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How will you spend the Friday before the first game?
Posted on 8/4/12 at 4:21 pm
Posted on 8/4/12 at 4:21 pm
I will be taking cans to the recycling center to get some bail money up. If UM pulls off the upset, I don't know how the old lady will survive taking into consideraton all the Nattys I will have consumed at that point.
How about you? Prepping for the tailgate? Driving?
Souf Cackylacky/AsstoMouth/10erC may use the appropriate day for their responses.
How about you? Prepping for the tailgate? Driving?
Souf Cackylacky/AsstoMouth/10erC may use the appropriate day for their responses.
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Posted on 8/4/12 at 4:23 pm to NBamaAlum
Drunk after 2? LSU and UF hold their liquor better.
Posted on 8/4/12 at 4:23 pm to NBamaAlum
Wrapping up my post-NC offseason fapping.
My right arm is pretty damn strong now.
My right arm is pretty damn strong now.
Posted on 8/4/12 at 4:24 pm to NBamaAlum
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Prepping for the tailgate? Driving?
Normally, yes.
This year, kickoff is a mile and a half from my house.
Will probably spend the day convincing myself that we are not, in fact, a 7-5 team, but have a chance to go 12-0. Then I'll go drinking. Then reality will set in.
Posted on 8/4/12 at 4:25 pm to NBamaAlum
take a ride on a Harley, maybe get a HJ from some blonde slut thats not my wife.
seems like a good idea, no?
seems like a good idea, no?
This post was edited on 8/4/12 at 4:26 pm
Posted on 8/4/12 at 4:26 pm to NBamaAlum
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taking into consideraton all the Nattys I will have consumed at that point.
You'll claim to have consumed 14, but in reality will only consume 10.
I will spend my friday evening getting hammered in the cotton district most likely.
Posted on 8/4/12 at 4:28 pm to deltaland
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You'll claim to have consumed 14, but in reality will only consume 10.
Would have been a 10 if you'd gotten the real number of beers consumed correct. Solid effort.
This post was edited on 8/4/12 at 4:28 pm
Posted on 8/4/12 at 4:28 pm to deltaland
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I will spend my friday evening getting hammered in the cotton district most likely.
most likely what I will do too
Posted on 8/4/12 at 4:30 pm to deltaland
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You'll claim to have consumed 14, but in reality will only consume 10.
I laughed.
Posted on 8/4/12 at 4:32 pm to NBamaAlum
get laid and smoke pot
This post was edited on 8/4/12 at 4:39 pm
Posted on 8/4/12 at 4:32 pm to NBamaAlum
school, drinking, prepping tailgate
Posted on 8/4/12 at 4:33 pm to deltaland
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You'll claim to have consumed 14, but in reality will only consume 10.
I will spend my friday evening getting hammered in the cotton district most likely.
Posted on 8/4/12 at 4:34 pm to bigt41
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school
North Texas not good enough of a game to skip class for?
Posted on 8/4/12 at 4:37 pm to NBamaAlum
Most likely will be at a sportsbar watching football, because the first week of the season, ANY college football is watchable.
Posted on 8/4/12 at 4:37 pm to NBamaAlum
I'll be taking it pretty easy since the Gamecocks would have just played the night before. I'll just be ready to watch some good football the opening weekend.
Posted on 8/4/12 at 4:39 pm to NBamaAlum
Watching on TV, because for some reason they are going to have UGA and Buffalo on TV 
Posted on 8/4/12 at 4:40 pm to NBamaAlum
I masturbate in a bath full of vodka and razorblades with a banana up my arse and a French tickler halfway down my throat, whilst watching reruns of The Jeffersons. It hasn't worked to help our team, so I may need to change my routine.
Any suggestions?
Any suggestions?
Posted on 8/4/12 at 4:42 pm to KaiserSoze99
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I masturbate in a bath full of vodka and razorblades with a banana up my arse and a French tickler halfway down my throat, whilst watching reruns of The Jeffersons. It hasn't worked to help our team, so I may need to change my routine.
There was an awful lot of thought put into that.
Posted on 8/4/12 at 4:44 pm to NBamaAlum
I'll spend Friday driving to Atlanta and then watching our game that night.
Posted on 8/4/12 at 4:45 pm to KaiserSoze99
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I masturbate in a bath full of vodka and razorblades with a banana up my arse and a French tickler halfway down my throat, whilst watching reruns of The Jeffersons. It hasn't worked to help our team, so I may need to change my routine.
Switch out gin for vodka and All in the Family for The Jeffersons.
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