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"I remember" - A poem by someone that loves Bama

Posted on 11/1/20 at 9:05 pm
Posted by I Love Bama
Alabama
Member since Nov 2007
37701 posts
Posted on 11/1/20 at 9:05 pm
I remember

I remember when they said
The dynasty was soon to be dead

Only for them to know
That their mama was in fact a ho

Now Bama is back on top
And their cock is harder than a rock

They will spit on it before they enter
Just so you don't cry all winter



I invite you to come up with the next line.



Posted by LC412000
Any location where a plane flies
Member since Mar 2004
16673 posts
Posted on 11/1/20 at 9:07 pm to
Next line is easy

You are the queerest SOB posting on the SECRant
Posted by diddlydawg7
2x Best Poster Elite 8 (2x Sweet 16
Member since Oct 2017
27584 posts
Posted on 11/1/20 at 9:07 pm to
quote:

Now Bama is back on top
And their cock is harder than a rock


Posted by Hailstate15
ForeverGator's mom's
Member since Nov 2018
21466 posts
Posted on 11/1/20 at 9:08 pm to
quote:

Now Bama is back on top
And their cock is harder than a rock


Aggie board
Posted by Beessnax
Member since Nov 2015
9135 posts
Posted on 11/1/20 at 9:08 pm to
That's weird on so many different levels but I'm sure someone will step up and deliver
Posted by Tuscaloosa
11x Award Winning SECRant user
Member since Dec 2011
46603 posts
Posted on 11/1/20 at 9:08 pm to
I’ll make a Haiku.

LSU sucks cock
Hahahahahahaha
RTW2-3
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
52473 posts
Posted on 11/1/20 at 9:10 pm to
Right on cue, Tuscaloosa brings up LSU in a thread which isnt about LSU at all.

Posted by Literalist
Minnesota
Member since Oct 2014
3476 posts
Posted on 11/1/20 at 9:11 pm to
Little kids are so cute when they post on here.

Now tell us your favorite poop joke.
Posted by Tuscaloosa
11x Award Winning SECRant user
Member since Dec 2011
46603 posts
Posted on 11/1/20 at 9:14 pm to
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SidewalkTiger


quote:

Its been 669 days since LSU football last lost a game

And the first realistic threat to tStreak won't come until 10/17 @ Florida.


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Posted by Bender the Great
Gadsden
Member since Aug 2017
398 posts
Posted on 11/1/20 at 9:16 pm to
quote:

And their cock is harder than a rock


Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
52473 posts
Posted on 11/1/20 at 9:18 pm to
Obsessed

Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
93667 posts
Posted on 11/1/20 at 9:18 pm to
Saban continues to bless you
Yet your fans still constantly post about LSU.
Posted by WilliamTaylor21
2720 Arse Whipping Avenue
Member since Dec 2013
35930 posts
Posted on 11/1/20 at 9:18 pm to
I remember when you made the Natty
The night ended with Clemson your daddy


An off-season came and an off-season went
Then the game of the century - you invited the President

But on that night another dream went poof
And all you had was a WildBill Oo0of!
Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
52473 posts
Posted on 11/1/20 at 9:19 pm to
quote:

Saban continues to bless you
Yet your fans still constantly post about LSU.






I'd hate to see what it'd be like if we were actually rivals.

Posted by Dubosed
Gulf Breeze
Member since Nov 2012
7040 posts
Posted on 11/1/20 at 9:21 pm to
quote:

I Love Bama


Thought you gave up drinking bro?
Posted by Tuscaloosa
11x Award Winning SECRant user
Member since Dec 2011
46603 posts
Posted on 11/1/20 at 9:34 pm to
quote:

An off-season came and an off-season went


The worst part of the life cycle of being an LSU fan.

Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29450 posts
Posted on 11/1/20 at 9:36 pm to
quote:

They will spit on it before they enter
Just so you don't cry all winter

Who will spit on the little corndog?
Posted by WilliamTaylor21
2720 Arse Whipping Avenue
Member since Dec 2013
35930 posts
Posted on 11/1/20 at 9:50 pm to
It is done” he yelled about Ryan
But Sage said no and left Loosa cryin
Posted by Tuscaloosa
11x Award Winning SECRant user
Member since Dec 2011
46603 posts
Posted on 11/1/20 at 10:04 pm to
quote:

WilliamTaylor21


“HEY EVERYONE LOOK AT ME! he cried for attention.

But as people scrolled past, he had to adjust his obsession.

To Dawgs, to Aggies, and then back to me... because his sidewalk team is 2-3.
This post was edited on 11/1/20 at 10:13 pm
Posted by MickeyZofko
Huntsville
Member since Nov 2016
209 posts
Posted on 11/1/20 at 10:05 pm to
Aggie board



I laughed out loud...that was drop the mike funny!
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