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re: If Heupel goes to LSU he will weigh 750 lbs in 2 years eating 5 gallons of gumbo a day.
Posted on 11/3/25 at 6:42 am to TheFourHorsemen
Posted on 11/3/25 at 6:42 am to TheFourHorsemen
Heupel is a heavyweight amongst the HC candidates…..but he won’t go to LSU….. he will coach at Tennessee until Venables retires in 20 years then Heupel goes to Oklahoma
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Posted on 11/3/25 at 6:49 am to TheFourHorsemen
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If Heupel goes to LSU he will weigh 750 lbs in 2 years eating 5 gallons of gumbo a day.
No doubt. Still more svelte than the tamu guy
Posted on 11/3/25 at 7:00 am to 0
I do not want him at LSU
Posted on 11/3/25 at 8:04 am to TheFourHorsemen
The question really is, how compliant are SEC schools in the visitor locker rooms for motor chairs.
Posted on 11/3/25 at 8:08 am to Nitro Express
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Where is all this Heupel to LSU talk coming from?
From the kitchen, silly.
Posted on 11/3/25 at 8:34 am to Rip N Lip
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That fatass don’t eat soup. He will snack on boudin 5 times a day before he fricks around with soup. Slurp it up like a bag of Cheetos
A Heupel gumbo would be a pile of seafood and potato salad with a small amount of broth. He would use a spoon with slits to ensure nothing but guts. His potato salad quantity would of course equal the amount of gumbo. Every bowl would come with a loaf of garlic bread.
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