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Posted on 10/19/12 at 11:46 pm to Henry Jones Jr
Posted on 10/19/12 at 11:46 pm to Henry Jones Jr
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Didn't know that many people were struggling so much. I feel sorry for you guys
Well shite dude, I felt like dozens was respectable for a 23 year old. Hope your dick doesn't rot off
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Posted on 10/19/12 at 11:47 pm to GeauxWarTigers
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Behind every psycho bitch is the douche who made her that way
Occasionally true
Posted on 10/19/12 at 11:49 pm to Riseupfromtherubble
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Occasionally true
Yup. Some bitches just be crazy.
Posted on 10/19/12 at 11:49 pm to Riseupfromtherubble
I wish I had that much game.
Posted on 10/19/12 at 11:49 pm to TTsTowel
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This seems like a good time for you to break out the Dill-pickle chip's story, FWIW.
So, 2 years ago, I was out at the bar with a friend, and while I was there, I met this girl. She was all over the LCT very quickly. We left the bar because it was closing and went to Fat Daddy's. While at Fat Daddy's she starts making out with me, straddling me, etc. Well, after a little while, we head back to her place. Once we get back to her place, we go straight for the bed.
While in bed, she uses this time to inform me that she "is a bad girlfriend." Obviously, I'm in her bed, so I'm not just gonna leave it be.
Then, in either an act of drunkeness or an attempt to get me to leave, she begins eating Golden Flake Dill Pickle Potato Chips in bed. The combo of the smell and the crunch from the chips did me in. I rolled over her, said "*insert her name here*, right?" and when she replied "yes" I said "well, nice meeting you" and left.
I saw her out a bunch after that. Every time we made eye contact, she always ran away.
Posted on 10/19/12 at 11:50 pm to Lee County Tiger
Posted on 10/19/12 at 11:51 pm to Lee County Tiger
dude any pickle smell is gross. A girl eating a pickle is the most disgusting thing. Posted on 10/19/12 at 11:52 pm to Lee County Tiger
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So, 2 years ago, I was out at the bar with a friend, and while I was there, I met this girl. She was all over the LCT very quickly. We left the bar because it was closing and went to Fat Daddy's. While at Fat Daddy's she starts making out with me, straddling me, etc. Well, after a little while, we head back to her place. Once we get back to her place, we go straight for the bed.
While in bed, she uses this time to inform me that she "is a bad girlfriend." Obviously, I'm in her bed, so I'm not just gonna leave it be.
Then, in either an act of drunkeness or an attempt to get me to leave, she begins eating Golden Flake Dill Pickle Potato Chips in bed. The combo of the smell and the crunch from the chips did me in. I rolled over her, said "*insert her name here*, right?" and when she replied "yes" I said "well, nice meeting you" and left.
I saw her out a bunch after that. Every time we made eye contact, she always ran away.
Still a better love story than Twilight.
Posted on 10/19/12 at 11:52 pm to No Colors
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Revealing pics and personal info creeps me out. Rebelgator put up his pic and his grove spot, so I went by to see who he was last week. Confirmed it was him and then sort of threw up in my mouth. Don't want to go there again. Do not like.
You're such a cool guy.
Posted on 10/19/12 at 11:53 pm to Henry Jones Jr
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I wish I had that much game.
I'm pretty sure my game goes to negative digits.
Posted on 10/19/12 at 11:53 pm to Henry Jones Jr
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I wish I had that much game.
I'm a shy well mannered gentleman when sober. After 3 or 4 drinks I turn into Rico suave. It really is easy if you ooze fun and cheerfulness. Sober me talking face to face = no game. Drunk or texting = game for days
Posted on 10/19/12 at 11:53 pm to Lee County Tiger
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Then, in either an act of drunkeness or an attempt to get me to leave, she begins eating Golden Flake Dill Pickle Potato Chips in bed. The combo of the smell and the crunch from the chips did me in. I rolled over her, said "*insert her name here*, right?" and when she replied "yes" I said "well, nice meeting you" and left.
My iced coffee tasted better in my mouth than on my monitor. Thanks.
Posted on 10/19/12 at 11:54 pm to AUtigerNOLA
All the girls at my high school would eat the shite out of whole dill pickles. It's funny how when you see a girl eating a popsicle it's hot. A pickle is the complete opposite.
Posted on 10/19/12 at 11:54 pm to Lee County Tiger
I like Dill Pickle chips. What is this girls name? 
Posted on 10/19/12 at 11:55 pm to Rebelgator
Did you just read all 25 pages or were you alerted?
Posted on 10/19/12 at 11:55 pm to Riseupfromtherubble
Pretty much the same way I am.
That's how I held that conversation I told you guys about last night for over an hour.
That's how I held that conversation I told you guys about last night for over an hour.
Posted on 10/19/12 at 11:55 pm to Marty McFrat
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I like Dill Pickle chips. What is this girls name?
You sure you wanna go there?
Posted on 10/19/12 at 11:55 pm to Henry Jones Jr
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All the girls at my high school would eat the shite out of whole dill pickles. It's funny how when you see a girl eating a popsicle it's hot. A pickle is the complete opposite.
I hate when you end up standing next to somebody who is eating one of those and all you can smell is the vinegar and hear them crunching down on that sucker.
Posted on 10/19/12 at 11:56 pm to Henry Jones Jr
Any further contact with her?
Posted on 10/19/12 at 11:56 pm to Lee County Tiger
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You sure you wanna go there?
I'll do a lot of things for Dill Pickle chips.
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