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re: Is Saban bringing back the live elephant as a mascot?
Posted on 2/7/21 at 6:49 am to Im Back
Posted on 2/7/21 at 6:49 am to Im Back
Crimson Tide...
the communist revolution
Or
a menstrual cycle
An elephant makes no sense. And as a live animal PETA would go crazy but not as crazy as the SJW crowd over the Republican symbolism.
the communist revolution
Or
a menstrual cycle
An elephant makes no sense. And as a live animal PETA would go crazy but not as crazy as the SJW crowd over the Republican symbolism.
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Posted on 2/7/21 at 6:53 am to Smokeyone
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An elephant makes no sense. And as a live animal PETA would go crazy but not as crazy as the SJW crowd over the Republican symbolism.
Said the fan of team with a live mascot and the poster whose username is based on said live mascot.
Posted on 2/7/21 at 9:18 am to Im Back
Make that happen. Hell Back, you could start a company picking that shite up and putting it in acrylic cubes and sell it to the millions of your dumbass low IQ sidewalkers.
Posted on 2/7/21 at 9:40 am to Im Back
quote:When we get the crowds back, it'll be great for throwing into the stands in the visitors' section.
If it happens this time, and it looks like it may, the cheerleaders could scoop it up during the game and just let the 3rd and 4th stringers clean up any leftover after the game.
Posted on 2/7/21 at 10:56 am to Im Back
Didn't the univsersity got those elphants on loan from B&B circus? They were not UA elephants and the cost of keeping up the elephants would be too great. You see it is cruel to have one elephant because they are pack animals. So you would need at least two. The cost of feeding, and vets, and as I mentioned people to clean up the shite.
It would simply cost too much and it would piss off PETA and be big headache. It is too much pain for too little reward.
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An elephant defecates from 12 to 15 times a day, a daily quantity of 220 - 250 pounds. This adds up to a yearly quantity of over 85,000 pounds of manure, more than 40 tons, per adult elephant.
It would simply cost too much and it would piss off PETA and be big headache. It is too much pain for too little reward.
Posted on 2/7/21 at 4:31 pm to viceman
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It would simply cost too much and it would piss off PETA and be big headache. It is too much pain for too little reward.
PETA is crazy and goes way overboard, but you don't have to be a PETA member to recognize animal abuse.
Posted on 2/7/21 at 4:46 pm to Papplesbeast
I just meant they would cause an uproar. Part of a larger overall headache having a live mascott.
Posted on 2/7/21 at 5:24 pm to Im Back
They’ll push it out of the upper deck and expect it to Dumbo.
This post was edited on 2/7/21 at 5:27 pm
Posted on 2/7/21 at 5:27 pm to Im Back
We are actually getting a Grizzly Bear that will wear a houndstooth hat. He is also an alcoholic so he should do his name proud!
Posted on 2/7/21 at 5:30 pm to Im Back
A team that does nothing but kick arse in all phases of the game and wins a NC every other year doesn’t need gimmicks.
Posted on 2/8/21 at 2:05 am to Bama2020
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A team that does nothing but kick arse in all phases of the game and wins a NC every other year doesn’t need gimmicks.
It's not a gimmick and has nothing to do with the performance of the team. It's called a mascot; all teams have them and most teams have live animal mascots.
Posted on 2/8/21 at 2:18 am to BamaScoop
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We are actually getting a Grizzly Bear that will wear a houndstooth hat. He is also an alcoholic so he should do his name proud!
That's funny. But back to reality, here is another elephant they brought to BDS recently to see how it would behave. 
This is great. This isn't the same elephant displayed in the first image so, it shows they are trying out different animals.
It has to be a calm one; wouldn't want it running amuck. They were piping in some heavy/loud crowd noise when the elephant was on the field and he didn't react negatively so, he passed his first test.
This post was edited on 2/8/21 at 3:21 am
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