LSU fans I need to apologize..

My mama told me to say I'm sorry for messing with you all... shite I'm not good at this but frick it here goes..

So I was wanting to talk to y'all. Maybe I have taken my trolling too far. So I was thinking that things would be a lot better if I request access to your board over yonder at Tigerrant.. Gonna try to get to know you all.
And if we could, hell, I'll just start over.
I took off work early today, so I could apologize.
Which, well shite, ain't easy for me... about how I act towards y'all..I admit it. Sometimes I get drunk and all worked up
and one then one thing leads to another..
I care about you all, though.
I do and I don't mean to be so damned well, a-hole-ish,
I guess would be the word.

Now I don't think I've threatened any of y'all
So no apology necessary, I guess.
But, shite, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry that beat you up with my words and hurt y'all's feelings.. IMO y'all should toughen up and not get so damned offended..
95% of me despises you all..
I don't like your team or your coach..
I don't like sissies.
and yall got one who dances on your sidelines paying players so I gotta deal with that.

I don't like wimpy-arse fans
or mental retards and you all have them both in an ungodly abundance. Haha..
I'm just kidding about that.
But we all got to get along..
no matter what our differences are..
See, I work construction.
I build things. My job is extremely important to the world, and sometimes I get stressed... I don't know if you all realize the pressure a man like me's got on him.
But the upshot is, I sent a request for access to tigerrant and I'll get to spend more time with you..

We're gonna all get along
like a family should. Now I'm not y'all's daddy. But you all need to act like I am...
Hell I might even become a moderator here if you do...
Well I'm gonna have some beers and relax..

I just wanted to post this and give y'all a little piece of happiness today..