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Posted on 11/8/09 at 7:36 pm
Posted by Mstate
Birmingham
Member since Nov 2009
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Posted on 11/8/09 at 7:36 pm
This is all in good fun. I'm gonna start it off

What does an Ole Miss fan do when they finally win the SEC west?
Turn off their xbox and go to sleep!

You might have already heard this.
O le
M iss
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H ome
A gain
Posted by TT9
Global warming
Member since Sep 2008
82952 posts
Posted on 11/8/09 at 7:37 pm to
Posted by superman
Member since Mar 2008
8079 posts
Posted on 11/8/09 at 7:37 pm to
quote:

Turn off their xbox and go to sleep


That's pretty funny.
Posted by heartbreakTiger
grinding for my grinders
Member since Jan 2008
138974 posts
Posted on 11/8/09 at 7:37 pm to
gerald hodge having a job is a fricking joke
Posted by Marines4Auburn
Auburn Alum in South Florida
Member since Sep 2009
14926 posts
Posted on 11/8/09 at 7:39 pm to
Q: Why do you keep your windows up when you roll by the arches at Georgia?

A: Because they will throw a diploma into your car.



That one is old so it doesn't carry the same meaning.
Posted by TT9
Global warming
Member since Sep 2008
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Posted on 11/8/09 at 7:40 pm to
as i prepare for Bear jokes...
Posted by SLEBER 10
Member since May 2006
1291 posts
Posted on 11/8/09 at 7:41 pm to
what is the difference between a mississippi state cheerleader and a cow???

about ten pounds
Posted by TT9
Global warming
Member since Sep 2008
82952 posts
Posted on 11/8/09 at 7:41 pm to
Posted by Marines4Auburn
Auburn Alum in South Florida
Member since Sep 2009
14926 posts
Posted on 11/8/09 at 7:42 pm to
What do Billy Graham and Freddie Kitchens have in common?

They are the only two people who can make 80,000 people stand up and say Jesus Christ!
Posted by Mstate
Birmingham
Member since Nov 2009
9700 posts
Posted on 11/8/09 at 7:43 pm to
How many Ole Miss freshman does it take to change a light bulb?
None....Thats a second year course
Posted by Mstate
Birmingham
Member since Nov 2009
9700 posts
Posted on 11/8/09 at 7:49 pm to
Did you hear about the fire in University of Mississippi's football dorm that destroyed 20 books?
The real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.
Posted by Marines4Auburn
Auburn Alum in South Florida
Member since Sep 2009
14926 posts
Posted on 11/8/09 at 7:51 pm to
What do Bammers and maggots have in common?

They can both live off a dead bear for 20 years.





Bammers will say its old but I know not everyone has heard it.
Posted by SLEBER 10
Member since May 2006
1291 posts
Posted on 11/8/09 at 7:55 pm to
what do you call a good looking girl on the arm of a mississippi state football player????

a tattoo
This post was edited on 11/8/09 at 8:03 pm
Posted by PJinAtl
Atlanta
Member since Nov 2007
12759 posts
Posted on 11/8/09 at 7:58 pm to
quote:

Q: Why do you keep your windows up when you roll by the arches at Georgia?

A: Because they will throw a diploma into your car.
That's not true. You've got to stop. - Lewis Grizzard
Posted by Marines4Auburn
Auburn Alum in South Florida
Member since Sep 2009
14926 posts
Posted on 11/8/09 at 8:09 pm to
Did you hear they raised the minimum drinking age in Tennessee to 32. Apparently they want to keep alcohol out of the elementary schools.
Posted by TT9
Global warming
Member since Sep 2008
82952 posts
Posted on 11/8/09 at 8:10 pm to
How do you get an Auburn grad off your porch?

Pay him of the pizza....
Posted by Marines4Auburn
Auburn Alum in South Florida
Member since Sep 2009
14926 posts
Posted on 11/8/09 at 8:11 pm to
quote:

Pay him of the pizza....


Okay Lane Kiffin


Posted by WestEndVol
Nashville, Tennessee
Member since Aug 2009
1821 posts
Posted on 11/8/09 at 8:12 pm to
Whoa whoa whoa

Posted by TT9
Global warming
Member since Sep 2008
82952 posts
Posted on 11/8/09 at 8:12 pm to
Posted by Marines4Auburn
Auburn Alum in South Florida
Member since Sep 2009
14926 posts
Posted on 11/8/09 at 8:17 pm to
A blind Auburn fan was in a bar having a drink in Tuscaloosa when he asked the Bartender, "hey, do you want to hear an Alabama joke?" The bartender, knowing the gentleman was blind said "Sir, before you tell that joke you may want to know that I was an All-American linebacker for the tide, and the gentleman to your left was a former offensive lineman and is about 6'3'' and weighs 300lbs and the gentleman to your right was also an offensive lineman. Now sir, do you still want to tell that joke?" The blind man replied, "well not if I'm going to have to explain it 3 different times"
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