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re: Lesson Learned: Why you don't let yankees into the SEC
Posted on 1/20/13 at 10:36 am to Rebelgator
Posted on 1/20/13 at 10:36 am to Rebelgator
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KC Masterpiece is shite. However, BRISKET ISN'T BBQ YOU frickING RETARDED TEXAN.
Tell 'em
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Posted on 1/20/13 at 10:39 am to Damn Good Dawg
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everyone knows that GOT has it mixed up and the north is like the south and vice versa
Not likely.
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However, BRISKET ISN'T BBQ YOU frickING RETARDED TEXAN.
Posted on 1/20/13 at 11:52 am to Tom Sawyer
Food? You bring up Mizzou? Do you have rice crispies for brains?? Dumb shits.
Lets review food in the SOUTH: First...start with Louisiana and if you dont know the answer, then you need to sterilize yourself and protect future generations from being infected with your lesser intelligence.
The food in La is is incredible and it would take pages to even start listing the endless possiblities, red beans and rice, po boy sandwiches (either shrimp, soft shell crab, oyster, roast beef etc etc)crawfish boils, creole dishes of every type imaginable.
Now...if you head out of La to the gulf coast of Mississippi, you will find a lot of cajun styled eateries all the way to Mobile, Al. And from Gulf Shores, Al to every freaking beach in Fla, Ga & SC you will the most attractive women in the USA...bar none. As a matter of fact, I live 2 minutes from the gulf and just this past ten days we have had weather in 70s to the low 80s every day (until a front hit a few days ago...but alreadsy will be 75 today) and driving down the major beach road I nearly drove into utility poles while gazing at young ladies in the skimpiest bikinis you have ever seen...in mid JANUARY....mind you.
If you have never gazed at the beautiful women in Fl, Ms or Georgia, Bama, Tenn, SC etc etc then you have not lived as an American male. Tanned, fresh friendly smiles await you and voices dripping with honey.
If you have never eaten fried bream or bluegill with grits and butter for breakfast...I feel sorry for you. Southern biscuits that make folks drool or fresh hot cornbread made in a hot iron skillet...hmmmm.
Fishing? Damn those puny bass and carp up north, we catch tarpon weighing 165 lbs that would make you cry for your mommy when they bust your azz and fight for over an hour...or catch deep sea fare that will try to rip your arms from your shoulders.
Hunting? true, our deer arent that big...but if you go to Tenn or Ky or Tx they damn sure are. We just have great outdoors and wild pigs, bounty on python snakes and plentiful turkey in northern Fl.
After listing some of the above....go a northern state? Right. Go into the hills of Tennessee and you will meet some of the nicest people on earth who say hello to strangers with a warm smile.
Lets review food in the SOUTH: First...start with Louisiana and if you dont know the answer, then you need to sterilize yourself and protect future generations from being infected with your lesser intelligence.
The food in La is is incredible and it would take pages to even start listing the endless possiblities, red beans and rice, po boy sandwiches (either shrimp, soft shell crab, oyster, roast beef etc etc)crawfish boils, creole dishes of every type imaginable.
Now...if you head out of La to the gulf coast of Mississippi, you will find a lot of cajun styled eateries all the way to Mobile, Al. And from Gulf Shores, Al to every freaking beach in Fla, Ga & SC you will the most attractive women in the USA...bar none. As a matter of fact, I live 2 minutes from the gulf and just this past ten days we have had weather in 70s to the low 80s every day (until a front hit a few days ago...but alreadsy will be 75 today) and driving down the major beach road I nearly drove into utility poles while gazing at young ladies in the skimpiest bikinis you have ever seen...in mid JANUARY....mind you.
If you have never gazed at the beautiful women in Fl, Ms or Georgia, Bama, Tenn, SC etc etc then you have not lived as an American male. Tanned, fresh friendly smiles await you and voices dripping with honey.
If you have never eaten fried bream or bluegill with grits and butter for breakfast...I feel sorry for you. Southern biscuits that make folks drool or fresh hot cornbread made in a hot iron skillet...hmmmm.
