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re: if you could go back in time and eliminate one college from existence....

Posted on 4/29/15 at 6:38 pm to
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34342 posts
Posted on 4/29/15 at 6:38 pm to
quote:

Technically, a man is supposed to jizz in a box (of sorts).


So you pass around a Jizz Jar and you are gay, but you pass around a Jizz Box and you are some sort of alpha hetero male?

Gee wiz, its hard to know what to do with jizz.
Posted by Gradual_Stroke
Bee Cave, TX
Member since Oct 2012
20917 posts
Posted on 4/29/15 at 7:13 pm to
I'd nuke OU from orbit so fast it would make your head spin. frick OU.
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34342 posts
Posted on 4/29/15 at 7:22 pm to


I mean their fricking school mascot is a cheater. That is what sooner means, someone that cheated to get the best land first. They did the same shite to us in football. Cheating in the 50's and the Barry Switzer era got them a head start on a modern A&M for being the FSU of Texas.

Luckily the anchor that is OSU and the good timing of our upgrades gives us a fighting chance to take our birthright back from those cheaters. You don't need to nuke them from space, we Ronald Reaganed them with facility Star Wars.
Posted by MikeyFL
Las Vegas, NV
Member since Sep 2010
9612 posts
Posted on 4/29/15 at 7:43 pm to
I wonder who UAB would eliminate.

Oh, wait.
Posted by BugaPainTrain7
Oxford, MS
Member since Nov 2014
11567 posts
Posted on 4/29/15 at 8:14 pm to
They would eliminate UAB
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