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I’m going to sue the University of Georgia for $19.80

Posted on 6/6/20 at 9:59 pm
Posted by OmegaMan
Mobile, AL
Member since Sep 2018
984 posts
Posted on 6/6/20 at 9:59 pm
I’m looking for a good attorney not afraid to put the system on trial. All I’m asking for is $19.80. The price of one hat. This is purely a symbolic gesture, the truth is that the artifact lost in 1999, a 1983 Auburn hat autographed by Pat Dye, is now priceless...unreplaceable.

Meanwhile, I couldn’t help but notice the usual goons on this site have taken a lot of pleasure making sport of me over what happened...as if they’ve achieved some sort of petty victory over me. Like the great unwashed horde of sidewalk alumni supplied by Bama, Georgia and LSU could ever defeat OmegaMan! I bare their pathetic puny slings and arrows with invincible pride. Like Boethius, I attempt to bring enlightenment to this miserable backwater of a message board, but instead like the original Boethius, in all likelihood a martyr’s fate awaits, my philosophy and teachings rejected by reprobate caveman savages.






This post was edited on 6/6/20 at 10:02 pm
Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
93703 posts
Posted on 6/6/20 at 10:02 pm to
Posted by Hailstate15
ForeverGator's mom's
Member since Nov 2018
21466 posts
Posted on 6/6/20 at 10:02 pm to
idk wtf you are talking about but I want whatever you are using
Posted by NorthshoreTiger76
Pelicans, Saints, & LSU Fan
Member since May 2009
80181 posts
Posted on 6/6/20 at 10:04 pm to
Someone get this dude a hat
Posted by Solo Cam
Member since Sep 2015
32640 posts
Posted on 6/6/20 at 10:06 pm to
quote:

BetaMan
FIFY
Posted by 3down10
Member since Sep 2014
22720 posts
Posted on 6/6/20 at 10:07 pm to
Posted by mulletproof
Shambala
Member since Apr 2013
4672 posts
Posted on 6/6/20 at 11:30 pm to
Lew..?... For God's sake. Are you kneeling somewhere hiding from the covid?. If I see another thread from this slapdick or thee cornhole, I am going to snap and release a certain set of pictures showing you and MikeLBR "wrestling" at a 2014 TD meet and greet in New Orleans.
Posted by PokeyTiger
New Iberia
Member since Apr 2020
1968 posts
Posted on 6/6/20 at 11:46 pm to
St Augustine’s crypt is polluted with the remnants of this windbag Boethius.

Soothe the remnants of your cigar smoking soul on this fact!

Your hat was prolly the pride and joy of some GA trailer pigpen denizen who sold your hat in a garage sale for .50 cents
Posted by Capstone2017
I love lead paint- PokeyTiger
Member since Dec 2013
2235 posts
Posted on 6/6/20 at 11:55 pm to
I will send you 19.80 to shut up. Your Schick is old willy.
Posted by Capstone2017
I love lead paint- PokeyTiger
Member since Dec 2013
2235 posts
Posted on 6/6/20 at 11:55 pm to
I will send you 19.80 to shut up. Your Schick is old willy.
Posted by Capstone2017
I love lead paint- PokeyTiger
Member since Dec 2013
2235 posts
Posted on 6/6/20 at 11:55 pm to
I will send you 19.80 to shut up. Your Schick is old willy.
Posted by Capstone2017
I love lead paint- PokeyTiger
Member since Dec 2013
2235 posts
Posted on 6/7/20 at 12:04 am to
Omega is of lower value than beta in greek..
Posted by OmegaMan
Mobile, AL
Member since Sep 2018
984 posts
Posted on 6/7/20 at 12:13 am to
Crapstone, The only Greek you likely know about is butthext you engage in with the other degenerates here when you have your meet ups in New Orleans. Apparently it’s a popular activity.
This post was edited on 6/7/20 at 12:14 am
Posted by ImayGoLesMiles
Baton Rouge, La
Member since Feb 2015
12709 posts
Posted on 6/7/20 at 12:28 am to
Georgia sucks. You should sue for more than that.

However, I love when LSU plays them bc we dominate that arse almost everytime...especially when there is a title on the line.
This post was edited on 6/7/20 at 12:30 am
Posted by PlateJohnsonIII
Member since Feb 2020
6159 posts
Posted on 6/7/20 at 12:40 am to
It would be a tough lawsuit to win considering the public indecency laws you were breaking.

For those who don't know, this dude was passed out drunk in the bushes - vomit everywhere. His pants were unzipped and partway down his legs.
A small child saw him and started crying and their dad had to grab them and run away.
After seeing that, Georgia fans stole his hat. Everyone was pretty pissed at him, but the sorry campus police didn't want to touch him due to all the vomit, so they just left him there.

Oh, and since this won't be his last thread. He'll probably make another complaining about the time he ran out of a porta potty in tears, mid-shite.

Textbook definition of sorry-arse-motherfricker.
This post was edited on 6/7/20 at 12:42 am
Posted by lastfan
Houston
Member since Nov 2015
7732 posts
Posted on 6/7/20 at 12:48 am to
quote:

If I see another thread from this slapdick or thee cornhole

Are you saying the OP should keep a “lid” on it?
Posted by Capstone2017
I love lead paint- PokeyTiger
Member since Dec 2013
2235 posts
Posted on 6/7/20 at 2:20 am to
Well you just missed out on a great attorney to get you the settlement you deserved!!
Posted by Jebadeb
Member since Oct 2017
4769 posts
Posted on 6/7/20 at 2:30 am to
quote:

LSU could ever defeat OmegaMan! I 


That's fine. I'll take LSU beating Auburn every year.
Posted by Kraut Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
4503 posts
Posted on 6/7/20 at 3:14 am to


This post was edited on 11/9/20 at 2:10 pm
Posted by ugasickem
Allatoona
Member since Nov 2010
10789 posts
Posted on 6/7/20 at 4:27 am to
Ok deeprig
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