Kenny's Mom is HOT!!!

Maybe the best coaching job in the history of sports.

The year was 2005 yours truly was the assistant coach of a 13U AAU baseball team. We were playing the defending state champions. In the 5th inning we were losing 11-1 when the head coach got a phone call. Due to an emergency at work he had to leave. One of the team moms saw Coach Rick leaving and came down to the dugout to ask what was going on. She was wearing a miniskirt and looking quite hot.

Upon leaving the dugout one of the kids sitting on the bench commented, Kenny's mom is HOT!!! He started asking the other kids one by one if they thought Kenny's mom was hot. He was the first batter up that inning and as he grabbed a bat he asked me "Coach, do you think Kenny's mom is hot?" to which I answered "Smoking, now go out there and get a hit for Kenny's mom". On the first pitch BAM a double to right field. The next batter grabbed a bat and I patted him on the arse and said get a hit for Kenny's mom. BAM triple to left. The team came alive as I encouraged each batter to get a hit for Kenny's mom.

We scored 5 runs that inning and 8 the next to take the win. That night Coach Rick called me to ask what happened. I told him to make sure Kenny's mom wore something sexy for the next game.