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Posted on 11/30/12 at 9:34 pm to GeauxWarTigers
Posted on 11/30/12 at 9:34 pm to GeauxWarTigers
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The longer it takes the better the result, brah. Your fapping knowledge is disappointing.
Comes from being with the some chick for slightly less than a decade.
Those times are the main event. Everything else just serves a utilitarian purpose.
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Posted on 11/30/12 at 9:34 pm to TbirdSpur2010
And, I'm out
5000th post is for the game thread
5000th post is for the game thread
Posted on 11/30/12 at 9:34 pm to dawgfan24348
Posted on 11/30/12 at 9:34 pm to TbirdSpur2010
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How many times must I say it? Multitask, gentlemen!
Well if he's doing it right he's already watching a movie, so that's covered. He should also only need one hand so the other is free to hold the sandwich. Got that covered.
Posted on 11/30/12 at 9:36 pm to dawgfan24348
Just hit 5k this week, myself, I just realized
Posted on 11/30/12 at 9:38 pm to GeauxWarTigers
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Well if he's doing it right he's already watching a movie, so that's covered. He should also only need one hand so the other is free to hold the sandwich. Got that covered.
That's the way the pieces are supposed to fit together
Posted on 11/30/12 at 9:38 pm to TbirdSpur2010
Might want to skip on mayo as a condiment during the fap though.
Posted on 11/30/12 at 9:39 pm to dawgfan24348
Congratulations on your tenacity to reach 5k posts. You only have 4 to go!
Here's a "Shout Out" to Semo, Mizzeaux, MS2 and any other Tigers in this thread. (I just scanned the last couple of pages)
M I Z.....
Here's a "Shout Out" to Semo, Mizzeaux, MS2 and any other Tigers in this thread. (I just scanned the last couple of pages)
M I Z.....
Posted on 11/30/12 at 9:39 pm to BluegrassBelle
Ill shite you not... there was a woman in this area that was arrested for "fapping" with a Maglite and a jar of Dukes mayo... true story
Posted on 11/30/12 at 9:39 pm to BluegrassBelle
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Might want to skip on mayo as a condiment during the fap though.
Only if you're not confident in your sandwich handling skills.
There's the true knowledge/skill.
Posted on 11/30/12 at 9:40 pm to bdv1974
Ewwwww. Uhhhhh. 
Posted on 11/30/12 at 9:40 pm to BluegrassBelle
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Might want to skip on mayo as a condiment during the fap though.
Good pointPosted on 11/30/12 at 9:40 pm to BluegrassBelle
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Might want to skip on mayo as a condiment during the fap though
I prefer to take this option at all times.
Posted on 11/30/12 at 9:41 pm to Mizzeaux
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Only if you're not confident in your sandwich handling skills.
There's the true knowledge/skill.
As a secondary fapper, I have to say that if the fap is good the sammich could be in jeopardy.
Posted on 11/30/12 at 9:43 pm to BluegrassBelle
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As a secondary fapper, I have to say that if the fap is good the sammich could be in jeopardy.
Posted on 11/30/12 at 9:43 pm to BluegrassBelle
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As a secondary fapper, I have to say that if the fap is good the sammich could be in jeopardy.
Posted on 11/30/12 at 9:44 pm to Bogie00
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Bogie00
I'm SO glad you're here!!
We need to whip MS2 back into line - he's calling you, Belle and me senior citizens. I swear I'm gonna turn that child into
(crocodile stilettos)
This post was edited on 11/30/12 at 9:46 pm
Posted on 11/30/12 at 9:47 pm to TbirdSpur2010
I mean am I wrong?
Posted on 11/30/12 at 9:49 pm to BluegrassBelle
Evening people.
Posted on 11/30/12 at 9:49 pm to Rebelgator
Hiya Rebel.
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