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Posted on 10/8/15 at 2:02 pm
Posted on 10/8/15 at 2:02 pm
6:00am: Wake up still strung out from the night before, do some meth and pass back out.
8:00am: Wake up, do more drugs and meth for breakfast
10:00am: Go to work and do more meth
12:00pm: Skip lunch and do more meth with other Missourians.
2:00pm: Watch re-runs of the 1969 season (the last time Mizzou won a conference title of any kind) and do more meth.
5:00pm-Midnight: Drink and Do meth
2:00am: One last hit of meth for the night and finally pass out.
A message to Missourians:
8:00am: Wake up, do more drugs and meth for breakfast
10:00am: Go to work and do more meth
12:00pm: Skip lunch and do more meth with other Missourians.
2:00pm: Watch re-runs of the 1969 season (the last time Mizzou won a conference title of any kind) and do more meth.
5:00pm-Midnight: Drink and Do meth
2:00am: One last hit of meth for the night and finally pass out.
A message to Missourians:
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Posted on 10/8/15 at 2:03 pm to ForeverGator
Posted on 10/8/15 at 2:04 pm to ForeverGator
That first pic is Sleeping Tiger.
Posted on 10/8/15 at 2:04 pm to ForeverGator
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2:00pm: Watch re-runs of the 1969 season (the last time Mizzou won a conference title of any kind) and do more meth.
A nitpick I guess but we actually used to be good at basketball.
Posted on 10/8/15 at 2:05 pm to ForeverGator
Sounds legit. I'm going to show this thread to my kids to teach them about Yankees.
Posted on 10/8/15 at 2:09 pm to ForeverGator
thanks for NOT CARING about us at all, based on all the rant posts being mostly about MU-FL..
Posted on 10/8/15 at 2:10 pm to ForeverGator
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do some meth and pass back out.
Does not compute
Posted on 10/8/15 at 2:15 pm to ForeverGator
Sweet Christ. If you're gonna do it, do it right. Do we have to do everything for you guys? 
This post was edited on 10/8/15 at 2:16 pm
Posted on 10/8/15 at 2:17 pm to ForeverGator
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do some meth and pass back out
Successful comedy requires a basic understanding of facts against the backdrop of farcical situations.
If one is doing meth, they don't "pass back out."
Perhaps you consider a set up where said Mizzou fan is splitting time between jerking off to Sham-Wow infomercials and throwing deconstructed radios at secret agents in the cabinets as the sun rises.
Doesn't have to be that one, but I think you get the drift (probably not).
Posted on 10/8/15 at 2:21 pm to sofa
How do YOU know this?!? :-O
Posted on 10/8/15 at 2:26 pm to RogerTheShrubber
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Does not compute
Go easy on him, the bath salts aren't out of his system yet.
Posted on 10/8/15 at 2:27 pm to LelandSU
fricking funny is all I gotta say :)
Posted on 10/8/15 at 2:27 pm to ForeverGator
Bruh, do you even meth?
We don't pass out in the urinal until like 11 am of day 7.
We don't pass out in the urinal until like 11 am of day 7.
Posted on 10/8/15 at 2:32 pm to ForeverGator
So you're saying people in Missouri do meth??
Posted on 10/8/15 at 2:33 pm to ForeverGator
Boooo this man
Posted on 10/8/15 at 2:35 pm to ForeverGator
I only do meth twice a day.
Posted on 10/8/15 at 2:42 pm to TwoDatBait
Well..... any drug could have applied, but seems like Missouri has the most meth users out of all of the states.
Posted on 10/8/15 at 2:43 pm to mizslu314
You obviously don't know how it's like to do meth like us.
There is no pass out. Idiot.
It's stay up going a million miles an hour for a week and have two days off of just straight sleep mother frickers
There is no pass out. Idiot.
It's stay up going a million miles an hour for a week and have two days off of just straight sleep mother frickers
Posted on 10/8/15 at 2:46 pm to ForeverGator
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Well..... any drug could have applied, but seems like Missouri has the most meth users out of all of the states
I can't wait to get off work. I have had my meth on a slow simmer all day. Should be a good batch!
Posted on 10/8/15 at 2:47 pm to ForeverGator
Is Geritol the Meth of Florida?
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