“Kelly Hire @ LSU brings Forced, Factored Increase + Pressure to Saban’s Retirement”.

English, do you speak it?

IDK what I just read but I applaud your effort.

Did a corgi type this?

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I guess so.

We just witnessed a stroke

After interviewing leading Casino Sports Book… Vegas Sports Analyst/Journalist confirms that: “Things are Fast, Fluid & Chaotic” amongst Executive Odds Makers along the Strip in the vast College Football Sports Book arena. It was no surprise that “With all the upcoming Coaching Changes, it was expected; but the LSU KELLY hire was NOT”!

Another Leading Vegas Newspaper Editor who witnessed and was latter quoted as saying: “With their Super Computers….In their highly Secure, Back Bunker Offices……in a matter of seconds, immediately upon confirmation of Kelly’s hire”…..”Everything suddenly stopped & quickly changed”! “Attentions were diverted to an All Hands on Deck situation”;…..”to immediately coordinate unexpected, significant, far reaching & rather radical adjustments/changes across the entire National College Football Odds/Sports Book Arena”.

Regarding Brian Kelly’s hire by LSU, the Editor said……”It was a quite obviously a Gargantuan Hire - evidenced & indicated amongst the Insiders who set/lay & oversee the odds at the Major Casinos & Sports Book Industry”

Cool avatar!

OK, simply stated for the Simpletons:

There are known & unknown “factors” that are utilized, applied by Sports Actuaries to derive + set odds in Vegas.

One of the critical, heavily weighted “known” factors used in Vegas is that - Louisiana consistently produces both the largest quantity & quality athletes in the U.S. It’s a known fact.

As LSU’s new Coach, Brian Kelly will retain, reap & utilize that in state talent. Vegas also “knows” and regards Kelly as a being a Great Recruiter. It is a “known” Asset & Important Factor. Vegas knows Kelly will easily leverage both his own & LSU’s strong assets/abilities to further farm a lucrative, talent rich Regional territory full of stellar athletes. Vegas, and others, feel Kelly will ALSO successfully exploit, recruit Nationwide….and he will bring/sign top caliper players/talent to LSU.

Quite simply, what is being said, reported & “suddenly factored/adjusted” in Vegas is that “With Brian Kelly now the coach @ LSU, it will certainly effect, influence & cause an already aged Saban pause…..while he considers, regards his retirement.