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re: Into the daily life of an Auburn fan.

Posted on 11/5/15 at 10:55 am to
Posted by AA7
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2009
27971 posts
Posted on 11/5/15 at 10:55 am to
quote:

come on war beagle fans I know there's a Bert's fat joke in there somewhere


The only thing more pathetic than the Gators' delusion is Bert at a Golden Corral.
Posted by G8RnGA
Under a rock..........
Member since Jun 2009
5129 posts
Posted on 11/5/15 at 10:58 am to
quote:

The only thing more pathetic than the Gators' delusion


What exactly is our delusion? That we're happy we're most likely going to the SECCG after years of sucktitude at the hands of your current D-Coordinator?

It just seems like yesterday when you all were picked to win the SEC, play for a Natty and were bragging about taking all of UFs recruits. Sorry that little dream has come crashing down for you. Have fun with Muschamp guys!
Posted by Tiguar
Montana
Member since Mar 2012
33131 posts
Posted on 11/5/15 at 11:01 am to
The delusion is that you dipshits think Muschamp "ruined" your program as if you had a program perennially successful to begin with. Before spurrier you were nothing. Without Meyer you were nothing. There was nothing to ruin. You are not Alabama. No one in this conference is.

And, as evidenced by McElwain's success, he didn't leave the cupboard bare.
This post was edited on 11/5/15 at 11:02 am
Posted by AA7
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2009
27971 posts
Posted on 11/5/15 at 11:02 am to
Shut up. I just wanted to give him a "Bert is fat" joke and wanted to reference it to UF in some way so it wasn't completely out of left field. Let me live my life.

But you guys are ridiculous with the Muschamp hate.
This post was edited on 11/5/15 at 11:03 am
Posted by G8RnGA
Under a rock..........
Member since Jun 2009
5129 posts
Posted on 11/5/15 at 11:03 am to
Posted by ForeverGator
Elite 8 - 2020 Worst SECRant Poster
Member since Nov 2012
13549 posts
Posted on 11/5/15 at 11:03 am to
Don't worry. I am planning a big time making fun of Bert thread next week. Something original, I promise.
Posted by G8RnGA
Under a rock..........
Member since Jun 2009
5129 posts
Posted on 11/5/15 at 11:04 am to
quote:

The delusion is that you dipshits think Muschamp "ruined" your program as if you had a program perennially successful to begin with. Before spurrier you were nothing. Without Meyer you were nothing. There was nothing to ruin. You are not Alabama. No one in this conference is.





How did you fit all of that retard into one post? That's awesome!!!
Posted by AA7
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2009
27971 posts
Posted on 11/5/15 at 11:10 am to
Can't. Wait.
Posted by ForeverGator
Elite 8 - 2020 Worst SECRant Poster
Member since Nov 2012
13549 posts
Posted on 11/5/15 at 12:38 pm to
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If that's all you had, you would have done better simply to use it once.


It's called a point of emphasis. Sometimes it takes multiple positions of the same thing to get the joke for some.
Posted by The Tide Rises
Attalla, Alabama
Member since Aug 2015
307 posts
Posted on 11/5/15 at 12:40 pm to
Quit starting terrible threads slick. fricking gator troll.
Posted by Big Balls
Texas
Member since Nov 2014
846 posts
Posted on 11/5/15 at 12:41 pm to
I'm gonna go with an 8/10 due to accuracy

1 point deducted for lack of heavy drinking
1 point deducted for lack of farm animal relations
Posted by ForeverGator
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Member since Nov 2012
13549 posts
Posted on 11/5/15 at 12:41 pm to
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Quit starting terrible threads slick. fricking gator troll.


Well well, someone has zero sense of humor.

Plus, you've been here since August? You don't know what terrible threads are.
Posted by ForeverGator
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Member since Nov 2012
13549 posts
Posted on 11/5/15 at 12:43 pm to
quote:

I'm gonna go with an 8/10 due to accuracy

1 point deducted for lack of heavy drinking
1 point deducted for lack of farm animal relations


There may be a follow up to this thread when they fall below .500, don't worry.
Posted by BrerTiger
Valley of the Long Grey Cloud
Member since Sep 2011
21627 posts
Posted on 11/5/15 at 12:45 pm to
Have an upvote.

Tempted to knight for the Barn but the OP is too perfect.
Posted by AubieALUMdvm
Member since Oct 2011
11713 posts
Posted on 11/5/15 at 12:45 pm to


I liked this one
Posted by ForeverGator
Elite 8 - 2020 Worst SECRant Poster
Member since Nov 2012
13549 posts
Posted on 11/5/15 at 12:58 pm to
I am taking suggestions for next week's thread after they fall below .500.
Posted by BoCam2
Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
4672 posts
Posted on 11/5/15 at 12:59 pm to
Concept: 10
Originality: 8
Effort: 9
Delivery: 2 (so many ways you could have gone with an Auburn family, and you chose pics from a healthy living magazine?)

Overall: 6

OK, but could have been better.
Posted by Gatorbait2008
Member since Aug 2015
22953 posts
Posted on 11/5/15 at 2:24 pm to
Auburn fans do have a good white picket fence lifestyle.

Posted by LandofDixie
Member since Jul 2012
2826 posts
Posted on 11/5/15 at 2:26 pm to
I exhaled through my nose quickly while reading this. Nice work.
Posted by ForeverGator
Elite 8 - 2020 Worst SECRant Poster
Member since Nov 2012
13549 posts
Posted on 11/5/15 at 2:52 pm to
I was being polite. No need to add insult to injury by depicting trailer parks and whatnot. These pics are how they view themselves.

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