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LSU FANS ARE MELTING!
Posted on 9/22/26 at 2:49 pm
Posted on 9/22/26 at 2:49 pm
LSU fans are melting like a snow cone in Baton Rouge in August, and it’s honestly getting embarrassing at this point.
They’re on SEC Rant acting like the universe personally wronged them, clutching their pearls because reality finally tapped them on the shoulder.
Grow a sack. Sometimes you just overpay for a coach who gives you fireworks in September and therapy sessions in November.
Lane’s out here doing his best impression of a luxury sports car with a lawnmower engine — looks slick, sounds cool, but the moment you need horsepower, it sputters like it’s running on leftover crawfish boil water.
This is just what happens when you throw frick you money at a coach who delivers Sun Belt consistency.
Hehehe.
They’re on SEC Rant acting like the universe personally wronged them, clutching their pearls because reality finally tapped them on the shoulder.
Grow a sack. Sometimes you just overpay for a coach who gives you fireworks in September and therapy sessions in November.
Lane’s out here doing his best impression of a luxury sports car with a lawnmower engine — looks slick, sounds cool, but the moment you need horsepower, it sputters like it’s running on leftover crawfish boil water.
This is just what happens when you throw frick you money at a coach who delivers Sun Belt consistency.
Hehehe.
Posted on 9/22/26 at 2:50 pm to WildcatMike
Show your work. One possession loss on the road at a top 10 team.
Posted on 9/22/26 at 2:51 pm to tejastigah9
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Show your work.
LOL, you sure?
Posted on 9/22/26 at 2:52 pm to WildcatMike
Welcome, Mike. I was worried that you were gonna let dalton steal your title as the number 1 LSU stalker around here.
Posted on 9/22/26 at 2:52 pm to WildcatMike
So you get one good win the past 5 seasons and this is what you come up with?
Posted on 9/22/26 at 2:54 pm to Mattamue
Must sting watching Kentucky get a fricking real coach… watching Stein turn straight-up chicken shite into a five-star, white-tablecloth masterpiece is painful in a way that hits deep in the soul.
Posted on 9/22/26 at 2:56 pm to WildcatMike
Geez, it's 3 games into year 1 and he's coaching a top 10 team. Let's see what happens.
Posted on 9/22/26 at 2:56 pm to WildcatMike
Hahaha
Posted on 9/22/26 at 3:01 pm to WildcatMike
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WildcatMike
Didn't Kentucky just whoop A&M in a huge win?
I mean you would think that THE official Kentucky Rant member would be talking about, you know, Kentucky doing something relevent?
Posted on 9/22/26 at 3:01 pm to tejastigah9
You know, that what you said, is absolutely beyond a shadow of a doubt, one long major COPE
Posted on 9/22/26 at 3:02 pm to WildcatMike
This is a pretty weird thing for you to decide to come out of hiding for.
Posted on 9/22/26 at 3:19 pm to Cover1Key
Explaining a rational fans feeling on the loss after a couple days to think on it? Sounds like a reasonable response to losing a big game against a top 10 team at their place.
Posted on 9/22/26 at 3:22 pm to WildcatMike
WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING??!!!
Posted on 9/22/26 at 3:31 pm to WildcatMike
Not really. Joe Sloan won't last there.
Posted on 9/22/26 at 3:34 pm to WildcatMike
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Lane’s out here doing his best impression of a luxury sports car with a lawnmower engine — looks slick, sounds cool, but the moment you need horsepower, it sputters like it’s running on leftover crawfish boil water.
Oh damn !!!
Posted on 9/22/26 at 3:37 pm to WildcatMike
This place has absolutely abused the word "melt".
It's literally the 2nd word out of most posters' mouths here.
It's literally the 2nd word out of most posters' mouths here.
This post was edited on 9/22/26 at 3:38 pm
Posted on 9/22/26 at 3:50 pm to tejastigah9
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Show your work. One possession loss on the road at a top 10 team.
bullshite! LSU got bent over and had their asses whipped.*
*Based on historical LSU parameters for arse whippings.
Posted on 9/22/26 at 3:55 pm to tejastigah9
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Show your work.
Dude. Both main boards have been total face melters since Sat night.
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One possession loss on the road at a top 10 team.
Actually. The way that works is that 8pts would be a two possession situation to win.
Just for clarity
Posted on 9/22/26 at 4:02 pm to WildcatMike
SHHHHHH
everyone be quite,
WildcatMike doesn't know its still Football season
everyone be quite,
WildcatMike doesn't know its still Football season
Posted on 9/22/26 at 4:11 pm to WildcatMike
Great post
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