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in honor of swag Kelly how many hs kids can you beat up?

Posted on 10/17/16 at 4:06 pm
Posted by heartbreakTiger
grinding for my grinders
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Posted on 10/17/16 at 4:06 pm
how many hs kids could you beat up before they take you down?

i think swag gunned down like 5 of them.
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
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Posted on 10/17/16 at 4:06 pm to
No no, the metric is how many porn hos turn you down.
Posted by AggieDub14
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Posted on 10/17/16 at 4:06 pm to
And been shot down by Mia
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
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Posted on 10/17/16 at 4:07 pm to
Are we talking basic HS kids or HS football players?

You need to define that please


Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 10/17/16 at 4:07 pm to
2 or 3. But I've got a bulging disk at the moment.
Posted by heartbreakTiger
grinding for my grinders
Member since Jan 2008
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Posted on 10/17/16 at 4:10 pm to
hs kids that could play secondary at uga.
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
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Posted on 10/17/16 at 4:11 pm to
quote:

hs kids that could play secondary at uga.


I could take out 5 kids that play in the band. 4 regular kids that were not expecting me to pound them.

Most HS football players would kick my arse



So somewhere between 0-5
Posted by zsav77
Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 10/17/16 at 4:14 pm to
quote:

But I've got a bulging disk at the moment


Two bulging disks. I win. I mean, I lose.

So 0 high school kids... maybe a couple of anemic elementary school kids before my back goes out. After that it'll be like Children of the Corn.
Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 10/17/16 at 4:16 pm to
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Two bulging disks. I win. I mean, I lose.



It's fricking awful isn't it? Plus I've got pinched nerve, just can't get comfortable no matter what I do.
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
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Posted on 10/17/16 at 4:17 pm to
quote:

It's fricking awful isn't it? Plus I've got pinched nerve, just can't get comfortable no matter what I do.


Shall we do a "My ailments thread" ? See who wins?


Posted by Vols&Shaft83
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Posted on 10/17/16 at 4:18 pm to
quote:

Shall we do a "My ailments thread" ? See who wins?




Good OTB topic imo
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
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Posted on 10/17/16 at 4:21 pm to
quote:

how many hs kids could you beat up before they take you down?

Do I have to DM shitty porn "stars" while I do it or can I just focus on fighting?
Posted by ThaKaptin
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Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 10/17/16 at 4:22 pm to
quote:

It's fricking awful isn't it? Plus I've got pinched nerve, just can't get comfortable no matter what I do.



had second back surgery for blown out discs last year. fricking blows. currently recovering from shoulder surgery.....

I'm thinking I could take 1.5 HS kids
Posted by heartbreakTiger
grinding for my grinders
Member since Jan 2008
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Posted on 10/17/16 at 4:22 pm to
you must dm porn stars and throw looping thug hooks
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29450 posts
Posted on 10/17/16 at 4:25 pm to
I'd rather just go frick their moms. I'm a lover, not a fighter.

Plus I have degenerative disc disease
Posted by MoneyShot
Member since Jan 2013
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Posted on 10/17/16 at 4:25 pm to
All of them.
Posted by Cdawg
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Posted on 10/17/16 at 4:27 pm to
I don't know. Kids today bring guns. just ask Swag "AK" Kelly
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
61605 posts
Posted on 10/17/16 at 4:27 pm to
quote:

currently recovering from shoulder surgery.....


Rotator Cuff?


Posted by I-H8-BAMA
Benton, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2013
10427 posts
Posted on 10/17/16 at 4:28 pm to
Very few people on this board could take 2 HS football players at a time.
Posted by TepperDaGuru
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2013
1122 posts
Posted on 10/17/16 at 4:29 pm to
U beat me to it
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