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re: Is Brian Kelly Shorter than Saban?

Posted on 8/18/22 at 5:07 pm to
Posted by Biko
Member since Jul 2022
470 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 5:07 pm to
Saban is on his tippy toes and has cotton candy hair so that is not fair
Posted by Irons Puppet
Birmingham
Member since Jun 2009
25901 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 5:42 pm to
These are Saban's banquet shoes:
Posted by Pvt Hudson
Member since Jan 2013
4296 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 6:09 pm to
Lollipop Guild of the SEC

Posted by Bayou Bengal 730
Somewhere in MS
Member since Nov 2010
340 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 6:10 pm to
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I swear he is no taller than me. I am 5'9" at my best neck stretching.


You started at thread to find out if someone else is as short as you and Saban?
Posted by cajunbama
Metairie
Member since Jan 2007
33069 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 6:16 pm to
quote:

I’m 5’7,



Figured you were a little manlette
Posted by SavageOrangeJug
Member since Oct 2005
19758 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 6:19 pm to
quote:




Kelly is standing on something in that pic. Notice his hands and shoulders are higher than Saban's, but he is still shorter.

He must be standing on what photographers and movie makers call a "man maker". Otherwise known as an apple box.

They come in different sizes.

Posted by SouthernInsanity
Shadows of Death Valley
Member since Nov 2012
22414 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 6:21 pm to
Saban with a bucket head for a short guy.
Posted by nicholastiger
Member since Jan 2004
50785 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 6:24 pm to
Kelly about to bring physical pain to bama
Posted by GerryDiNardo
Bringing Back The Magic!
Member since Mar 2004
5687 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 6:36 pm to
Guess it's good he's a coach and isn't the starting LT.
Posted by Marktastic86
Pismo Beach, CA
Member since Dec 2020
18189 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 6:42 pm to
quote:

Kelly about to bring physical pain to bama

By posting more videos of him grinding on recruits?
Posted by Marktastic86
Pismo Beach, CA
Member since Dec 2020
18189 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 6:48 pm to
quote:

Coach height doesn’t matter until your 5’8” multiple championship winning coach is an inch taller than your biggest rival’s coach.

LSU isn't even 'Bama's second biggest rival.
Posted by TrueLefty
St. Louis County
Member since Oct 2017
16950 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 6:59 pm to
quote:

From the pictures standing side by side he is 2-3 inches shorter than Saban. He also wears platform shoes. I guess he is insecure about his shortness



I have never seen an average to tall true leprechaun.
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
46846 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 6:59 pm to
On this board we’re #1 baw
Posted by SavageOrangeJug
Member since Oct 2005
19758 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 8:01 pm to
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lsu
quote:

your biggest rival’s coach.


You wish. Not even close.
Posted by BamafaninFlorida
North Florida
Member since Nov 2019
420 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 8:25 pm to
Posted by Sid E Walker
InsecureU ©
Member since Nov 2013
24478 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 8:38 pm to
quote:

Is Brian Kelly Shorter than Saban?

Is Kelly wearing slippers or his white-soled ol’ man’s shoes that he wore to the Red Stick Welcoming Party?

In either case, he’s a fricking dwarf to Saban.
Posted by BadaBingBadaBoom
Lafourche Parish
Member since Mar 2022
2460 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 8:41 pm to
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I’ve seen some say he’s 5’6.


I met him in 04’ when I went to my nephews JR day. I’m 5’6 and we were about the same height. He’s almost 71 so I’d say he’s probably 5’4 now.

Look at that picture good. Saban is at least a foot in front of Kelly. That makes a huge difference in a picture.
This post was edited on 8/18/22 at 8:44 pm
Posted by Sid E Walker
InsecureU ©
Member since Nov 2013
24478 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 8:43 pm to
So BK is about 5’2”.
Posted by lastfan
Houston
Member since Nov 2015
8678 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 8:43 pm to
Neither one could give Shaq a hug without looking like they were doing something obscene.
Posted by Nitro Express
Gulf Coast
Member since Jul 2018
17100 posts
Posted on 8/18/22 at 8:52 pm to
quote:

Neither one could give Shaq a hug without looking like they were doing something obscene.


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