re: IM the X-Factor

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I proceed to roll down my window and before I know it deputy dip shite is at my window asking for my proof of registration, have I been drinking.... I said " Well obviously I just got off work" I was still in my movie theater uniform. He says "What time did they close" I say to dip shite "When the last movie ended". To my surprise he is getting agitated and asks me to step out of the car and come take a seat in his car so I get out walk back to his car and he tells me the reason he pulled me over was I was driving with a burnt out tail light and my license plate is coming back to a dodge and I said Well "I drive a ford" He says did you steal the plates and of course I'm a little buzzed at this point and beginning to get pissed off and another cop pulls up and it takes them 20 minutes to reconfirm my registration and when I got to return to my car I mumbled "What a jerk off" and drove away into the night happy that I pissed off a law enforcement officer by wasting an hour of time he could have been at quicktrip getting a coffee and shooting the bull shite with the bull dike county sheriff who pulled me over for doing 5 over

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