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Is Auburn some kind of weird cult
Posted on 2/10/22 at 11:46 pm
Posted on 2/10/22 at 11:46 pm
They worship birds and call themselves fambly. They hire all kinds of freaky coaches. They’re isolated on a weird stretch of dirty land with a barn. Their hero is a cross dresser. They’re a dirty program. Satanic?
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Posted on 2/10/22 at 11:50 pm to BrotherDawg84
Posted on 2/11/22 at 12:17 am to BrotherDawg84
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Is Auburn some kind of weird cult
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rhetorical question
rhe·tor·i·cal ques·tion
a question asked in order to create a dramatic effect or to make a point rather than to get an answer.
Posted on 2/11/22 at 12:26 am to BrotherDawg84
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Is Auburn some kind of weird cult
Posted on 2/11/22 at 12:31 am to BrotherDawg84
The question of whether or not Auburn is a cult is not that important. I think a more pertinent question is "what kind of rituals do they practice?"
Posted on 2/11/22 at 1:15 am to BrotherDawg84
Yes.
Next question.
Next question.
Posted on 2/11/22 at 5:58 am to BrotherDawg84
The weird thing to me is: they have a majestic mascot that literally flies in front of the fans in the stadium as we stare in awe. They say “war eagle” to each other. But instead of embracing this, or their other unique moniker of Plainsmen, the insist on being called Tigers.
They’re stupid.
They’re stupid.
Posted on 2/11/22 at 6:10 am to AtlantaLSUfan
a cult "a group united by devotion or allegiance to a person or idea " Sounds a lot like Alabama to me
Posted on 2/11/22 at 6:20 am to emoryman
"a group united by devotion or allegiance to a person or idea "
I don't know about Auburn, or any other football program, but goddamn, that description certainly fits another group that will be deemed as one of the biggest, and most shameful failures in history.
I don't know about Auburn, or any other football program, but goddamn, that description certainly fits another group that will be deemed as one of the biggest, and most shameful failures in history.
Posted on 2/11/22 at 6:23 am to AtlantaLSUfan
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The weird thing to me is: they have a majestic mascot that literally flies in front of the fans in the stadium as we stare in awe. They say “war eagle” to each other. But instead of embracing this, or their other unique moniker of Plainsmen, the insist on being called Tigers.
They’re stupid.
We hear ya corndog.
Watch out for them chicken bones and voodoo dust we put on the visitors sideline at JHS.
Posted on 2/11/22 at 6:57 am to BrotherDawg84
Yes.
Posted on 2/11/22 at 7:19 am to BrotherDawg84
Fully functional (allegedly) adult UGA fans paint their heads and bark at people.
Posted on 2/11/22 at 7:26 am to BrotherDawg84
And there’s this
Posted on 2/11/22 at 7:29 am to BrotherDawg84
Aaannd this
Posted on 2/11/22 at 7:37 am to BrotherDawg84
Posted on 2/11/22 at 7:45 am to BrotherDawg84
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Posted on 2/11/22 at 7:50 am to BrotherDawg84
No, but the fricking Creed monsters do us no favors. Feel like most of those people are sidewalk fans who spew it.
No one I know who went to or graduated from Auburn talks about the Creed. In fact, most of us are pagans.
No one I know who went to or graduated from Auburn talks about the Creed. In fact, most of us are pagans.
Posted on 2/11/22 at 7:52 am to BrotherDawg84
My wife's family is from the area. 2/3 of them are Alabama fans. The ones with money like Aubrun.
Posted on 2/11/22 at 7:52 am to BrotherDawg84
Have nickleback on their ipod...
Posted on 2/11/22 at 8:12 am to lewis and herschel
They once had an old man they bowed to like he was a saint. They called him Mouse L. Apparently he was the end of the line, there never was a Mouse M.
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