Fishing? Damn those puny bass and carp up north, we catch tarpon weighing 165 lbs that would make you cry for your mommy when they bust your azz and fight for over an hour...or catch deep sea fare that will try to rip your arms from your shoulders.
Hunting? true, our deer arent that big...but if you go to Tenn or Ky or Tx they damn sure are. We just have great outdoors and wild pigs, bounty on python snakes and plentiful turkey in northern Fl.
After listing some of the above....go a northern state? Right. Go into the hills of Tennessee and you will meet some of the nicest people on earth who say hello to strangers with a warm smile.
Posted on 1/20/13 at 11:53 am to reel_gator8
Posted on 1/20/13 at 12:18 pm to deltaland
This post is completely spot on 
Posted on 1/20/13 at 4:02 pm to deltaland
deltaland
Double this!
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Lets trade Mizzou for UNC.
Double this!
Posted on 1/20/13 at 4:07 pm to PanhandleDawg
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Double this!
Doubling down on 11. Give me that 10 baby!
Posted on 1/20/13 at 4:10 pm to BhamBengal
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This post is completely spot on
It is pretty spot on for the core Missouri posters on the forum.
This post was edited on 1/20/13 at 4:11 pm
Posted on 1/20/13 at 4:10 pm to reel_gator8
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rice crispies
Invented in Missouri
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crawfish boils, creole dishes of every type imaginable
Oh, so poor people food right?
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nearly drove into utility poles while gazing at young ladies
Most believable part of the post you pedo.
Worst post ever, would not read again.
This post was edited on 1/20/13 at 4:12 pm
Posted on 1/20/13 at 4:12 pm to Mizzoufan26
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Oh, so poor people food right?
Not everyone can get overpaid to hang out in Hawaii plus food allowance..
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Worst post ever, would not read again.
Your first mistake was reading it at all.
Posted on 1/20/13 at 4:15 pm to mograyback
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Not everyone can get overpaid to hang out in Hawaii plus food allowance..
Thanks for my salary, oh wait, there's no way you pay taxes.
Posted on 1/20/13 at 4:18 pm to Mizzoufan26
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Thanks for my salary, oh wait, there's no way you pay taxes.
Yes, all people that are not fascists nationalists are unemployed. You're learning fast.
Posted on 1/20/13 at 4:18 pm to Mizzoufan26
Take it easy y'all two.
Posted on 1/20/13 at 4:18 pm to mograyback
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u're learning fast.
Duh? Free education!!!
Posted on 1/20/13 at 4:21 pm to Mizzoufan26
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Free indoctrination!!
Fixed it.
Posted on 1/20/13 at 5:09 pm to DeuceisLoose
DeuceisLoose
Truth!
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I think it's quite silly to still be using terms like "Yankees". This concept is outdated and is past its time. Now lets talk about dirty communists...
Truth!
Posted on 1/20/13 at 5:11 pm to TeLeFaWx
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Kansas City is known for it's BBQ.. Their pork can't touch Memphis BBQ but they have the best brisket restaurants in the US.. Many Kansas City Establishments are known to have the best "Burnt Ends" recipes in America.. But their State's still lame and ghey
False.
No... it's true. They have their shite together on the brisket. Texas on the other hand just sucks balls with those greasy arse beef ribs. Just sayin'.
ETA: Neither Texas or Mizzou BBQ beats Southern Pork BBQ and I mean nothing. You boys can keep trying though.
This post was edited on 1/20/13 at 5:14 pm
Posted on 1/20/13 at 5:15 pm to mograyback
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It is pretty spot on for the core Missouri posters on the forum.
Not me! I've always considered myself southern. That's how I was raised.
Posted on 1/20/13 at 5:17 pm to reel_gator8
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reel_gator8
The part about Louisiana was almost perfect. You just left off jambalaya and gumbo. Two of the best dishes in the country. I know you listed a bunch of stuff and you had a head of steam going so I'm sure it was unintentional.
These Yankees are unbearable.
Posted on 1/20/13 at 5:19 pm to finestfirst79
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BBQ is better in Memphis than Texas.
Get the frick out.
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