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re: LSU about to back the tendies truck up for Elko
Posted on 10/27/25 at 10:24 am to jryanw
Posted on 10/27/25 at 10:24 am to jryanw
I think coaching ages people and effects their whether they're fat or not. Jimbo Fisher is an example. I read last week that he was campaigning for another HC job. I thought to myself that someone his age should just retire and play golf every day. I happened to see that he was only 60 years old. I was shocked. He's only a few years older than me and I look 10-15 years younger than him.
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Posted on 10/27/25 at 10:25 am to jryanw
Who shite in this guy's Post Toasties?
"bama inbreds not getting enough attention today?
I still haven't figured out exactly what he is melting about. What a pussy.
Here he is getting his butt hurt treatment.
"bama inbreds not getting enough attention today?
I still haven't figured out exactly what he is melting about. What a pussy.
Here he is getting his butt hurt treatment.
Posted on 10/27/25 at 10:26 am to jryanw
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I warned the Arkie fans that Pittman wasn’t that good and was catching lightning in a bottle 3 seasons ago and everyone on the rant laughed. The same thing is happening now with Elko
I wasn’t arguing your opinion. I was arguing your stupid take that fat people can’t coach is based on nothing but your bias.
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I’m not addressing the singing vs coaching again. You’re obviously as dense as the dude that made the comparison because they don’t correlate at all.
Let me explain dense to you. You make a stupid comment then demand people name fat coaches. I did just that, and you act like a toddler not even acknowledging I answered your question. Instead of you acknowledging you were wrong, you throw your hands in the air and say I’m not playing anymore.
Let’s just say you are running a deficit when it comes to your knowledge.
Posted on 10/27/25 at 10:41 am to DrKnievel
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You make a stupid comment then demand people name fat coaches
I asked for fat coaches who have won a championship in college football. You didn’t name any. It’s an inconvenient truth and that’s why all of you Aggies are getting so mad about it.
Posted on 10/27/25 at 10:45 am to jryanw
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I asked for fat coaches who have won a championship in college football. You didn’t name any. It’s an inconvenient truth and that’s why all of you Aggies are getting so mad about it.
You lack of intelligence is showing. You asked for championship coaches. Now you are moving the goal posts because you just aren’t very smart.
Posted on 10/27/25 at 10:50 am to DrKnievel
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You lack of intelligence is showing. You asked for championship coaches. Now you are moving the goal posts because you just aren’t very smart.
I haven’t moved any goal posts you retard. lol
I have asked for fat championship coaches and you didn’t name any. Are you really this dumb?
This post was edited on 10/27/25 at 11:02 am
Posted on 10/27/25 at 10:54 am to Rankest
Why would Elko leave aggy who's at the top and has all the resources in the world and go to LSU which currently looks like dumpster fire/major rebuild?
Not saying LSU isn't a great, very attractive job, but just can't see it would be attractive to Elko at this point.
Not saying LSU isn't a great, very attractive job, but just can't see it would be attractive to Elko at this point.
Posted on 10/27/25 at 11:11 am to jryanw
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I haven’t moved any goal posts you retard. lol
I have asked for fat championship coaches and you didn’t name any. Are you really this dumb?
Already asked and answered, dolt
Posted on 10/27/25 at 11:21 am to jryanw
Why don't you choke on a fat one you arrogant, demented gumptard.
Posted on 10/27/25 at 11:23 am to DrKnievel
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Already asked and answered, dolt
No you didn’t dumbass. You named a bunch of coaches who have never won a championship.
Posted on 10/27/25 at 11:24 am to Houag80
[quote]Why don't you choke on a fat one you arrogant, demented gumptard.[/quote
One thing is for sure from this thread. There must be a bunch of morbidly obese faggies because talking about the unhealthy weight of your coach really got to you guys.
One thing is for sure from this thread. There must be a bunch of morbidly obese faggies because talking about the unhealthy weight of your coach really got to you guys.
This post was edited on 10/27/25 at 11:24 am
Posted on 10/27/25 at 11:25 am to jryanw
The only thing fat on me is hanging.... 
Posted on 10/27/25 at 11:26 am to jryanw
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Not at all. There are two issues with him. 1. There’s nothing special about him as a coach. He isn’t a genius on either side of the ball. 2. He’s an absolute fat sloppy man. When is the last time a coach as out of shape as Elko won a championship?
He’s rebuilt an entire football program in 1.5 years, he’s doing ok I think
Posted on 10/27/25 at 11:28 am to jryanw
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jryanw
You’re strangely preoccupied with Mike Elko’s weight.
One post would have gotten your point across. 12 posts hammering home the same thought is overkill.
Elko’s a good dude. And overweight. I’m not sure why this is festering so severely with you.
Posted on 10/27/25 at 11:46 am to jryanw
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Why the hell would I think that? Fat coaches are undisciplined in their personal life and struggle to hold disciplined teams for long periods of time. Why wouldn’t a black coach be able to win? Sounds like you may be projecting you’re own racism bro
You keep saying a fat coach hasn't won it in a long time so it's not likely to happen with Elko. Using your own logic, since it hasn't ever happened with a black coach, it won't happen.
Posted on 10/27/25 at 11:47 am to HTX Horn
Even Canes doesn't have enough chicken for that distended gut
Posted on 10/27/25 at 11:48 am to Wellborn
quote:Would love to have his fat arse in Baton Rouge coaching the Tigers.
Elko’s a good dude. And overweight.
Posted on 10/27/25 at 1:19 pm to jryanw
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No you didn’t dumbass. You named a bunch of coaches who have never won a championship.
I’ll type slower for you:
- Bret Bielema - 2010-2012 Big 10 championship at Wisconsin
- John Madden - Super Bowl winner in ‘77
- Bill Parcells - Super Bowl ‘87 & ‘91
Now go back and reread your posts.
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2. He’s an absolute fat sloppy man. When is the last time a coach as out of shape as Elko won a championship?
You have since tried to insert college into your argument as well as thrown in a “recently” qualifier. I’m sure you will insert some new argument since I continue to destroy your pathetic arguments.
I’ll wait for you to finish delivering pizzas before your next response.
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