re: Is Saban jumping ship?

And I'm not saying that Saban is going anywhere, but he did deny rumors of him leaving LSU for the Dolphins(he actually denied any interest in the Dolphins) right before leaving for Miami, so nothing short of retirement would surprise me with him.

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people not getting that its a joke

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Jesus, lighten up folks. There's literally a clue every other line that this is complete satire of all the shitty prediction blogs.

What's really funny is trying to see Saban opening his practice to the Longhorn TV network? Him traveling an hour a day to do the retarded TV show, then editing his practices to try not to show anything when they do air portions of daily practices.

Really?

This job is the exact opposite of everything he does in almost every facet.

Actually, it's going to be a hard sale for any decent coach when you look into what the head coaching position at Texas entails.

Exactly! He's in his El Camino right now headed west with the Beach Boys wide open in the 8 track!