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re: How To Talk To Your Kids About Michael Sam....

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Posted by Gradual_Stroke
Bee Cave, TX
Member since Oct 2012
20917 posts
Posted on 5/13/14 at 5:00 pm to
A musical called "The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas", which details a famous incident in the Republic's history. In one scene, it features the Texas Aggies (being the flagship University) after the Thanksgiving game going to the brothel to get their D's wet.
Posted by Bob Ag
Austin
Member since Aug 2011
3008 posts
Posted on 5/13/14 at 5:10 pm to
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How To Talk To Your Kids About Michael Sam....



Tell your kids that if they become gay they will never have kids of their own and there is a good chance they will get Aids due to the increase risk that goes with being gay. Despite these issues the liberal media will tell them it's normal.


Hope this helps.






Posted by rootisback
Member since Mar 2014
3371 posts
Posted on 5/13/14 at 5:12 pm to
Tell them "more pie, less cake"
Posted by ManicTiger
the real Columbia
Member since Apr 2014
170 posts
Posted on 5/13/14 at 5:13 pm to
My teacher showed this to our class today. Hilarious
Posted by GeeOH
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2013
13376 posts
Posted on 5/13/14 at 5:30 pm to
"Son, I need you to know something, Sam sucks"

Posted by BarberitosDawg
Lee County Florida across causeway
Member since Oct 2013
9914 posts
Posted on 5/13/14 at 5:35 pm to
Posted by socraticsilence
Member since Dec 2013
1347 posts
Posted on 5/13/14 at 6:07 pm to
Honestly your kids probably don't care, and if they do its because of you one way or the other because seriously, voters under 30 don't understand why say gay marriage is an issue for anyone and people under 18 are probably even more blase-- in 30 years no one who isn't senile is going to give a crap one way or another whose gay and who isn't.
Posted by sbrian3915
New Orleans
Member since Aug 2011
648 posts
Posted on 5/13/14 at 6:56 pm to
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The bible clearly states that homosexuality is wrong and those people are going to hell. The bible says to Love all sinners, pray for them, and to witness to them.



...and if they tell you to mind your own business that they will go directly to hell, do not pass go, do not collect $200. You left out that little tidbit of information

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Christianity is the most popular religion in the United States, with around 73% of polled Americans identifying themselves as Christian in 2012.


That's great. Totally irrelevant to this topic but thanks for the info. But, going with your 73%, 95% of that 73% frankly have more pressing problems in their lives than to worry about who Michael Sam chooses to date.
Posted by LSU1NSEC
Member since Sep 2007
17243 posts
Posted on 5/13/14 at 7:36 pm to
unless your son tells you he's a brony you're prolly ok. just tell him vajayjay's are fun but expensive
Posted by nc14
La Jolla
Member since Jan 2012
28193 posts
Posted on 5/13/14 at 7:44 pm to
About what? Have not heard anything about this. Someone catch me up.
Posted by nc14
La Jolla
Member since Jan 2012
28193 posts
Posted on 5/13/14 at 7:45 pm to
30. The generation still living with mom. God bless our future leaders.
Posted by TideJoe
Member since Sep 2012
939 posts
Posted on 5/13/14 at 8:17 pm to
I made my sons leave the room before the makeout session started. I'm no homophobe and am quite tolerant of it even though I don't understand a man that wants another man. With that said, I'm not ready for that conversation. My boys understand a relationship to be between a man and a woman. I'm sure the day is coming where they'll ask questions but I'm going to delay it as long as possible.
Posted by avondale88
Montgomery
Member since May 2009
2634 posts
Posted on 5/13/14 at 8:17 pm to
Who gives a crap what two men or women do behind closed doors? We need to focus our attention on child molesters. Why do "straight" men feel threatened by gays? A gay male or female doesn't bother me one bit. I would simply tell my kid that a man and a woman get married to procreate, but you have some people who like people that they are. I would next tell them about homosexuality and not to feel threatened by them since they are not a threat to you. If you see a guy constantly looking at kids on a school playground, immediately call the police. My point is, what is the biggest danger in this scenario?
Posted by nc14
La Jolla
Member since Jan 2012
28193 posts
Posted on 5/13/14 at 8:25 pm to
Going blind is what I've been told.
Posted by jackmanusc
Columbia, SC
Member since Apr 2012
3947 posts
Posted on 5/13/14 at 8:32 pm to
Who the frick cares? I have a 2 year old and his godfather is gay.
Posted by nc14
La Jolla
Member since Jan 2012
28193 posts
Posted on 5/13/14 at 8:34 pm to
Don't tell me your problems. I'm not Dear Abby.
Posted by BlackCloud
Above It All
Member since Jan 2014
3816 posts
Posted on 5/13/14 at 8:41 pm to
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Who the frick cares? I have a 2 year old and his godfather is gay.


When your son gets a bit older will you let him have a sleepover when the godfather is having a pool party with disco music blaring til 3:am?
hmmmmm
Posted by jackmanusc
Columbia, SC
Member since Apr 2012
3947 posts
Posted on 5/13/14 at 9:00 pm to
I'm most worried that he is a bama fan.
Posted by BlackCloud
Above It All
Member since Jan 2014
3816 posts
Posted on 5/13/14 at 9:01 pm to
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I'm most worried that he is a bama fan

You Sir have your priorities straight!
Posted by nc14
La Jolla
Member since Jan 2012
28193 posts
Posted on 5/13/14 at 9:02 pm to
Exactly what I was thinking. Poster child for loser.
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