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re: I’ve been on a 3 day bender:

Posted on 9/28/22 at 10:56 am to
Posted by SemperFiDawg
Member since Sep 2014
2282 posts
Posted on 9/28/22 at 10:56 am to
Anyone else sense a Darwin Award nominee in the making?
Posted by wartiger2004
Proud LGB Supporter!
Member since Aug 2011
17815 posts
Posted on 9/28/22 at 11:24 am to
Except you did not win any thing.
Posted by Herman Frisco
Bon Secour
Member since Sep 2008
17260 posts
Posted on 9/28/22 at 11:30 am to
If you die have your next of kin post the location of your grave. I’m sure there are members who would like to drop by and pay their respects. And maybe piss on your grave.
Or maybe not…
Posted by Sleepy_Tiger
Baton Rouge, La
Member since Aug 2021
6705 posts
Posted on 9/28/22 at 11:42 am to
Get help you pathetic Drunk oh and frick you
Posted by Sleepy_Tiger
Baton Rouge, La
Member since Aug 2021
6705 posts
Posted on 9/28/22 at 11:46 am to
quote:

Despite your shitposting, you're still part of the group.
The frick he is
Posted by Between TheHedges
Message Board Genius
Member since Aug 2022
3721 posts
Posted on 9/28/22 at 11:48 am to
quote:

I’ve been on a 3 day bender


Be honest

It’s been a lot longer than 3 days
Posted by ReversePiggie
In non-Arkansas US
Member since Sep 2021
3582 posts
Posted on 9/28/22 at 11:49 am to
quote:

UCF won it all with an undefeated team

What all did UCF win?
Posted by ReversePiggie
In non-Arkansas US
Member since Sep 2021
3582 posts
Posted on 9/28/22 at 11:50 am to
I would go all Amber Heard on it.
Posted by bigDgator
Dallas, TX
Member since Oct 2008
41188 posts
Posted on 9/28/22 at 11:53 am to
That hangover is going to suck with no air conditioning.
Posted by TizzyT4theUofA
This side of eternity
Member since Jun 2016
10041 posts
Posted on 9/28/22 at 11:59 am to
quote:

If I don’t make out of this storm, at least I die knowing UCF won it all with an undefeated team!!!!!!!




You should be good In Louisiana.
Posted by WeirdFlex
God's Country
Member since Sep 2022
296 posts
Posted on 9/28/22 at 12:04 pm to
2 things:

1: You probably don't even drink liquor, but Boone's Farm.

2: Hopefully it swoops you up and throws you in to the Bermuda Triangle, since that's what your shitty posts remind us of. (But doesn't harm you or anything, you're just stuck there with all the other phenomenons)
Posted by warcry
Mobile
Member since Aug 2011
4770 posts
Posted on 9/28/22 at 1:20 pm to
Go jump in storm surge, douche bag.
Posted by KingOfTheWorld
Member since Oct 2018
5363 posts
Posted on 9/28/22 at 1:21 pm to
Nobody here cares.
Posted by CockHolliday
Columbia, SC
Member since Dec 2012
4515 posts
Posted on 9/28/22 at 3:23 pm to
If you think you're being a clever troll, you couldn't be more wrong.
Posted by CockHolliday
Columbia, SC
Member since Dec 2012
4515 posts
Posted on 9/28/22 at 3:23 pm to
If you think you're being a clever troll, you couldn't be more wrong.
Posted by ForeverGator
Elite 8 - 2020 Worst SECRant Poster
Member since Nov 2012
13005 posts
Posted on 9/28/22 at 3:25 pm to
quote:

SadUCFKnight


I don't know what storm you're dealing with Stalker WallyT.

But, makes sense if you're on a 3 day bender. Drink up those bloodys.
Posted by Tideroller
Lower Alabama
Member since Jan 2022
2290 posts
Posted on 9/28/22 at 3:30 pm to
Sobriety is the best thing that ever happened to me (other than marrying my second wife).
Posted by SeaCay
Odessa, FL
Member since Mar 2012
1722 posts
Posted on 9/28/22 at 4:16 pm to
Posted by Rubicon
Shenandoah Mountain
Member since Oct 2013
265 posts
Posted on 9/28/22 at 4:21 pm to
So you're a retard and a drunkard?
Posted by Taurus 357
Great Lakes Gambler
Member since Dec 2014
3916 posts
Posted on 9/28/22 at 4:31 pm to
Prayers for you and yours. sadUCFKnight. You guys win the title at life. Butch Jones said that his Vowels were champions at life, just before there were numerous reports of sexual assaults against young college girls by the football players, and vandalizing, reckless ops of vehicles, destruction of government property, felonious assault, brandishing of firearms. But y’all did win the title that year. I saw it in the rafters. But next time, can y’all score more than 17 against shitty Louisville?
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