Wustache Max
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| Registered on: | 2/27/2026 |
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Kiffin got photo-bombed at Alabama-LSU gymnastics meet
Posted by Wustache Max on 3/1/26 at 12:26 am
Kiffin is going to have to change a few things about his lifestyle to fit in at LSU.


re: #2 LSU beats #3 Alabama in gym
Posted by Wustache Max on 2/28/26 at 11:59 pm to magildachunks
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Maybe one day y'all will pay attention to how we celebrate victories, and defeats, in Louisiana. No felonies, just a good time. (Even when we got cheated out of a Superbowl, the city didn't riot or destroy anything. Instead they organized a "frick the Superbowl" Parade)
I thought LSU graduates murdered Alabama fans after losses because their tiny dicks felt even smaller, as if that is possible, after being humiliated by Bama 29-0?
Odds that these two will be the very first ones reporting this post to the mods?

re: Johnny Football has a crazy stalker
Posted by Wustache Max on 2/28/26 at 8:17 pm to captdalton
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I am not, I am pissed she beat Alabama.
Gotta respect it. It gives a whole other meaning to "pussy is undefeated".
re: Johnny Football has a crazy stalker
Posted by Wustache Max on 2/28/26 at 8:10 pm to AggieArchitect2004
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Addicted to lithium you say?
Such a hard drug.
Why does A&M hate her so much and why in the hell did Billy Liucci take her children away from her? It's wrong. I'm on her side.
Message board moderator taking her children
re: Johnny Football has a crazy stalker
Posted by Wustache Max on 2/28/26 at 6:09 pm to idlewatcher
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She probably got hepatitis just by talking to him
Her and Johnny do have a long history. I've been watching a bunch of her videos and everything is starting to make sense.
Her and Johnny have a child together but no one will acknowledge that because Texas A&M is not going to allow that information to be released because of complicated legal reasons.
Billy Liucci of TexAg's hates her and has tried many, many times to drive Johnny out of her life but, so far, she has outsmarted him.
Drake has stalked her for years because he found out from Johnny what type of snapper she has and wants to find out for himself but she is only for Johnny, no matter how hard Drake tries to be with her.
She has save Johnny's life about 5 times so far. Several times was reviving him after OD'ing by using her vagina to bring him back to life, which is pretty cool really. Who wouldn't enjoy that?
And then she recommend he go to rehab a couple of times because of the lithium Texas A&M purposely hooked him on because they literally wanted him dead.
I believe her because why make all this type of stuff up? She isn't making money from it. She has been treated badly by the media, which is also against her, because they don't want her to be with Johnny either.
re: Johnny Football has a crazy stalker
Posted by Wustache Max on 2/28/26 at 1:36 am to SouthernInsanity
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Honestly, who really gives a shite... that douche bag has been out of college for what 12yrs???
It's good to always hear all sides of any story. Maybe the woman isn't really crazy at all and Johnny is really in love with her.
She evidently is pretty powerful because she says her pussy built Kyle Field and her juices made one of her ex's beard grow.
That's something that has to be considered. And, she is the reason A&M and Manziel beat Bama. I was wondering why he played so good in that game and now I know exactly why.
She is why Bama lost to A&M
re: #2 LSU beats #3 Alabama in gym
Posted by Wustache Max on 2/28/26 at 12:04 am to magildachunks
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Auburn has NCs in 2 men's sports - golf a quite a few in swimming.
If this is what it takes to win a NC in swimming, I'm glad Alabama doesn't have any.

re: Will HS Recruits take the AI bait?
Posted by Wustache Max on 2/27/26 at 11:21 pm to Lawyered
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We can always go back and watch the GOAT highlight reels of Tavon Austin and Noel Devine
AI really is ruining everything fast. Frick this black mirror simulation
I look forward to the day, coming soon, when humans will be replaced in sports, especially football. Robutts will be facing other robutts and the coaches who hire the best programmers to give the robutts instructions will win the game.
re: Johnny Football has a crazy stalker
Posted by Wustache Max on 2/27/26 at 8:02 pm to Radio One
You got it. Johnny doesn't really know what he is missing, I know. Until you've bagged a truly insane woman, you haven't quite lived fully.
The possibilities for so many fun things are endless. Role playing becomes real to them and the sky is the limit.
The possibilities for so many fun things are endless. Role playing becomes real to them and the sky is the limit.
re: Johnny Football has a crazy stalker
Posted by Wustache Max on 2/27/26 at 7:39 pm to Radio One
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Link please?
It's either the woman above that makes music videos or the one below that makes crazy TikTok videos. I'm leaning towards the TikTok lady who keeps talking about Johnny, right here.
Johnny loves her
I'd hit both of them, tbh. Johnny needs to broaden his horizons.
re: Johnny Football has a crazy stalker
Posted by Wustache Max on 2/27/26 at 7:35 pm to AggieArchitect2004
Whatever, he could have worse than this stalking him.
re: Lane Kiffin’s Brian Kelly Southern Accent Moment
Posted by Wustache Max on 2/27/26 at 6:17 pm to madmaxvol
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When he lived in Knoxville, for him to go to Waffle House he would have to travel:
8.0 miles to Papermill Drive
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10.3 miles to Lovell Road
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10.5 miles to North Cedar Bluff Road
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11.1 miles to Alcoa Highway
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15.0 miles to Cedar Lane
or
16.8 miles to Stekoia Lane
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19.7 miles to Asheville Highway
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19.8 miles to Illinois Avenue in Oak Ridge
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19.9 miles to US-411S in Maryville
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20.3 miles to Hwy 321 in Lenoir City
That's 151.4 miles and a lot of turning and different roads just to get to a Waffle House. That's probably why he isn't too familiar with them.
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