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Learn to Speak "Upshaw" in 5 easy minutes

Posted on 1/12/12 at 2:50 pm
Posted by chilld28
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Posted on 1/12/12 at 2:50 pm
Video of the Speech

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Whole defense! Entire defense!

The whole defense MVP mayne. Yessir the whole defense dat’s why Im’a pass dis on to my whole defense. Touch dat thang, folk. Leeeehgo! Roll Tide, baby! Roll Tide! Champions again, baby! We in here! Leeeeehgo!

Yeah, dass what we sp….this defense is built on stopping them and that’s what we did! Shutout! Leeeehgo! Yeahhh.

Yeah well, we wanted to come out and show da world dat, you know what I’m saying that we really beat ourselves in the first game. We don’t want to doubt LSU they’re a pretty good team but we wanted to come out and dominate from start to finish and that’s what we did.


Cheat Sheet

Whole defense/entire defense -- the greatest assembled defensive unit in college football history

"Pass dis on" -- to demonstrate humility; sharing the spotlight; to pay something forward

"touch dat thang!" -- to bask in the glory of achievement; to acknowledge personal satisfaction

folk - contemporaries and colleagues

"Lehhhgooo!" -- this is very exciting for me, so please commemorate and memorialize this occasion with me - an expression of joy

"We in here" -- Alabama is used to the spotlight, so it shouldn't surprise any of you that we tapped that a**

this defense is built on stopping them -- my friends and I are bad men....very bad men

"that's what we did" -- did you watch the game? I told you we tapped that a**

you know what I'm saying? -- have you been listening at all? I'm expressing how I feel quite explicitly - this interview should conclude so I may destroy other things and crush dreams

We don't want to doubt LSU -- we know that they're mere mortals and, therefore, are inferior to us, so this game was a farce

pretty good team -- insignificant; paling in comparison; not worthy of competition

dominate -- to bludgeon; to maul; to demoralize; scarring beyond recognizance; impregnation



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This post was edited on 1/12/12 at 3:00 pm
Posted by Tuscaloosa
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Posted on 1/12/12 at 2:51 pm to
He said "4".

Posted by chilld28
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Posted on 1/12/12 at 2:53 pm to
quote:

Some Alabama fans argue he said, "Touch that thing four." Also, other Alabama fans says he said, "Touch that thing fool." But the fact that we don't know for certain whether Upshaw said "folk", "four", or "fool" somehow makes this even better. After all, great art always requires interpretation. And make no mistake, Upshaw's interview was great art. Like the Lincoln-Douglas debates with shoulder pads.


This post was edited on 1/12/12 at 2:54 pm
Posted by dapado33
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He said "4".
I already gave up trying to correct people about that.
Posted by jatebe
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Posted by RollTideRockStar
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Posted by NorthGwinnettTiger
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Posted on 1/12/12 at 2:55 pm to
Being from Eufala, he gets a pass.
Posted by Robot Santa
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Posted on 1/12/12 at 2:55 pm to
Lincoln, Churchill, Kennedy......Upshaw.
Posted by TT9
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Posted by chilld28
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Posted by DannyBateman
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Posted by Jam
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Posted on 1/12/12 at 3:00 pm to
:lol:
Posted by TT9
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Posted on 1/12/12 at 3:02 pm to
I love eme...
Posted by NorthGwinnettTiger
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Posted on 1/12/12 at 3:03 pm to
quote:

TT9


Such a nice town coming in from the north...then you hit the BP on the right and it all goes to shite in about two blocks.
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Posted by AUnite
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Posted on 1/12/12 at 3:10 pm to
quote:

The Upshaw Rap Song

That is awful chill.
Posted by chilld28
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Posted on 1/12/12 at 3:13 pm to
Jealous
Posted by GumpsRus
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Posted on 1/12/12 at 3:15 pm to
4, folk....who gives a shite.
Posted by AUnite
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Posted on 1/12/12 at 3:15 pm to
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Jealous

Psshhhh. Bitch please.
We've got a dance
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