put on us. Felt midwestern to me but y’all were very friendly fans. Was damn cold too! Do you know what Southern state your people came from?
This post was edited on 9/11/26 at 9:43 am
Posted by Claws and Effect
COMO
Member since Mar 2026
264 posts
Posted on 9/11/26 at 9:42 am to
Posted by Claws and Effect
COMO
Member since Mar 2026
264 posts
Posted on 9/11/26 at 9:55 am to
Posted by Lou2theZou
Chicago
Member since Jun 2019
639 posts
Posted on 9/11/26 at 10:05 am to
What do you call a hot women from kansas??

A tourist!

MIZ! frick those pussies up!
Posted by mizslu314
Dirty STL
Member since Sep 2013
16784 posts
Posted on 9/11/26 at 1:50 pm to
Ya for most SEC games a large portion of the crowd is from greater STL or KC.

There's actually a solid chunk of Missouri that for the game at ole miss, its a shorter drive than going to columbia.
Posted by MIzzouMark
Member since Jan 2019
3447 posts
Posted on 9/11/26 at 2:02 pm to
quote:

Auburn... that inched by Louisville.



This encapsulates your fanbase so well. Bunch of t shirt fans that don’t even know ball that happened last week lol
Posted by SouthernInsanity
Shadows of Death Valley
Member since Nov 2012
28435 posts
Posted on 9/11/26 at 3:58 pm to
quote:

Stupid coonass



Correct... it was Baylor they inched out a win over.

Thanks friend!
Posted by Mizzou fan in GA
Georgia
Member since Oct 2013
2110 posts
Posted on 9/11/26 at 4:03 pm to
Ron white so so much funnier when he drank.
Posted by Claws and Effect
COMO
Member since Mar 2026
264 posts
Posted on 9/11/26 at 4:06 pm to
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
79447 posts
Posted on 9/11/26 at 4:07 pm to
Cracks my shite up when fanbases sing that song. It’s literally about being a cuck
Posted by Pascal59
Pine Belt
Member since Jun 2024
115 posts
Posted on 9/11/26 at 4:10 pm to
Those poor pilgrims from Kansas. Don't look too proud now.

- Josey Wales
Posted by Claws and Effect
COMO
Member since Mar 2026
264 posts
Posted on 9/11/26 at 4:11 pm to
“There are three kinds of suns in Kansas. Sunshine, sunflowers, and sons-of-bitches.”

- Josey Wales
Posted by Audustxx
Member since Jul 2022
2576 posts
Posted on 9/11/26 at 4:14 pm to
I don’t recall, did mizzOU win their BCS game? Axing for a friend
Posted by Claws and Effect
COMO
Member since Mar 2026
264 posts
Posted on 9/11/26 at 4:19 pm to
Posted by 1609tiger
Member since Feb 2011
3954 posts
Posted on 9/11/26 at 5:04 pm to
Beat the shite out of Kansas.
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