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Let's all take a moment to laugh at Clementine

Posted on 5/8/17 at 9:20 pm
Posted by dcbl
Good guys wear white hats.
Member since Sep 2013
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Posted on 5/8/17 at 9:20 pm
weak program, with weak history playing in a weak conference

125 wins against the SEC - 168 losses

Losing record to almost everybody, including Vandy

Throw in GA Tech, Tulane and Sewanee & you have an heaping pile of shite.

Yes, I think we can all agree that Clementine is a sorry excuse for a "power football program"

Clemson vs Alabama Series: 3 - 13 - 0

Clemson vs Auburn Series: 13 - 34 - 2

Clemson vs Florida Series: 3 - 9 - 1

Clemson vs Georgia Series: 18 - 42 - 4

Clemson vs Kentucky Series: 5 - 8 - 0

Clemson vs LSU Series: 1 - 2 - 0

Clemson vs Tennessee Series: 6 - 11 - 2

Clemson vs Texas A & M Series: 1 - 3 - 0

Clemson vs Vanderbilt Series: 1 - 3 - 0

Never played Ole Miss or Arky

Clemson vs Mississippi State Series: 1 - 1 - 1

Only TWO SEC teams have losing records to Clementine...

Clemson vs Missouri Series: 3 - 1 - 0

Clemson vs South Carolina Series: 67 - 42 - 4

Versus former SEC members:

Clemson vs Georgia Tech Series: 28 - 51 - 2

Clemson vs Tulane Series: 4 - 6 - 0

Clemson vs Sewanee Series: 0 - 1 - 0


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eta - fix typo on uga record
This post was edited on 5/9/17 at 5:51 am
Posted by SmokeTide
Gulf Coast Alabama
Member since Nov 2015
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Posted on 5/8/17 at 9:22 pm to
I thought this was about the TWD game character
Posted by AUlock54
Member since Dec 2016
1515 posts
Posted on 5/8/17 at 9:28 pm to
Well they do have a 25 game lead on USCe.
This post was edited on 5/8/17 at 9:39 pm
Posted by philly444
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Posted on 5/8/17 at 9:32 pm to
Posted by dcbl
Good guys wear white hats.
Member since Sep 2013
29663 posts
Posted on 5/8/17 at 9:32 pm to
quote:

Well they do have a 15 game lead on USCe.
math's not your thing - eh?
Posted by Torch
Northshore Dr
Member since Feb 2017
3282 posts
Posted on 5/8/17 at 9:32 pm to
Wow. Clemson. What a steamy dump.
Posted by AUlock54
Member since Dec 2016
1515 posts
Posted on 5/8/17 at 9:33 pm to
Nope scrolling too fast and on mobile so didn't realize it was 25. Damn. USCe get your shite together.
Posted by dcbl
Good guys wear white hats.
Member since Sep 2013
29663 posts
Posted on 5/8/17 at 9:35 pm to
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Nope scrolling too fast and on mobile so didn't realize it was 25. Damn. USCe get your shite together.
I shouldn't be making fun

had to edit cuz I fricked up uga record
Posted by CarolinaGamecock99
Member since Apr 2015
21866 posts
Posted on 5/8/17 at 9:42 pm to
Tillman will be here any minute
Posted by Cobrasize
Birmingham
Member since Jun 2013
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Posted on 5/8/17 at 9:51 pm to
They got a damn lake though.
Posted by Tillman
Member since May 2016
12363 posts
Posted on 5/8/17 at 10:03 pm to
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hey got a damn lake though.



all Clem needs to be no. 1.

plus got a natty after destroying Alabama's best defense ever.

meanwhile all Tuscaloosa has is a muddy river and blight. lol

Alabama even tried to copy Clemson because they named their skinny river William Bacon Oliver Lake. lol you thought you could fool recruits by referring to it as a lake.
This post was edited on 5/8/17 at 10:20 pm
Posted by Herman Frisco
Bon Secour
Member since Sep 2008
17264 posts
Posted on 5/8/17 at 10:06 pm to
Tillman, if your dick will touch your a-hole, go frick your self.
Posted by Tillman
Member since May 2016
12363 posts
Posted on 5/8/17 at 10:12 pm to
Clemson is 30-29 vs SEC from the 1980s on. It was a small military school like the Citadel until 1955 and it would have been better if black people were allowed to attend the university back then.

LINK

The river next to Clemson wasn't damned up until 1959 and obviously the lake is what sets Clemson apart for most recruits.

that's why y'all so bitter about me mentioning the lake because you know your programs lose players to Clemson because of it plus you jealous I was blessed to attend a mountain lake resort university for 4 years while y'all blue collar sidewalk fans had to work at walmart. lol

This post was edited on 5/8/17 at 10:17 pm
Posted by TigersHeisman225
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2016
632 posts
Posted on 5/8/17 at 10:12 pm to
Is this a response thread to the NC game?
Posted by MrMojoRisin
Udûn
Member since May 2014
6975 posts
Posted on 5/8/17 at 10:13 pm to
Homey to the rescue with bad grammar and spelling despite editing almost every post.
This post was edited on 5/8/17 at 10:15 pm
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54622 posts
Posted on 5/8/17 at 10:17 pm to
quote:

Clemson vs Sewanee Series: 0 - 1 - 0


Iron Men gonna Iron Men!



Purple Tigers gonna Purple Tiger

BTW, thanks for taking the time to do the work dcbl

As for Sewanee, they have some pretty sweet views and less polluted water

Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54622 posts
Posted on 5/8/17 at 10:19 pm to
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Is this a response thread to Tillman?


FIFY
Posted by TeLeFaWx
Dallas, TX
Member since Aug 2011
29178 posts
Posted on 5/8/17 at 10:25 pm to
Why not include Texas A&M's 3-1 record against Clemson.
Posted by Tillman
Member since May 2016
12363 posts
Posted on 5/8/17 at 10:26 pm to
Sewanee basically looks like a church. it is basically a theology college.

Small campus with only 4 restaurants nearby and obviously no major athletics. that would be about the worst place in country to go to college and it has no name recognition given it is around 1000 students.

it is crazy how often you mention Sewanee given it was only in SEC for 8 years and never won a game and was shut out like 50 games.

they jilted the SEC because they didn't want to be associated with sleazy college football programs like Bama and AUburn. lol
This post was edited on 5/8/17 at 10:29 pm
Posted by Tillman
Member since May 2016
12363 posts
Posted on 5/8/17 at 10:31 pm to
i have a feeling the area in the pic is not on the Sewanee campus. lol
This post was edited on 5/8/17 at 10:33 pm
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