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re: I'M Running Spider 3 Y Banana in Knoxville: Nightly Gruden IM thread

Posted on 10/24/12 at 11:36 pm to
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
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Posted on 10/24/12 at 11:36 pm to
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I have been conducting Santa's campaign to go see The Hobbit for a couple of weeks now. Losses have been catastrophic, but the cause must press on.


Fight the good fight It's my turn to pick the movie next time I visit her base, but I'm pretty sure that's gonna get overridden if I happen to be there the week the next twilight movie comes out.

It's all good, though, cuz I get her to watch football with me, so I call it even
Posted by Rebelgator
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Posted on 10/24/12 at 11:37 pm to
She left Brown? Damn.
Posted by NIH
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Posted on 10/24/12 at 11:37 pm to
Great. I have great grades and have an internship with one of the most powerful attorneys in S. Louisiana. Thanks for asking. ;)
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
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Posted on 10/24/12 at 11:37 pm to
Sup sms?
Posted by Lee County Tiger
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Posted on 10/24/12 at 11:37 pm to
It wasn't even good jokes like that. Everyone kept asking her where's Harry and Ron and calling her Hermione
Posted by Rebelgator
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Posted on 10/24/12 at 11:38 pm to
Maybe you can be the next Dickie Scruggs.
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
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Posted on 10/24/12 at 11:40 pm to
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I would love to be with Emma Watson. She left whatever Ivy League School she was at because everyone kept making Harry Potter jokes towards her.


I think it was Brown if I'm not mistaken.
I'd tell Kate Upton she was a fat whore to her face and kick her out of my bed if it meant I got to hold Emma Watson's hand for 5 seconds.
Posted by NIH
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Posted on 10/24/12 at 11:42 pm to
Peter North
Posted by Robot Santa
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Posted on 10/24/12 at 11:42 pm to
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Great. I have great grades and have an internship with one of the most powerful attorneys in S. Louisiana. Thanks for asking. ;)



Barry Zuckercorn?
Posted by NIH
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Posted on 10/24/12 at 11:44 pm to
Jackie Chiles
Posted by Rebelgator
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Posted on 10/24/12 at 11:45 pm to
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Jackie Chiles


Goddamn it. I laughed.

Who told you to put on the balm.
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
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Posted on 10/24/12 at 11:45 pm to
quote:

Jackie Chiles


This thread is lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous!
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
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Posted on 10/24/12 at 11:47 pm to
Y'all are a mess--been laughing way too hard the past couple mins

I gotta tap out tho. Catch y'all on the flipside
Posted by Rebelgator
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Posted on 10/24/12 at 11:48 pm to
Night, brother from another mother.
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
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Posted on 10/24/12 at 11:51 pm to
Later bud.
Posted by Lee County Tiger
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Posted on 10/24/12 at 11:52 pm to
30 miles from Alabama
Posted by Robot Santa
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Posted on 10/24/12 at 11:55 pm to
Drinking cheap booze and listening to Rush. I can't decide if my life is failure or awesome right now.
Posted by Lee County Tiger
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Posted on 10/24/12 at 11:56 pm to
I vote Awesome
Posted by Rebelgator
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Posted on 10/24/12 at 11:56 pm to
I'm all jacked up on rum and arcade fire.
Posted by Lee County Tiger
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Posted on 10/24/12 at 11:59 pm to
Vyvanse, Nicotine, Coca Cola Classic, and Gov't Mule currently.
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