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re: I've been posting here for 9 months and I finally decided to look up "cuck"
Posted on 3/6/25 at 10:21 am to bigDgator
Posted on 3/6/25 at 10:21 am to bigDgator
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Sorry, referring to the Sark suit on pg 1
I would have fired him for showing up in that. He did it for his wife, who likes to believe she has some kind of eclectic talent that I'm sure Sark is bankrolling.
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Posted on 3/6/25 at 1:48 pm to MtVernon
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You're a pour who couldn't dream my ranch and estate and pool and barn and shop and tractor and boat and ....
You only have one ranch? Lol. Our family has had 3 and a farm.
I see you left out any livestock - all hat, no cattle indeed.
Posted on 3/6/25 at 3:00 pm to AggieArchitect2004
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I see you left out any livestock
I only mentioned the stuff you cucks could appreciate. Pulling calves is way above any man grade around here.
Posted on 3/6/25 at 5:31 pm to tBrand
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You didn't know what it was until 4chan injected into the right's vocabulary circa 2016.
Haha.
It was used often on a certain TV show before that but ree on.
Posted on 3/6/25 at 6:23 pm to junkfunky
not really sure what your point is. It’s a simple fact that it exploded in popularity around that time and 4chan was the one that started the meme. Sorry if that offends you, snowflake.
Posted on 3/6/25 at 6:38 pm to MtVernon
One of my favorite memories was waking up early and feeding the cows with my grandpa. Riding on the hay bales in the truck bed and then chucking them over the side was peak boy stuff.
Grandpa was a mean a SOB too. Don’t make them like that anymore.
Grandpa was a mean a SOB too. Don’t make them like that anymore.
Posted on 3/6/25 at 8:16 pm to AggieArchitect2004
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Riding on the hay bales in the truck bed and then chucking them over the side
Most folks today think the step side is just cool design feature.
Posted on 3/7/25 at 8:33 am to MtVernon
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Pulling calves is way above any man grade around here.
Poor vernon,
Thinks pulling a calf is a big "man grade". He was bragging on here awhile back about helping a neighbor pull a calf. Probably the most "manly" thing he has ever done. We used to do it when we were kids.
vernon pulling a calf
poor vernon, trying to be a badass on secrant, continues to make a fool of himself.
Posted on 3/7/25 at 9:22 am to deeprig9
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It's a reference to cuckhold species of animals where the male does most of the typical female activities, such as a bluegill fish. The male makes the nest, the female lays the eggs, then swims away and the male stays behind to "sit on" or protect the nest, eggs, and the young fry.
No, not exactly, you should look under your bed for a strange pair of shoes.
cuckold
/kuk'?ld, koo?k'-/
noun
1. A man whose wife is unfaithful; the husband of an adulteress.
2. A West Indian plectognath fish (Ostracion triqueter).
3.The cowfish
Posted on 3/7/25 at 9:35 am to MtVernon
You didn’t know what cuck means?
Gooney goo goo
Gooney goo goo
Posted on 3/7/25 at 10:22 am to John Milner
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You didn’t know what cuck means?
Advice to Rant users - sometimes its better to just chuckle and move on, rather than overanalyze and fire off responses chastising OP for such mind-blowing dumbassery.
Don't bunch your drawers. OP doesn't, I assure you.
Posted on 3/7/25 at 10:22 am to Victor R Franko
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No, not exactly, you should look under your bed for a strange pair of shoes.
cuckold
/kuk'?ld, koo?k'-/
noun
1. A man whose wife is unfaithful; the husband of an adulteress.
2. A West Indian plectognath fish (Ostracion triqueter).
3.The cowfish
Actually, by the true definition.... cuckolds don't need to bother looking for any shoes under any beds.
Posted on 3/7/25 at 10:26 am to Buster83
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He was bragging on here awhile back about helping a neighbor pull a calf.
Really? Impressive.
You should start my fan club.
Posted on 3/7/25 at 12:13 pm to Victor R Franko
HEre's what it meant before the internet changed the definition-
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Abstract
Male bluegill sunfish are shown to have two alternative mating strategies: cuckoldry or parental care. Cuckolder males first mature at age 2. They follow a developmental sequence of sneaking and then mimicking female behavior to deceptively gain access to spawnings. Males who become parentals (construct nests, attract females, provide brood care) delay maturation until age 7. The parental investment of these males is parasitized by the cuckolders. This system is an example of a truly parasitically dependent mating strategy in vertebrates. A natural selection model is developed to predict the equilibrium frequencies of the two male types. A preliminary test of the model provides qualitative agreement.
Posted on 3/7/25 at 12:18 pm to deeprig9
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HEre's what it meant before the internet changed the definition-
Uhh, cuck has been an abbreviation for cuckhold for a very long time
When daisies pied and violets blue
And lady-smocks all silver-white
And cuckoo-buds of yellow hue
Do paint the meadows with delight,
The cuckoo then, on every tree,
Mocks married men; for thus sings he,
Cuckoo;
Cuckoo, cuckoo: Oh word of fear,
Unpleasing to a married ear!
When shepherds pipe on oaten straws,
And merry larks are plowmen’s clocks,
When turtles tread, and rooks, and daws,
And maidens bleach their summer smocks,
The cuckoo then, on every tree,
Mocks married men; for thus sings he,
Cuckoo;
Cuckoo, cuckoo: Oh word of fear,
Unpleasing to a married ear!
Bill Shakespeare
Posted on 3/7/25 at 1:50 pm to MtVernon
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You should start my fan club.
Maybe you could get one of these guys to start your club
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