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LSU 2017 Prediction
Posted on 5/18/17 at 3:16 pm
Posted on 5/18/17 at 3:16 pm
I'm bored at work so I thought I'd come over here and rustle some jimmies.
Looking at the schedule I really don't see us going any worse than 9-3. And I predict 10-2.
Game by game outlook:
I guess I should put BYU as a toss up since they get a tune up game and it will be our first game with this new offense. And after the Wisky game last year, idk if I will ever be 100% confident in a season opener against a halfway decent team.
MSU doesn't have Dak Prescott to will them to a win. Fitzgerald just isn't a game changer and they can't count on Miles shutting it down after we get a 3 score lead to let them claw their way back in it this year.
We beat UF cuz they lose a lot and they lucked into a win last year. Not gonna gift them a win 2 years in a row. And winning a game where your opponent had twice as many yards on offense as you can only be described as a gift.
I am 50/50 with AU. They usually don't play well in BR plus they usually aren't very good when expectations are high BUT, they have a QB that fits their system and a pretty good Defense so I'll give them this one.
Ole miss has to much going against them with this NCAA stuff and the post season ban, they'll quit by the time we play them.
The only loss I think is certain is Bama and that's because we play in Tuscaloosa and Etling isn't the QB to beat them (I'm a HUGE Etling supporter btw, love his toughness). I also won't predict an LSU win until LSU actually beats them again.
Arky isn't playing against Les Miles anymore which is all the info needed. Not to mention they have proven that they can't tackle Guice.
Tennessee loses a ton and hasn't recruited well in 2 years. Plus they have a coach that made Miles look competent.
A&M won't beat us until they get a new coach. Plus they are back to square one at QB and still have no defense. Aranda will have a big Circle around this game too, he's still pissed that y'all squeaked out 35 last year. Similar to Bama, I won't predict an A&M win until they beat us.
The rest are cupcakes.
Predictions
*BYU - W 24-17
Chattanooga- W 56-0
@MSU - W 35-14
Syracuse - W 49-10
Troy - W 42-7
@Florida - W 28-10
Auburn - L 24-28
@Ole Miss - W 35-21
@ Bama - L 21-24
Arkansas- W 35-14
@Tennessee- W 31-10
Texas A&M - W 42-10 (Aranda's Revenge!)
TLDR: SEC outside the state of Alabama F***ed.
Blast away Nerds.
Looking at the schedule I really don't see us going any worse than 9-3. And I predict 10-2.
Game by game outlook:
I guess I should put BYU as a toss up since they get a tune up game and it will be our first game with this new offense. And after the Wisky game last year, idk if I will ever be 100% confident in a season opener against a halfway decent team.
MSU doesn't have Dak Prescott to will them to a win. Fitzgerald just isn't a game changer and they can't count on Miles shutting it down after we get a 3 score lead to let them claw their way back in it this year.
We beat UF cuz they lose a lot and they lucked into a win last year. Not gonna gift them a win 2 years in a row. And winning a game where your opponent had twice as many yards on offense as you can only be described as a gift.
I am 50/50 with AU. They usually don't play well in BR plus they usually aren't very good when expectations are high BUT, they have a QB that fits their system and a pretty good Defense so I'll give them this one.
Ole miss has to much going against them with this NCAA stuff and the post season ban, they'll quit by the time we play them.
The only loss I think is certain is Bama and that's because we play in Tuscaloosa and Etling isn't the QB to beat them (I'm a HUGE Etling supporter btw, love his toughness). I also won't predict an LSU win until LSU actually beats them again.
Arky isn't playing against Les Miles anymore which is all the info needed. Not to mention they have proven that they can't tackle Guice.
Tennessee loses a ton and hasn't recruited well in 2 years. Plus they have a coach that made Miles look competent.
A&M won't beat us until they get a new coach. Plus they are back to square one at QB and still have no defense. Aranda will have a big Circle around this game too, he's still pissed that y'all squeaked out 35 last year. Similar to Bama, I won't predict an A&M win until they beat us.
The rest are cupcakes.
Predictions
*BYU - W 24-17
Chattanooga- W 56-0
@MSU - W 35-14
Syracuse - W 49-10
Troy - W 42-7
@Florida - W 28-10
Auburn - L 24-28
@Ole Miss - W 35-21
@ Bama - L 21-24
Arkansas- W 35-14
@Tennessee- W 31-10
Texas A&M - W 42-10 (Aranda's Revenge!)
TLDR: SEC outside the state of Alabama F***ed.
Blast away Nerds.
This post was edited on 5/18/17 at 3:19 pm
Posted on 5/18/17 at 3:20 pm to Bert Macklin FBI
Not bad. I could see 10-2 this year.
Posted on 5/18/17 at 3:22 pm to Bert Macklin FBI
we aren't losing to auburn at home 

