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Posted on 9/6/19 at 10:18 pm to NMAS
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That’s an aggy type thing to do. You should be embarrassed to be on that level
Longhorn fans called Chris Simms’ cell phone with death threats...
Posted on 9/6/19 at 10:19 pm to NMAS
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You kitty fans seem pretty obsessed with homosexuality, Maybe y’all should just all go ahead and come out of the closet.
- NMAS
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describing how his team got their asses licked
- also NMAS, minutes earlier
Posted on 9/6/19 at 10:19 pm to NMAS
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post game interview describing how his team got their asses licked
Proof reading is your friend.
Does Texas really like licking arse?
Posted on 9/6/19 at 10:19 pm to NMAS
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Sorry mom jokes aren’t as mature as prank calls
If I have to explain it . . .
Getting the number is the coup. Can you see that? Getting ESPN to talk about the latest stunt of those zany LSU fans, that’s the win. Getting Finebaum’s stand-in to tweet a “never change,” that’s the payoff.
It’s not the call, Grasshopper. Come back when you can snatch the pebble from our hand. Which you probably never will.
Posted on 9/6/19 at 10:20 pm to mtnhighTiger
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Does Texas really like licking arse?
Actually...yes.
Tell your friends in Austin for the game, to check out Oil Can Harry's
Posted on 9/6/19 at 10:20 pm to mtnhighTiger
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Does Texas really like licking arse?
Paging Dr Freud. There’s a slip on the Rant. Longhorns can’t distinguish between kicking and licking when it comes to arse.
This post was edited on 9/6/19 at 10:23 pm
Posted on 9/6/19 at 10:22 pm to NMAS
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Just because your sister tells you that your unit is big doesn’t make it true
No, but when your Mom was choking on it she said it was huge.
Posted on 9/6/19 at 10:22 pm to JudgeHolden
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And seriously. The Horns suck at smack.
Apparently not at arse licking though.
Posted on 9/6/19 at 10:23 pm to birdboy
You like fricking dead women?
Posted on 9/6/19 at 10:24 pm to NMAS
Your mom never died. You just had two dads growing up.
They were both Aggies, and they must have beat you relentlessly when you were a small child for you to be obsessed enough with us to post here.
They were both Aggies, and they must have beat you relentlessly when you were a small child for you to be obsessed enough with us to post here.
Posted on 9/6/19 at 10:25 pm to NMAS
Terrible. Are you using this?
Posted on 9/6/19 at 10:26 pm to touchdownjeebus
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Dude, any minute now Judge is gonna start a gofundme and raise enough to buy your local Golden Corral and he is gonna ban you from the roast beef bar. Once he controls that, what are you gonna do on a Friday night?
Damn right!
Posted on 9/6/19 at 10:27 pm to Manzielathon
Don’t you have an arse whooping to prepare for tomorrow?
Posted on 9/6/19 at 10:27 pm to mtnhighTiger
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Does Texas really like licking arse?
Call me a kink if you want, but I’m a bit remiss that I didn’t make the trip.
Posted on 9/6/19 at 10:28 pm to NMAS
I will literally come to Rainey street tomorrow night and whoop YOUR arse
Posted on 9/6/19 at 10:28 pm to Manzielathon
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You just had two dads growing up. They were both Aggies
That’s an admission, just saying.
Posted on 9/6/19 at 10:29 pm to NMAS
Why you hanging around bro?
Poor little dumbarse NMAS.
You long(ishy-but-not-actually) horns are as sadder-n-a sack of lil baby seal chit.
Why are you here, little man?
Your wife can't wait to STGDTD boy.
Poor little dumbarse NMAS.
You long(ishy-but-not-actually) horns are as sadder-n-a sack of lil baby seal chit.
Why are you here, little man?
Your wife can't wait to STGDTD boy.
Posted on 9/6/19 at 10:30 pm to Bigbee Hills
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Why you hanging around bro?
Word is Judge is gonna buy the Golden Corral. Wtf is the guy supposed to do now?
Posted on 9/6/19 at 10:31 pm to touchdownjeebus
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Call me a kink if you want, but I’m a bit remiss that I didn’t make the trip.
I know...starting to consider it now. Think they'll give a little tug too?
Damnit!!
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