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re: Looking back....A&M vs Texas in the SEC.........update p 26

Posted on 9/24/19 at 7:49 am to
Posted by GatorOnAnIsland
Florida
Member since Jan 2019
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Posted on 9/24/19 at 7:49 am to
quote:

old sarge...I didn’t know that, I’d never strike a woman


Because last time he did ...


Posted by dstone12
Texan
Member since Jan 2007
30468 posts
Posted on 9/24/19 at 7:55 am to
My secretary Sarge,

I can’t fire you,
Because I’m not paying you.

Do it every day like you promised when you came in for your interview.


This post was edited on 9/24/19 at 8:00 am
Posted by drivebyag
Member since Feb 2014
1902 posts
Posted on 9/24/19 at 8:03 am to
Isn't that cute. The two sip fans converge.
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55451 posts
Posted on 9/24/19 at 8:08 am to
dstone gets made fun of throughout this entire thread

No way am I letting it fall off the front page

Posted by bigbopper
Houston
Member since Jul 2015
996 posts
Posted on 9/24/19 at 8:17 am to
Send me your address. I’ll be sure it’s handled...
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
100,000 posts
Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 9/24/19 at 8:22 am to
This thing still going on?
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55451 posts
Posted on 9/24/19 at 8:27 am to
I’m gonna keep it on the front page so that EVERYONE gets the opportunity to laugh at dstone
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54792 posts
Posted on 9/24/19 at 8:36 am to
quote:

This thing still going on?


texas can't quit TAMU
TAMU can't quit texas



Surprised we are not already at 20 pages
Posted by SwampManiac
Quito, Ecuador
Member since Jul 2013
1758 posts
Posted on 9/24/19 at 8:39 am to
Texas too snobby to join the SEC and share pissing contests with Bama. Bama would never allow Texas to enter.
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55451 posts
Posted on 9/24/19 at 8:54 am to
You are personally responsible for 21/2 pages where you made it your mission to humiliate dstone

And that was after the Alabama fan already made him a laughing stock
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54792 posts
Posted on 9/24/19 at 9:02 am to
quote:

made it your mission to humiliate dstone


Not really

Just brought some guns (facts) to a knife (puffery) fight.

I dislike bullies but I really dislike dumb bullies.
Posted by chillmonster
Atlanta, GA
Member since Dec 2018
5073 posts
Posted on 9/24/19 at 9:11 am to
I like Aggie fans for the most part.

That being said, I guess the Horns would add more to the SEC's prestige because they're a higher profile, more storied program.

Questions, though. If Texas had been the one to come, would A&M have risen in the BIG1X becoming the highest profile contender to OU?

Would Texas have seen more success in the SEC than aTm?
This post was edited on 9/24/19 at 9:12 am
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54792 posts
Posted on 9/24/19 at 9:16 am to
texas would not dominate the SEC, if they had only 4 MNC's in conferences where they were a big fish in a tiny pond they would become average in a conference if sharks

TAMU in the B12 (sans texas) would probably finish #1 or #2 to the Sooners every year and TAMU has a broad enough sports support to do very well outside of football.
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55451 posts
Posted on 9/24/19 at 9:23 am to
here’s the deal

If you change the thread title to

“Old Sarge made me mad and now everyone’s laughing at me”


I’ll agree to stop bumping it and subjecting you to further humiliation

Or you can just keep ra’ing your own thread hoping lew will anchor it






Posted by dstone12
Texan
Member since Jan 2007
30468 posts
Posted on 9/24/19 at 9:39 am to
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If you change the thread title to


You work for me. But I don’t pay you.

Keep this thread going secretary sarge.

I’m sure you could ask any admin just how many RAs I’ve asked for. It will only take them a second to look up how many.



Now, for the rant’s biggest coward ( sarge) I’m sure it would triple it.
This post was edited on 9/24/19 at 9:39 am
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54792 posts
Posted on 9/24/19 at 9:44 am to
quote:

I’m sure you could ask any admin just how many RAs I’ve asked for.


Well, depends on how many texas alters RA.

quote:

Now, for the rant’s biggest coward (StoneHog) I’m sure it would triple it.


FIFY

Stonehog has not posted this thread that I am aware of.
Posted by 1BIGTigerFan
100,000 posts
Member since Jan 2007
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Posted on 9/24/19 at 10:10 am to
I like Dstone. He's rustled a lot of jimmies in this thread and the entertainment value for that alone is through the roof.
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55451 posts
Posted on 9/24/19 at 10:34 am to
He is the only one with rustled jimmies in this thread

Actually read the thread, he gets madder and madder the more everyone makes fun of him
Posted by dstone12
Texan
Member since Jan 2007
30468 posts
Posted on 9/24/19 at 11:02 am to
quote:

. He's rustled a lot of jimmies in this thread and the entertainment value for that alone is through the roof.
funny how facts do the most rustlin. 1big is adept at it as well.


The one that gets really rustled is driveby. You can see steam coming out of that smartphone along with rustled response. He needs coaching by the professional aggy trolls. He needs to confer with them on the group email before hitting submit.

Sarge, while not a professional grade troll, puts in WORK, on an LSU/SEC forum called tigerdroppings. And when he melts, then acts like he’s going to back up his words, he knows EXACTLY when to choose “flight” in the fight or flight response. Goes on about a 30 min hiatus and he’s back at it again.

Puttin in WORK, meaning, chicken can retire off sarge’s 40000 posts.


It’s all fun because now everyone knows my secretary is absolutely harmless couldn’t/wouldn’t hurt a fly. And that’s why we allow you here sarge. Keep up the good work son.




ETA.
Triggered ruslte coming in
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This post was edited on 9/24/19 at 11:07 am
Posted by KaiserSoze99
Member since Aug 2011
31669 posts
Posted on 9/24/19 at 11:11 am to
quote:

I like Dstone. He's rustled a lot of jimmies in this thread and the entertainment value for that alone is through the roo

That dude either hangs out on SurlyHorns or has t-sip family. He sounds just like those frickers, right down to insulting the entire SEC by claiming Aggy "ran away" to the hands-down hardest division in the toughest conference in the NCAA. Only the jealous, idiot, I-can't-quit-you, twatburger sips and Randolph Duke deciles spew that bullshite. They can't hide their vitriol. He has it.
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