Posted on 5/18/17 at 3:23 pm to Bert Macklin FBI
I could see that record, although the scores seem a little off
Posted on 5/18/17 at 3:24 pm to Bert Macklin FBI
If the byu game is that close O should be fired... With that said we will beat them 45-6 and win go 10-2/11-1 depending on how Etling plays (hopefully someone can step up and beat him out but don't count on it) with the only for sure loss being Bama
Posted on 5/18/17 at 3:24 pm to Bert Macklin FBI
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Tennessee loses a ton and hasn't recruited well in 2 years. Plus they have a coach that made Miles look competent

Past 3 seasons
LSU: 25 wins
UT: 25 wins
(here's when you say, blah blah blah you play in the east, and then I say hey remember when you couldn't score on 4 tries from the goal line against that team from the east last season?)
Also funny joke about Butch, but are you really trying to say Ed O is better than he is? f-ing Ed O

This post was edited on 5/18/17 at 3:28 pm
Posted on 5/18/17 at 3:25 pm to CrimsonCrusade
Scores are always hard to predict.
Posted on 5/18/17 at 3:25 pm to Bert Macklin FBI
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Scores are always hard to predict.
Yes, for sure.
Posted on 5/18/17 at 3:26 pm to sugatowng
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Arky is a tossup
It really isn't.
Posted on 5/18/17 at 3:26 pm to VFL1800FPD
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VFL1800FPD
the frick is wrong with you.
Posted on 5/18/17 at 3:27 pm to VFL1800FPD
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LSU: 25 wins
UT: 25 wins
SEC East.
Posted on 5/18/17 at 3:27 pm to VFL1800FPD
my little sister would be better than Butch.
Posted on 5/18/17 at 3:28 pm to Bert Macklin FBI
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my little sister would be better than Butch.
Ed O has gone 3-21 in his time as a head coach for full seasons
Posted on 5/18/17 at 3:28 pm to Bert Macklin FBI
We aren't losing to auburn at home. I'd put arkansas, florida, and even state ahead of them in probability of loss. I do agree on the 10-2 part though.
Posted on 5/18/17 at 3:29 pm to I-H8-BAMA
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SEC East.
one of us couldn't beat Florida last season
Posted on 5/18/17 at 3:31 pm to VFL1800FPD
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one of us couldn't beat Florida last season
congrats on beating florida for the first time in 10+ years.
Posted on 5/18/17 at 3:34 pm to Bert Macklin FBI
Where the hell did this we will easily beat a team (Arkansas) that we are 5-5 with over the last decade come from?
I'm starting to get worried that if we beat you next year half of your fan base is going to be swallowing a shotgun.
I'm starting to get worried that if we beat you next year half of your fan base is going to be swallowing a shotgun.
Posted on 5/18/17 at 3:41 pm to Arksulli
LSU is not losing to arkansas in BR. The years of you guys beating us because of Miles' stupidity is over. Get ready for O to whoop that pig arse like he did last year.
Posted on 5/18/17 at 3:44 pm to poncho villa
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we aren't losing to auburn at home
Like you weren't losing to Florida at home?
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