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I just submitted a job application for Mizzou Defensive Coordinator

Posted on 12/15/14 at 4:22 pm
Posted by Mizzou Fan in Da ATX
Member since Dec 2011
4184 posts
Posted on 12/15/14 at 4:22 pm
Wish me luck.

FYI in advance: mizzoukills will be my linebackers coach if this goes down. You think what Shane Ray did vs Bama was targeting, you ain't seen shite yet. We bout to go Cobra Kai dojo on yo asses
Posted by Eric Nies Grind Time
Atlanta GA - ITP
Member since Sep 2012
24933 posts
Posted on 12/15/14 at 4:24 pm to
If you need a reference let me know.
Posted by taylormade
Tumbleton
Member since Jan 2011
9802 posts
Posted on 12/15/14 at 4:25 pm to
Thats cool..
Posted by blacknblu
Member since Nov 2011
10276 posts
Posted on 12/15/14 at 4:26 pm to
This is fricking awesome! Thanks for the link! I'm going to have a lot of fun with a not so bright individual right now
Posted by Kcoyote
Member since Jan 2012
12050 posts
Posted on 12/15/14 at 4:27 pm to
Fake it till you make it bro
Posted by Robert Goulet
Member since Jan 2013
9999 posts
Posted on 12/15/14 at 4:30 pm to
It would be awesome if every poster on tRant applied for this position.
Posted by Mizzou Fan in Da ATX
Member since Dec 2011
4184 posts
Posted on 12/15/14 at 4:31 pm to
Mizzou Athletic Department upping the ante on twitter:

"Understand, you armchair coaches applying for the DC job: Anyone with a Madden blitz rate higher than 10% will not be considered. #DLineZOU"
Posted by ZouKeeper
Missouri
Member since Nov 2012
778 posts
Posted on 12/15/14 at 4:38 pm to
When is your interview? Mine is tomorrow.
Posted by blacknblu
Member since Nov 2011
10276 posts
Posted on 12/15/14 at 4:39 pm to
I'm sure they already have their guy - but it's a hell of a marketing idea since they probably have to post all state jobs anyway.

Someone submit a resume for Muschamp
This post was edited on 12/15/14 at 4:40 pm
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 12/15/14 at 4:41 pm to
Mizzou Fan in Da ATX

quote:

mizzoukills will be my linebackers coach if this goes down



Do I need to submit mine to you or to the AD?
Posted by JoeMoTiger
KC Area
Member since Nov 2013
2677 posts
Posted on 12/15/14 at 4:43 pm to
quote:

FYI in advance: mizzoukills will be my linebackers coach if this goes down. You think what Shane Ray did vs Bama was targeting, you ain't seen shite yet. We bout to go Cobra Kai dojo on yo asses



If you get hired can I be the water boy...err Gatorade boy or maybe I could help in the equipment/gear department.
I have to be part of this thing if a bunch of jock sniffers are gonna take this bitch to the next level.
Posted by Prof
Member since Jun 2013
42620 posts
Posted on 12/15/14 at 4:44 pm to
I had classes with Chavis' niece and know her pretty well. Mizzombies bow before your new DC.
Posted by Phat Phil
Krispy Kreme
Member since May 2010
7372 posts
Posted on 12/15/14 at 4:45 pm to
Are they affirmative action hirer? Some of my black friends are looking for a job.
Posted by Mizzou Fan in Da ATX
Member since Dec 2011
4184 posts
Posted on 12/15/14 at 4:46 pm to
quote:

Do I need to submit mine to you or to the AD?

Better to send it straight to the AD. That way we when we inevitably go all Gamecock on each other on the sidelines I won't feel guilty about having you canned.
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 12/15/14 at 4:48 pm to
Just so you know I have an approach that will 100 percent be the most successful approach to this position in the history of football.
Posted by Mizzou Fan in Da ATX
Member since Dec 2011
4184 posts
Posted on 12/15/14 at 4:49 pm to
quote:

If you get hired can I be the water boy...err Gatorade boy or maybe I could help in the equipment/gear department.
I have to be part of this thing if a bunch of jock sniffers are gonna take this bitch to the next level.

I've narrowed candidates down to you and the University of Miami equipment manager from the Nevin Shapiro era. If you can match he and Nevin's fundraising/recruiting/boozing/prostituting acumen - and provide high quality H20 - the job is yours.
Posted by SpartyGator
Detroit Lions fan
Member since Oct 2011
75392 posts
Posted on 12/15/14 at 5:01 pm to
Not a Taleo app
This post was edited on 12/15/14 at 5:02 pm
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