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Posted on 11/19/12 at 11:32 pm to MizzouSEC2012
Posted on 11/19/12 at 11:32 pm to MizzouSEC2012
I proceed to roll down my window and before I know it deputy dip shite is at my window asking for my proof of registration, have I been drinking.... I said " Well obviously I just got off work" I was still in my movie theater uniform. He says "What time did they close" I say to dip shite "When the last movie ended". To my surprise he is getting agitated and asks me to step out of the car and come take a seat in his car so I get out walk back to his car and he tells me the reason he pulled me over was I was driving with a burnt out tail light and my license plate is coming back to a dodge and I said Well "I drive a ford" He says did you steal the plates and of course I'm a little buzzed at this point and beginning to get pissed off and another cop pulls up and it takes them 20 minutes to reconfirm my registration and when I got to return to my car I mumbled "What a jerk off" and drove away into the night happy that I pissed off a law enforcement officer by wasting an hour of time he could have been at quicktrip getting a coffee and shooting the bull shite with the bull dike county sheriff who pulled me over for doing 5 over
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Posted on 11/19/12 at 11:32 pm to MizzouSEC2012
Posted on 11/19/12 at 11:33 pm to Dr Lecter
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I'm leaving. I'll see you around Grind:45
I'm scared.
This post was edited on 11/19/12 at 11:35 pm
Posted on 11/19/12 at 11:33 pm to MizzouSEC2012
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MizzouSEC2012
I hope you die. A very slow, silent, painful death.
Posted on 11/19/12 at 11:34 pm to MizzouSEC2012
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I proceed to roll down my window and before I know it deputy dip shite is at my window asking for my proof of registration, have I been drinking.... I said " Well obviously I just got off work" I was still in my movie theater uniform. He says "What time did they close" I say to dip shite "When the last movie ended". To my surprise he is getting agitated and asks me to step out of the car and come take a seat in his car so I get out walk back to his car and he tells me the reason he pulled me over was I was driving with a burnt out tail light and my license plate is coming back to a dodge and I said Well "I drive a ford" He says did you steal the plates and of course I'm a little buzzed at this point and beginning to get pissed off and another cop pulls up and it takes them 20 minutes to reconfirm my registration and when I got to return to my car I mumbled "What a jerk off" and drove away into the night happy that I pissed off a law enforcement officer by wasting an hour of time he could have been at quicktrip getting a coffee and shooting the bull shite with the bull dike county sheriff who pulled me over for doing 5 over
But what happened after you drove off?
Posted on 11/19/12 at 11:34 pm to Lee County Tiger
I can guarantee you it won't be silent
Posted on 11/19/12 at 11:35 pm to Riseupfromtherubble
Well we were on the subject of drunk people having to preform field tests and yes I got a ticket for not having insurance in the car and got it dropped 
Posted on 11/19/12 at 11:36 pm to JDM1992
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I can guarantee you it won't be silent
Maybe Frozen Rebel's help can be enlisted to PIIHB.
Posted on 11/19/12 at 11:36 pm to MizzouSEC2012
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Well we were on the subject of drunk people having to preform field tests and yes I got a ticket for not having insurance in the car and got it dropped
It won't be me that kills you. But I will have you killed. And there will be no way to tie me to it. My hands will be clean.
Posted on 11/19/12 at 11:36 pm to Robot Santa
I went home and fricked one of your relatives
Posted on 11/19/12 at 11:37 pm to CatFan81
This post was edited on 2/17/13 at 4:08 pm
Posted on 11/19/12 at 11:37 pm to Lee County Tiger
That escalated quickly
Posted on 11/19/12 at 11:37 pm to MizzouSEC2012
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I went home and fricked one of your relatives
If they find your remains, they will not be able to identify that it is you for at least a year, if not longer.
Posted on 11/19/12 at 11:38 pm to Lee County Tiger
Things are beginning to add up for me about you
Posted on 11/19/12 at 11:38 pm to MizzouSEC2012
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I went home and fricked one of your relatives
The only relatives I have in Missouri are an aunt and uncle. My aunt is really, really fat. So either you are gay or into old fat women. Congrats on the sex though.
Posted on 11/19/12 at 11:38 pm to CatFan81
No. Mizzou is not my type. I love my men in shape, sexy, and above the age of 18. Lacking acne is a plus too. Mizzou doesn't fit the bill.
Posted on 11/19/12 at 11:39 pm to MizzouSEC2012
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Things are beginning to add up for me about you
Please explain.
Posted on 11/19/12 at 11:39 pm to Frozen Rebel
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No. Mizzou is not my type. I love my men in shape, sexy, and above the age of 18. Lacking acne is a plus too. Mizzou doesn't fit the bill.
Heartbroken
Posted on 11/19/12 at 11:40 pm to Frozen Rebel
You're not a girl
Therefore.....
Therefore.....
This post was edited on 11/19/12 at 11:41 pm
Posted on 11/19/12 at 11:40 pm to Lee County Tiger
You're not worthy
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