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Posted on 11/19/12 at 11:41 pm to MizzouSEC2012
Posted on 11/19/12 at 11:41 pm to MizzouSEC2012
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Posted on 11/19/12 at 11:41 pm to JDM1992
They usually do
Posted on 11/19/12 at 11:42 pm to MizzouSEC2012
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You're not worthy
You're right. I'm above you. Looking down on you.
As your body floats away, down to the depths of the ocean floor.
Posted on 11/19/12 at 11:42 pm to MizzouSEC2012
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It was about 1:30a.m. on a Saturday morning and I'm driving down providence trying to check my GPS location and make sure my radar detector is working when I come over a hill and this fricking thing starts going BEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP... like a fricking heart monitor when in cardiac arrest. I mash the brakes from 55 to 35 in about a second and it was too fricking late a cop had already decided to end playing with himself to find a way to meet the yearly quota. I start fricking with him a little bit and slow down like I'm going to pull over and then gain speed again because there was no where to turn anyway So I finally make a left onto turner which is close to Jesse Hall and pull over in a faculty parking lot
CoMo Cops do not give a frick. They will grill you whenever and however they can.
Posted on 11/19/12 at 11:43 pm to Stripes314
I just want to know why the only females up in this bitch are catfan and mizzousec2012
Posted on 11/19/12 at 11:43 pm to Stripes314
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CoMo Cops do not give a frick. They will grill you whenever and however they can.
I haven't come across a decent one yet and I've been pulled over 3 times now
Posted on 11/19/12 at 11:46 pm to Frozen Rebel
Why don't you hook your dick up to a pair of jumper cables and try to jump start it because you obviously aren't seeing any action which is why you have to come share your stories about jerking off to Step Brothers
Posted on 11/19/12 at 11:47 pm to MizzouSEC2012
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MizzouSEC2012
Frozen Rebel just has you all torn up.
Posted on 11/19/12 at 11:47 pm to Frozen Rebel
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I just want to know why the only females up in this bitch are catfan and mizzousec2012
Posted on 11/19/12 at 11:48 pm to MizzouSEC2012
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I haven't come across a decent one yet and I've been pulled over 3 times now
They arrested some of my boys a month or two ago for partying. Seriously.
Posted on 11/19/12 at 11:49 pm to Stripes314
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Posted on 11/19/12 at 11:50 pm to JDM1992
I'm serious about what I said earlier.
I will end him.
I will end him.
Posted on 11/19/12 at 11:50 pm to Lee County Tiger
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Posted on 11/19/12 at 11:51 pm to Lee County Tiger
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I'm serious about what I said earlier.
I will end him.
But what would we do without storytime with MS2?
Posted on 11/19/12 at 11:52 pm to Lee County Tiger
I'm waiting
Posted on 11/19/12 at 11:53 pm to Robot Santa
Go back to story time with other random posters
Posted on 11/19/12 at 11:53 pm to MizzouSEC2012
Keep waiting. I need to know your cup size before we can proceed.
Posted on 11/19/12 at 11:53 pm to Lee County Tiger
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Go back to story time with other random posters
No one else really tells 10 paragraph stories about nothing though.
Posted on 11/19/12 at 11:54 pm to Lee County Tiger
Posted on 11/19/12 at 11:54 pm to MizzouSEC2012
quote:Just popping in to say WTF is up with this novella.
I proceed to roll down my window and before I know it deputy dip shite is at my window asking for my proof of registration, have I been drinking.... I said " Well obviously I just got off work" I was still in my movie theater uniform. He says "What time did they close" I say to dip shite "When the last movie ended". To my surprise he is getting agitated and asks me to step out of the car and come take a seat in his car so I get out walk back to his car and he tells me the reason he pulled me over was I was driving with a burnt out tail light and my license plate is coming back to a dodge and I said Well "I drive a ford" He says did you steal the plates and of course I'm a little buzzed at this point and beginning to get pissed off and another cop pulls up and it takes them 20 minutes to reconfirm my registration and when I got to return to my car I mumbled "What a jerk off" and drove away into the night happy that I pissed off a law enforcement officer by wasting an hour of time he could have been at quicktrip getting a coffee and shooting the bull shite with the bull dike county sheriff who pulled me over for doing 5 over
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